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Surefire ways to annoy a girl on swing!

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Hey! Chatting to girls on the site, it's apparent that many of the same things annoy us. So girls, add to this list, comment if these annoy you too or not! Boys, read and learn...
1. Asking how long have you've been on the site? Read my profile, it’s on top of the page.
2. Whispering without permission – you don’t know what it’s like to be a girl on the site – we get hounded sometimes, our screens get full of whispers and we miss what’s going on in the chatroom.
3. Asking do you meet many?. Again, look at my profile. I meet. I’m genuine. I’m not a messer. That’s all you need to know, it’s none of your business how many I meet.
4. If you’re coming to my house, bring something. A bottle of wine, a packet of biscuits, anything. I’d never visit anyone without bringing something; it’s a common courtesy.
5. Provide condoms and dispose of them afterwards. If you’re in a girl’s house ask her where she’d like them disposed. The eco friend in me gets annoyed when they’re flushed down the toilet though I know that is some girls’ preference.
6. Asking in chat as one of your first questions 'what are you into?' I'm into sex. What do you think I'm into on a swing site? Em, who are you? Do you really think I'm going to tell you the finer details of my sexual preferences.
Right! who's next? Lets be having ye!!!
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perfect post eden you speak for all of us so eloquently ohhhh dont ask me how big my boobs are and never use these fatal three words He'll never know when i say i dont play without my partners knowledge i mean it so dont even bother to try and get me to do otherwise .....
:clap: Nice Eden biggrin :D I must agree with all of the above BUT its not always just guys either---some woman do the same thing :O I think you forgot one :lol2: When they ask if you had any fun lately...then procede to ask you to tell them about it blink AGAIN its none of your business!!! If you have to cancel a meet...a text would be appreciated as well :dry: (serial cancellers tho won't be tolerated-us girls talk :fury: ) Fake pics loonnon-condom users :loon: pics of non-condom users :kick: :eeek: ok Eden maybe I thought u missed more than one :giggle: So boys and girls that do the said above...i hope ye are :notes:
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6. Asking in chat as one of your first questions 'what are you into?' I'm into sex. What do you think I'm into on a swing site? Em, who are you? Do you really think I'm going to tell you the finer details of my sexual preferences.


Eden THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!! :clap::clap::clap:
This is my most dreaded question, and I always get asked it. So annoying!! I'm on a swing site and I meet, so I'm into the same thing as most people on here - :doggy:
For us it has to be the single guys who's first question is "do you meet single guys?" especially in open chat... again look at profiles first, numptys!!
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:clap: Nice Eden biggrin :D I must agree with all of the above BUT its not always just guys either---some woman do the same thing :O I think you forgot one :lol2:
When they ask if you had any fun lately...then procede to ask you to tell them about it blink AGAIN its none of your business!!!
If you have to cancel a meet...a text would be appreciated as well :dry: (serial cancellers tho won't be tolerated-us girls talk :fury: )
Fake pics loonnon-condom users :loon: pics of non-condom users :kick:
:eeek: ok Eden maybe I thought u missed more than one :giggle: So boys and girls that do the said above...i hope ye are :notes:

I have to say about the canceling that there alot of ladys who cancel on here to been a victim of it meslf so it not just the single guys.
BIggles! start your own post, mine is for girls!!!!
I have only broken 5 out of the 6 Eden bolt.... Do you do personal Coaching :giveup:
Being sent whispers or mails asking me to make an exception on my age u look at their profile and they are 20+ aghhhhh younger than the kids I have.I have age limits there because its the group of ppl I have most in common with, its a sure fire way of being told to take a hike with who argue the point then after really irritate the hell outta me. Guys that are married and playing away from home..Yes its true I have no idea of your circumstances, nor do I really need I know is your playing away, and while other ppl dont mind, I do!! I dont then want a lecture on how bad things are at home and you come on here to escape swinging experience is all about me guys, sorry to break it to you lol and I suit myself not ye!! Men who grab you walking in the door and expect you to perform like a if I invite you to my home I at least expect a chat, common courtsey and a wee bit of time to get to know you in the flesh. Being told they want an older woman experience, I swear I'm gonna start charging for this one lol. Guys who text ya pissed at 3am or text at 6am when they are up for work, I am a dreadful sleeper and often just asleep at those times god for the silent button on my fone smile Guys who text me to see when i fancy meeting, when i explain that im not free at minute they say oh they are looking for a meet today but cant get anyone to meet them...So u text me!!!! not one of ur wiser honest moments, a women doesnt like to feel she is last on your list of booty calls, try a hooker instead ...oh wait they charge!! hmmm try good old palm so evil Guys who tell me they shud have met x, y or z last week but it was cancelled, x.y or z are probably my friends on here..I hate name dropping, it disgusts me actually.I dont care who u have met, what u did with them, or if u will be seeing them again. Or guys asking me what such and such a person is like, i say nice, then its well have u shagged them....MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS..... You either want to meet me or you dont...Or maybe you would prefer an email of who I have met, for how long and if it was good....:mad: Guys who text repeatedly while im working..I work alone, usually dont answer my personal fone for 2 hrs at a time, yep thats how long a groom takes, then cos I haven't answered I get even more texts... are u busy? are u not talking to me? whats up? I have two hands not ten, there are times I need ten to keep a dog on the table, keep it still, scissor or clip it..I get paid to do this, not to answer fones mid groom, its very distracting for both me and the dog.I have to leave the fone on as its both my personal and fun fone, and kids/best friends tend to need you at funny ppl I make exceptions for.....So if I dont text you back straight away its not personal, its really cos my hands are busy doing other earning money :) Feck Eden you have done it now lol lol
Lass you and I are sooooooo on the same wavelength:clap: love it!!worship
Ding, stop messing on my post!!
Askin in whispers....'is it ok to whisper??':fury:
:fury:I wont say a word about whispering.:fury: When my sign is on Busy and peeps still chat to me in room:loon Eden:rose: Brillant Thread :rose:
:haha: Eden ya nut but a lovely nut kiss I have made note, not to forget the bottle of wine next time I get an invite to yours and not to leave it on the hall table on the way out :notes: and to bring you your cuppa tae in bed the following morn before I do a runner worship
This thread should be part of an induction course for newbies :small-print:. Eden well said :thumbup:. Going to make it sticky.
Great great post Eden and all the above posters!!!!! One other thing I HATE..when I ocassionaly go on cam and ya get the "good girl" remarks I dont know about any one else but it makes me feel ill....:mad......
My pet hate is when someone has seen you on cam and they see you in the street then mention it in an a whisper(for which they haven't ask permission) or in open chat. Sorry guys i fine it creepy!!! Oh and please read the profile i don't meet single men or meet on my own.:angel:
Oh n for the above you don't know what they look like cos they've no photos!!!!
Sorry Eden for posting on an all girls thread, but slippery is right, if you meet or see someone from here on the street or in a public place you should never acknowledge it. Well said slippery
oh i don't mind if i know the person and have met thempassionkiss oh and lads when i'm in chat my hubbie is usually with me and can read everything you say!! Don't assume the female when in chat is on her own or that she hides what is said to her in chat(i hide nothing from hubbie):boo:
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:haha: Eden ya nut but a lovely nut kiss I have made note, not to forget the bottle of wine next time I get an invite to yours and not to leave it on the hall table on the way out :notes: and to bring you your cuppa tae in bed the following morn before I do a runner worship

Amber, :love:your presence was present enough so no need; you were the perfect guest! I meant for boys, bringing something is a gentlemanly gesture I think...
I'm so chuffed that you like my post girls, and for my first post to be made a sticky - woo hoo, go me! and thank you Busty! worship
So here's my next installment on the same subject!
7. For those of us who clearly say that we don’t meet attached guys, respect that. By all means, chat in the chat rooms / be friendly but don’t ask to meet us. We’re not judging you, to each their own, but it’s not our thing.
8. Do not gossip, name drop, tell us intimate details of other women on the site. We’re pretty much all friends on here and have each other’s backs. So unclassy and obviously if you talk about them we know you’d talk about us, no chance of a call back.
9. Do not send random favourite requests. Why would we want a stranger to know when we’re online etc.?
10. Do not ask to see our pics. After a decent length conversation you could offer to show us yours. If we accept to see them, it is reasonable then to ask for us to show you ours.
So, are you all still with me girls?....or am I a terrible old grouch??!!
Eden, well done on such a great post!!:clap::clap:worship:worship: And well researched!!:thumbup::grin: You took the words right out of my mouth on points 4,5,7 and 8, my main bugbears on this site!banghead:banghead: So ppl, take note - respect, good manners and etiquette will take you a long way on here with the gorgeous girls of Swing :angel::angel:
Eden you are an aul grouch:lol2: but sure we're with u anyway!!!
Eden brillant post,think the guys should take heed to all the responces on here ,mine is when they ask are they realbanghead i mean is that the best chat up line they have:tazsurprisedr if your on cam an they say,why is your husband not fucking you right now,ehhhhhhhhhhhhh because he can have it when ever he wantsloonor when they say il be in kilkenny on tuesday play, like your just going to say oh ok lets meet. But got to say whispering without asking does my head in on here:fury.
Eden with you 100% hun::fuckinghell::angel::angel::angel::rose:
Gotta admit, I've been guilty of more than one thing mentioned in the thread. Consider me educated. Will change my approach, nothing worse than conforming to rubbish stereotypes. Will try harder to be more unique, interesting and charming smile
agree wit all of you, the older woman one!!LMAO and like wat u only out of school ya midget lol!! oh n the whisperin blah, blah, blah i just wanna hav a bit of craic and be not directed by others, dont shoot me, its just my opinion, mind u god knows how many mistakes i hav made come to think if it oooppps:-obolt
Cat we all have lol hindsight is a wonderful thing :grin:
Gender inequality is awful, lets rise above pandering to "expected gender stereotypes". One of the best and most fluid forms of getting to know someone on this site is by chatting in real time. One of the most intimidating things about this site, for a single male is trying to show folks that you are a genuine non-creepy guy. One of the most difficult things as a single, non-creepy guy that wants to get to know someone in real-time chat, is learning the balance between reading a profile and knowing when to quote it in chat (ie to attempt to impress a girl you are interested in); and when it seems stalker-ish! I suppose; the bottom line is: single guys rarely get it right. So, is it therefore best remain mute and be called upon, rather than to call out for attention? Once again the same, age-old debate is called into question: Is it harder to be a lady/ couple open to single males: bombarded daily with c*ck pics and lewd (generally empty) promises of "what I could do to you" OR Being a genuine, open-minded, single male looking for meets (with down-to-earth folks)? The decission is yours :-D No hi-jacking of threads intended but perhaps a rename to: "Surefire ways to annoy ANYONE on swing!" would settle the inequality? Take hair, Love 'n' bullets, Ig.
The fact is that there are a lot more guys that girls on this site. So, the point of my post is exactly to advise decent guys how to "to show folks that you are a genuine non-creepy guy" as you put it, by not doing any of the things that annoy us. To answer your question "Is it harder to be a lady/ couple open to single males: bombarded daily with c*ck pics and lewd (generally empty) promises of "what I could do to you"
OR Being a genuine, open-minded, single male looking for meets (with down-to-earth folks)?"
I'd rather be a girl on this site any day of the week. We have so much choice. I don't know what the stats are but no one will disagree that there are lots more guys than girls...happy days for us!! smile And what guys! Some of the nicest, most charming, hot guys I have ever had the pleasure of meeting have been through this site. Kudos to you lads!! worship Of course gender inequality is awful, but you can't argue with the facts. The facts are that as girls on this site, as a minority, we have more choice. We can be fickle. You can take advantage of my post to help you get swinging or you can get annoyed. That decision is yours :-D!!

p.s. FYI - it's not true that single guys rarely get it right - they regularly get it sooooo right!! :clap: