Something to make you smile
Mary had a little twat,
a teeny weeny hole,
But jonny couldnt fit it in,
his massive manly pole,
He sucked her tit,
Licked her clit,
& tried to squeeze it in,
but nothing seemed to work for him,
He just couldnt win,
So mary drank alot of wine,
**Removed**
& just as she was passing out,
He shoved it up her ass !!!!
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Something to make you smile
Master of Sex
:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up its arse
And turned its wool to nylon.
Mary had a little lamb
Its fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease
And now it's black and crispy.
Mary had a little skirt
With splits right up the sides
And everywhere that Mary went
The boys could see her thighs.
Mary had another skirt
'twas split right up the front
..But she didn't wear that one often
hickory dickory dock, the slut was suckin a cock, her hair got tangled. the biatch got strangled ,but at least she swallowed the lot :smile2:
Sexlightened
Mary had a little lamb
With fleece was white as snow
And everywhere that Mary went
That lamb was sure to go
It followed her to school
And even to the shops
It followed her to the butchers 1 day
And ended up as chops :lickface:
