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Terms of Masturbation!

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Unknown User
Heres one for ye. there are lots of different phrases for masturbation like, choke the chicken, slap the monkey....etc...
whats your favourite term but also what do women call it when they do it????
babyboo
Orgasminator
plain and simple....Fiddle :smoke:
Unknown User
Clittering - for the girls
Unknown User
Oh I don't think much of that clittering term Marie, I'm off for a rub :lol2: I have heard it called the same as male masturbation 'a wank' innocent
Titan79
Sex God
wank..plain and simple.
unknown
Sex God
I just love flickin the bean.
unknown
Sex God
Popping out for a quick Tonk. Pulling handbrakes all around the room.
unknown
Sex God
Maybe we can post up our Tonking facessmile
unknown
Sex God
think you posted yours N7...:wank:bolt
unknown
Sex God
Pedal and crank! (Virgo x x)
unknown
Sex God
:scared:
Quote by user=happylouth
Pedal and crank! (Virgo x x)
kiss
gitzer
Sexpert
Bate the bishop :thumbup:
Unknown User
having a tom hanks smile
Unknown User
chokin de chicken....diddle the skittle....ejectin the pilot
unknown
Sex God
Quote by user=alan-ball
think you posted yours N7...:wank:bolt

No Alan, thats a face of at least 50 more years of wankingsmile
Unknown User
Toss the Boss :smoke:
Unknown User
For the girls, Groping the Grotto :lick:
unknown
Sex God
Pmsl . .
Quote by user=mr-meandmywifeuk
wankers :wank:
vanity
Master of Sex
BOO FIDDLE LOL PULLING YOUR WIRE FOR THE MEN I NEED TO DEFUSE AND DECLUTTER LOLinnocent
unknown
Sex God
Quote by user=vanity
BOO FIDDLE LOL PULLING YOUR WIRE FOR THE MEN I NEED TO DEFUSE AND DECLUTTER LOLinnocent

Declutter lol love that
yeller
Warming the Bed
I always thought women went for a strum? Very descriptive I think. Men, well they have literally dozens of colloquialisms, such as "going to cough my filthy yoghurt up", strangling kojak, pull the lid off it, take captain picard to warp speed etc etc, anyone ever get the profanisaurus from Viz? Its packed full of them. Self pollution anyone?
doccock
Sexpert
making man toothpaste !!!
Unknown User
lol we woman are missing out or else we just keep it plain and simple :violin: Must be more discriptions out there dunno Virgo....love the pic....:laughabove: