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Strange excuses for no shows..

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unknown
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Quote by user=slightlysexy
On 3 differant occasion, by 3 differant males and for 3 differant meets I was told they had to cancel the meet because their mother had a bit of a bang in the car, blink hmmmmm are the mothers of ireland just accident prone??

Maybe there mothers we're also on swing but they didnt realise they meant they'd had a different bang in there cars, lol
ravenfire
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What really amused us was one of our meets arrived sat down and was chatting then said he had to get his phone out of the car, and disappeared, he didn't start the engine so the stupid shit must have pushed the car out of the drive and up the road:giggle::evil2::haha::grin:
unknown
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Quote by user=ravenfire
What really amused us was one of our meets arrived sat down and was chatting then said he had to get his phone out of the car, and disappeared, he didn't start the engine so the stupid shit must have pushed the car out of the drive and up the road:giggle::evil2::haha::grin:
:mrgreen::mrgreen:
ravenfire
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Well at least he worked up a sweat pushing something that night rotflmao
unknown
Sex God
why would anyone push a car ... puts a whole new meaning on quiet escape ... what did you do or say to flatten his battery ...:giggle:bolt
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I think I have heard all the excuses at this stage :yawn:
ravenfire
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Quote by user=alan-ball
why would anyone push a car ... puts a whole new meaning on quiet escape ... what did you do or say to flatten his battery ...:giggle:bolt

Just leaned over the back of the couch and he seen my Big Boobs lol
He couldnt handle a real womansillyhwoar::haha: