stranded on a desert island

29 Apr 2009

You have been stranded on a desert island all alone and are likely to be there for some time before getting rescued. what would be the 5 things that you would want with you if that happened? There is no electricity but feel free to include a solar panel or wind turbine in your choice.

29 Apr 2009

ehhhhhhhh 1, a boat 2Satalite phone 3,horny woman 4food 5, water

29 Apr 2009

I'll make do with 2 things....a guitar, and Ray Mears lol - what a dude!

29 Apr 2009

Who wants to be rescused ffs????????:thumbup: Leave me on the island... I be quite happy.... But I would like.... 1. A large chest containing as many books as possible. 2.A selection of tools.... saw, hammer, etc... box of nails....etc. 3.A wind up radio. pans and cooking utensils. 5.A large supply of matches. Oh look I've moved in......:grin: Jax

29 Apr 2009

why couldnt there be a hunk ridin the boat lol smile

1 chocolate 2 clean undies 3 clean drinkin water 4 my lipstick 5 mp3 player and thank god my fingers come everywhere with me innocent

29 Apr 2009

Here is what i'd bring: 1. ipod 2. beer 3. megan fox 4. a deck of cards ( for strip poker ) 5. a solared powered generator

29 Apr 2009

Solar powered Generator..Hmmmm. Anyhoo Up Radio star Vicky Vette desalinator

29 Apr 2009

Ohhhh 1, chocolate 2, knife 3, Laptop 4, solar power chargable batteries (if they exist) 5, large dildo

29 Apr 2009

cool thread!!! 1: Anto 2: a mobile phone 3: the internet 4: a laptop 5: Nelson Mandella

29 Apr 2009

ps that was donna writing that

29 Apr 2009

only thing i'd want is a helicopter to fly myself outta there, but failing that.. 1 A big supply of books 2 solar powered radio 3 fishing rod 4 pans 5 and a big hunk of a man :haha:

29 Apr 2009

:notes: 1 a hunk of a man 2 solar power radio 3 tools 4 a trunk of books 5 Sunblock

30 Apr 2009

apart from the fact ur all alone on the island ... so no hunky men or horny women ... & in such a confined enviroment would they be hunky r horny for ever ... or wud u want to kill 'em ... but the ideas are great, music & books feature quite a bit, sun block for a tan & to guard against the skin cancer and a way to make water ... so what should you pack n ur bag just in case you have that Robinson Crusoe experience?

30 Apr 2009

just the two things in my satchel. boink

a leatherman (like swiss army knife), lots of blank sheets of paper(dont need pens as u would use the charchol from the nightly fire),:yinyang:

1 May 2009

Quote by user=kirishlad
ehhhhhhhh
1,
a boat
2Satalite phone
3,horny woman
4food
5, water

Sheesh, nothing to add to that except maybe a bottle of gin drinkies

1 May 2009

Bull apart from the fact ur all alone on the island ... so no hunky men or horny women ... & in such a confined enviroment would they be hunky r horny for ever ... or wud u want to kill 'em ... so if you cant have a horny woman or man what else would you choose

1 May 2009

Ok, replace no. 3 with the Collected Works of Herman Charles Bosman. :thumbup:

1 May 2009

Boo says: 1. Bull. Being an outdoorsman, he'll be able to solve a lot of things that might make us uncomfortable. He is also perpetually horny so that's sorted. Furthermore, we've been married, like, forever, so we know how to get along. 2. Magical bottomless barrel of wine. It serves a different kind of wine every night, and Beer every Saturday. 3. Solar-powered laptop with internet connection. 4. Mobile home with solar panels to power the compact modern conveniences inside. 5. Um... er... I can't think of any other desperate neccessity, so I'll add a couple with their own place to live, who are both bisexual, who look like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie and are both addicted to sex. Clothes optional, because this is a warm, tropical island. What more can you possibly want?

1 May 2009

If ya send me the navigational charts to that island Boo, I'll buy a boat tomorrow & scuttle it when I get there :mrgreen:

1 May 2009

Clean knickers, an endless supply of Jack Daniels, crate of cigs, a servant and a boat so the servant can row me to the other Island were all the horny people live.

1 May 2009

just realised i forgot about alcohol, so i'll ditch the fishing rod and get a lend of boo's endless bottle of wine

4 May 2009

( from star trek). operator Vicky Vette for those times when I am not transporting to somewhere else. 3. 2 comms badges ala star trek so I can be beamed out of various beds b4 hubbies, boyfriends, significant others catch me shagging their main squeezes ( all the sexy girls on swing first if they ll have me).

6 May 2009

1. laptop and webcam 2. solar powerd generator and wireless reception biggrin

3. a sexy man 4. a razor (cant be gettin hairy wen a sexy man on a dessert island with ya):D 5. pictures of my familly and friends and dogs 6. a magic refillable alcholic bottle :thumbup: SORTED!!:cheers: