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Something to make you smile

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Something to make you smile Mary had a little twat, a teeny weeny hole, But jonny couldnt fit it in, his massive manly pole, He sucked her tit, Licked her clit, & tried to squeeze it in, but nothing seemed to work for him, He just couldnt win, So mary drank alot of wine, **Removed** & just as she was passing out, He shoved it up her ass !!!!
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Mary had a little pig, She kept it fat and plastered; And when the price of pork went up, She shot the little bastard. Mary had a little lamb. Her father shot it dead. Now it goes to school with her, Between two chunks of bread. Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up its arse And turned its wool to nylon. Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white and wispy. Then it caught Foot and Mouth Disease And now it's black and crispy. Mary had a little skirt With splits right up the sides And everywhere that Mary went The boys could see her thighs. Mary had another skirt 'twas split right up the front ..But she didn't wear that one often
:smile2:je are nursery ryhms great innocent hickory dickory dock, the slut was suckin a cock, her hair got tangled. the biatch got strangled ,but at least she swallowed the lot :smile2:
Mary had a little lamb With fleece was white as snow And everywhere that Mary went That lamb was sure to go It followed her to school And even to the shops It followed her to the butchers 1 day And ended up as chops :lickface:
Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet. her skirt was all tattered and torn. It wasnt a spider that sat down beside her it was little boy blue ... with his horn.