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Sometimes I get an urge to, dash into a Wedding ceremony and yell, Don't marry her/him f*** me!!!!!
Quote by user=Virgogirl
Sometimes I get an urge to, dash into a Wedding ceremony and yell,
Don't marry her/him f*** me!!!!!

Awesome, now thats a wedding I would like to see, if you do it enough times statistically I reckon you'll convert at least 30% the rest will want to and just whisper, SHIIITTT coz they cant smile
FYI we are getting married soon, Ill pass on the location :)
Wow Virgo, no point in mincing your words, medication might help with those urges, but i wouldn't want them to. As your free atitude to life is an endearing attribute, one of the many things that makes you...you. Regarding the line.. Don't marry her/him f### me. (i put the him in to quote you accurately) is that from a Beautiful South song, with the F word replaced with marry for commercial/decency reasons, i think the album version had the F word, but can't be sure. People having weddings from now on will have to post security guards outside lol just in case :lol: We all have urges, different things at different times, on here its usually sexual, yet sometimes the only option is :wank: At the moment i will make do with a tuna sandwich, eaten along with a Kit Kat, now theres an urge, try it you might like it :O:thumbup:
go wild ... not wear a tie to work ... take a day off & do nothing
Walk out the door get in the car drive to the airport. Get on the first flight out of Europe and start a new life.
Slam my head into a brick wall
After finishing my tuna sandwich and kit kat bar. GET OUT OF THE RAT RACE!!!!!!! banghead:banghead:
Virgo going to have to, Derry wont be there :fury: and Antrim may well see off Tyrone :happy: I have an urge to walk in the woods listen to birdsong and just chillax
dance naked in the rain
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dance naked in the rain

Watch that doesn't put out your flame Dragon lol
Urges..yes i have urges perhaps i need help or someone to talk to innocent
Watch that doesn't put out your flame Dragon :lol would take a lot more than rain to put out my flame loves lol lol lol
Move all the traffic cones at the road works so the diversions do a cars end up doing a u turn. Or make the cones in to a big snake so cars can to gently weave down the road.
reach through my monitor and throttle chatters who make ignorant comments thinking they are funny and then try and send you on a guilt trip for taking offense.......................................................................
go on a mad fucked up journey somewhere, fear and loathing style

We can't stop here. This is bat country.
Scream and not stop till i lose my voice
Pull right down the jeans/trousers that young people like to wear at half mast, ie just on their butt cheeks. Was faced yesterday with two guys at a bar showing their underwear (no skid marks, thankfully) and i thought god i would love to pull them right down.lol Maybe that reflects my age or fashion sense or lack of. Both could not walk properly because they had to keep them up, was almost like they had gone to the toilet in their jeans :O The urge was there thoughrolleyes
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go on a mad fucked up journey somewhere, fear and loathing style

We can't stop here. This is bat country.

omg this is so what i wish i could do now, bolt
Quote by user=Loopydo
go on a mad fucked up journey somewhere, fear and loathing style

We can't stop here. This is bat country.

omg this is so what i wish i could do now, bolt
great minds think alike loopy, where would ya head , Id be headin 4 barcelona 2 Sonar then on 2 the monegros desert festival, drivin of course:crazy::beer:
Quote by user=ALT3RN8
go on a mad fucked up journey somewhere, fear and loathing style

We can't stop here. This is bat country.

omg this is so what i wish i could do now, bolt
great minds think alike loopy, where would ya head , Id be headin 4 barcelona 2 Sonar then on 2 the monegros desert festival, drivin of course:crazy::beer:
barcelona sounds good, can we organise johnny depp too :giggle:
av ya got his number loopy , or maybe he,s on facebook
lean into the pram of a new born baby and say to the mother "thats a lovely little monkey you have there, did you catch him yourself"
cut loose & just have fun ... just for me ... I love my me time
Get down an durty on the spur of the moment....................................but never can sad
really write and say what I feel
to spend lots of time with loved ones
Smash my brothers head in lol