a tall devilishly handsome stranger, with antonio banderas smouldering looks and a swarthy swagger...he leaned into the drivers door and tapped the window smiling...
...then in the worst half culchie, barely comprehendable accent muttered 'Yarra christ missus yar in a bit a bother I'd reckon'...smiling with a big toothy grin she thought to her self 'Why didnt I join the RAC...but feck it at least he's cute' Glancing down at his trousers she seen the large phallic shape protruding from the leg of his trousers, 'I hope thats not his Torch' Taking the plunge she slowly opened the door and stepped out of the car, her shiny shoes in stark contrast to the dull tarmac....
he scratched his head with puzzlement as he realised that the woman had no clothes on apart from a suspenderbelt, under her raincoat..he glanced over at his waiting towing truck , where the 3 boys were sitting looking bored and cold....
She flicked her hair seductively, parted her ruby red lips and roared, "Any of you boyos got a spanner to raise me bonnet?"
She looked over at them... the one in the middle looked distinctly like Jeremy Beadle....
he asked her, did she need a hand,
he took out his rather large, tool
box
she replied " i dont need a hand - but i need a big tool to work with".............
....with all her mentions of tools and the distinct lack of clothing under rain coat the assorted rabble reckoned she was a bit of a goer this one,....cautiously they made theyre approach.
she leaned on the bonnet and undid her raincoat...she parted her legs invitingly....
Ponytailed Culchie stepped forward, he seeemd to be the leader of the gang, Slowly He reached towards her inner knee and started to slowly run his rough, work toughened palm up along it, the texture of his skin against her nylon covered silky softness made her flinch in anticipation and a small amount of arousal, ever higher the warm firm hand accended her leg, sliding across the lace tops of the stockings she had so carefully chosen in her room that morning, then she felt the electrical connection as his palm finally made unimpeeded contact with her skin....
Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted movement in the hedge, a farmer and his son had been watching , and she noticed
or was it Hector.....!!!!
she was looking for her four fingers of fun
and pulled out a kitkat
mickey joe, licked his fat lips and bit down on the chocolate length of kitkat...discarding the wrapper , and his oily hands seached the pockets of her raincoat for more.....is that a mars bar in your pocket...or are you happy to see me ..bigboy...she murmered as a dribble of chocolate and saliva dribbled from his greasy beard....
onto the inside of her left thigh, ponytailed Dick knelt down and ran his tongue up her leg..while..Micky Joe..
greedily scoffed the contents of her pockets...a bag of crisps, a toblerone and chocolate willy.... then, wiping his fat fingers on his oiled overalls he walked twords the bonnet....
Meanwhile back in the hedge, the locals were stroking madly at the sight on the road before them....tiring of the mindless fools scoffing her nosh, she started to sway towards the hedgerow dropping her coat slowly...
hectors glasses had steamed up..and so he was unaware she was standing before him...as he stroked his 3 inch cock furiously...
she licked her lips , stepped into the field , removed his glasses with her teeth and,
politely told him to put his weapon away....she needed something bigger...meatier.....
but Hector was not perturbed, he knew his three inches could do the job, he grabbed her by the buttocks, as his Da yelled "give her dixy boyo" he pushed her down onto the soft grass...
and accidently stepped on the glasses
as she looked up she saw a tent in the distance
made a mental note to check it out, then resumed painting her nails.....meanwhile back at the car, Mickey Joe had found a copy of Cosmo on the seat of her car, 100 ways to find a gspot, glanced over at Hectors efforts threw the book down and charged through the fence..... roaring..
But Mickey Joe did not see the cow pat, he slipped and fell on poor Hector who was busy fumbling for his glasses in the grass, just then a young couple emerged from the tent
the woman had the looks of a tractor...she grabbed the cock of her man as he said ..push over boyo...ill show ya how its done..and he unzipped his fly.... cosmo says its polite to let a lady come first...so he buried his head between her legs...as hector stood reading instructions from page 234 through the broken glasses...:
as Hector turned the page Micky Joe regained consciousness he saw the beautiful ladies toe just inches from his face, she slowly brought her foot to his awaiting mouth, his tongue danced on her sole searching out for the gap between her little toe. She began to shiver as he sucked like a new born baby, the spell was broken by the sound of a mobile phone.
It twas the AA, hearing the comotion in the background, he demanded that Hector take the phone,... crook your middle finger lad, insert slowly and upwards...we are on our way!he yelled
the female who emerged from the tent looked lustily at mickey joe..she recognised him from the farmers market...he bought his corned beef and bacon rolls from her deli every monday....
Her car had broken down, she was sitting patiently waiting for the AA man, out of nowhere appeared... 
