Our fellow swingers we have been thinking a lot lately about how amazing we are at everything!! :-P
We now think its time to share our knowledge of everything,with the awesome sexy peeps here to try bring more happyness
:-)
So we offer up our services as sfi official/unofficial sex/love and life guru…If you need any answers to any of life's questions…leave a message and we will look up our god like knowledge and give u the solutions to all life problems.
We can even give you the secret of life itself….
Disclaimer: answers are subject to mega-couples humour..(which granted is a bit off the wall :-) ) megacouples advice may result in uncontrolled laughter,with maybe a small bit of wee escapeing :-) do not panic! If this occurs please see a physician. excepts no liability for making the women of the sfi fall in lust with them (as this is a normal effect of being associated with the megas lol) answers are NOT open to debate as we are GREAT!. And therefore all answers must be true :-P means no offence to any one with any answers given (unless you're a dick head that cant take a joke, then fu we mean every word :P (ok we dont but ye get the point :-) ) who leaves a message to be answered,does so at there own risk and must accept fully that MEGACOUPLE ARE THE GREATEST HUMAN BEINGS EVER (ABET THE MOST UNIQUE) AND are BEYOND REPROACH AND OMNIPOTENT.
So without futher ado who is brave enough to be the first victim...shit!! We mean eh! Customer yes thats it :-P
Regards the megas ;-)
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Quote by Coxie
Mega's...Thank Jebus for your grace and guidance!!! I thought I would start this off by asking you to explain...Women... (Thought you might appreciate something relatively un-complicated as a first) did I mention? You're Great!!!!
Coxie first of we would like to accept your words and penatence at our feet..and bestow our kind blessing on you.
In answer to your question explain women?
women plural of wom·an (Noun)
Noun
An adult human female.A female worker or - womenfolk - womanhood.
We know we know your blown away by our wisdom..now be off..
Pwehhh helen i think we got away with that? I actualy think he meant! Actualy explain women...fuck no one can do that.....
But shshhhhh heres someone else......enter if you dare :-) :-)
Quote by dubhead
Mega....a question that hasreall confused me....
How do they get the Figs in to the figrolls ?????
Ahh dubhead,this is indeed the question of the ages? Many many people have tried to find the secret,and indeed many more have died...as the jacobs hit squad take out anyone that gets too close.
But our friend your search is now at an end...as only the other day we overheard the greatest thinkers of our time discussing this question..here is the answer you seek from the greatest minds..blonde women.
Two blondes are chatting over coffee the other morning, "Do you know how they get the figs into the fig rolls?" quizzed the first blonde."No" replied the other.
And thus another question is satisfactory answered..now be off with you :-)
Sexlightened
Ah Megas!! Maybe u with all ur worldly wisdom can shed some light on this for me.....
Which came first, chicken or egg?? And how can one be deemed ok to eat by vegetarians and the other not??
Forever in ur debt,
C&C xx 
Quote by Cute-N-Curious
Ah Megas!! Maybe u with all ur worldly wisdom can shed some light on this for me.....
Which came first, chicken or egg?? And how can one be deemed ok to eat by vegetarians and the other not??
Forever in ur debt,
C&C xx
Your adoreation is addiquit! To get a responce but first? A question for you :-) your name yes we all know ur cute..but the curious bit?
Troy here i ask because my daughter walked in on me in the bathroom and notices for the First time, my nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: i have equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, i reply, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn't be here." Puzzled, she seeks helen out and tells her what i said. To which helen asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"
Did that happen to you to mk u curious? I dont like curious hehe......
Righhhht even if your bowing was not great here is the answer you seek...
There is a case study in the psychiatrist handbook about this v question and i quote!
Psychiatrist: What's your problem?
Patient: I think I'm a chicken.
Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on?
Patient: Ever since I was an egg!
AND THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE???BOOM WE DID IT AGAIN.. ;-)
As for veggies eatin eggs hummm well there all nuts anyway who nos what goes on in there heads? The laxk of meat makes them crazy lol...
Now bow gracefully and slink away...be off with you our time is presious..all tho its taken me fuckin aggeeeesss to type this lol..fuck i dont have a life lol.......;-)
Sex God
:lol: :lol: 
Quote by DeclanMoffit
Hey, Megas. This is surely a question for the ages...
What is the circumference of a Moose?
declan declan declan...tut tut...you expect an answer to one of the worlds most saught after answers??
And you give no worship at the feet of our greatness???...
For that we will have to pass on this question....no no not at all shezzzz of course we know the answer, we dodge noting!!
Mearly your pathtetic non acceptence of our awesome ness has lead us to move on :-P
Pwehhh helen i think we got away with not answerin that :-)...
Dear Megacouple
Before we are worthy of asking you a question please allow us to throw ourselves down and worship your aura of awesomeness 
Our questtion is this. We are planning a party for the very near future and we were wondering what it would take for us mere mortals to have such wonderful people such as yourselves to accept our humble invitation. We wish to extend this invitation however we are unsure if we are worthy of your awesome presence, a presence that indeed would truly make our party fall under the category of Mega!!?
Please advise as mega awesomeness is something we strive for and feel you guys are the only ones who may be able to shine a light on this subject.
If it makes a difference Mrs Sugar is a closet heavy metal fan.
We await your beacon of truth style response
Our questtion is this. We are planning a party for the very near future and we were wondering what it would take for us mere mortals to have such wonderful people such as yourselves to accept our humble invitation. We wish to extend this invitation however we are unsure if we are worthy of your awesome presence, a presence that indeed would truly make our party fall under the category of Mega!!?
Please advise as mega awesomeness is something we strive for and feel you guys are the only ones who may be able to shine a light on this subject.
If it makes a difference Mrs Sugar is a closet heavy metal fan.
We await your beacon of truth style response People of sfi behold this is how you greet the all seeing all knowing megas..utter utter penatence....
And because of this our grace shall be bestowd upon the wonderous couple that are sugerloaf...with the sheer beauty of miss sugerloaf and the almighty shitstirringness ( see we invented a word just for you ;-)) truthseeker That is his holyness mr sugerloaf..
We shall answer your question! What would it take for the megas to attend a party??
It would take a night on the town where the company was so awesome that it automaticly leads home :-) as that is how the megas play not preplanned sex just go with the flo attraction stuff...(if thts how partys work whhhooo lol )if it feels right we do it not in it for just sex as we have that on tap..in it for ohhhh shess nice or mayb maybe humm hes nice lol Que sera sera,
Beside with your awesomeness and ours jeasusss there is only so much awesomeness the world can handle lol fuck imagin troy nd mr sugerloaf in a room?? Jesus lololololol
Besides ur partys are legion anyway no need for us ;-)
NEXTTTT is there noone out there thatn can strain the mighty mega brain? :-P
But then again?? Maybe we are interested ;-)
Now be off before our niceness erodes :-)
