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Sometimes I get an urge to..

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act the age I feel rather than the age I am...:bounce:
Give teddy a blowjob anywhere anytime....
bring the wrath of God down on all the idiots in the world.
Jump in a river to cool off in the heat.
grab some one off the side of the road and have great sex
what road should | stand on the side of...

I have a big chopper.....:evil2:
Disconnect my broadband and give away my laptop!!!!!!!!!!
to get in my car and see an old friend mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
to finish some unfinished business :doggy::lick:
to say Beam me up Scottie this rock is doomed.
Eat as much chocolate as i can get my hands on at that time of the month
tell people to get a grip and grown up
Hire a maid to do the ironing.....hate it
:giggle:I just happen to be good at ironing Ravens
:thrilled: erm.. can I ask what the pay is like and if there are any fringe benefits
Raven would this help you iron
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:thrilled: erm.. can I ask what the pay is like and if there are any fringe benefits

The pleasure of knowing how happy you would make me lol
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lean into the pram of a new born baby and say to the mother "thats a lovely little monkey you have there, did you catch him yourself"

:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove: Absolute classic.
I'd love to pack up the bike, get on the ferry to France & then stay travelling until the road runs out.
In the beautiful weather i get the urge to strip naked n public
stop smoking but I can't damn well do it!!!!
Say to hell with the bills and just get in the car and spend the day shopping for my kids and buy them all the toys i can and loads of little cute outfits as we dont get to treat them often.
be serious for a minute but then the madness reasserts its influence and abnormality reigns again
Bitch slap people who cant stop taking snide swipes at our friends
sometimes i loved to tell all the customers to fuck off and get a life and come shopping earlier then 9 30 at night