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Some of Life's Important Questions

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Purpose of this thread is for members to post a question that they have always wondered about but don't have the answer. Other members may offer those answers! (The funnier the better!!) At the cinema, which armrest is yours??:confused:
Just_Us
Sex God
How come the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is 42????
Unknown User
Quote by sparks28
At the cinema, which armrest is yours??:confused:

Both!...if you're quick enough. :twisted:
How come there is always a light in the fridge,but never in the the freezer??
Unknown User
A frozen bulb will explode when heated again, thats why no light in freezer, dont call me sparks for nothin!!
Unknown User
why would anyone want to blow themselves off...really dont get it so your flexible, but really??
Unknown User
Why do I see shadows moving in the kitchen through the glass panels in the door while I watch tv in the living room? Is my place haunted? Can a new house that we had built be haunted?
Unknown User
Oldfield......get a hanky and have bath.....simple solution Alicolwic.....that dolmen is bringing swing spirits to your house Kitten....dunno answer to that one!
topdog
Sex God
If a man with no arms has a gun, could he be arrested for being armed dunno
Unknown User
Alicol new houses can contain spirits and energies just because the building is new the ground it is built on isnt............just think they are probably thinking what the hell is he doing here lol lol lol
excess
Casanova
who first selected the colours to represent the sexes and Why? ie: Pink for girls and Blue for boys?
tryinout
Sexlightened
Quote by ballina-guy
How come the Ultimate Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, The Universe, and Everything is 42????

Either it's a nod-the-head to Lewis Carroll who used the number a lot, a nod to the "Hitchhikers guide to Europe" that provided inspiration which on page 42 told of people visiting the UK to trace family roots and finding the "answer a little disappointing", or it's something completely different!
sexycpl2010
Sexlightened
when the tide goes out how much bigger does irelands landmass grow?
Unknown User
Why do we kill people who kill people to show them that killing people is wrong?
Unknown User
Do you spit or swallow 69positionblast
Unknown User
Why can't women put mascara on with their mouth closed???
bilbob
Warming the Bed
Because, women do all the best things with there mouths open!!! :P blast rotflmao :lol2:
lickirishall
Casanova
How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
ding
Master of Sex
Old enough to Know Better Young Enough not to give a Fook wink
Unknown User
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it??? lol
dubhead
Sex God
What's the difference between having Guts and having Balls? There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
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What's the difference between having Guts and having Balls?
There is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls. But do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically, speaking there is No difference in the outcome.
Both result in death.

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Unknown User
Quote by kittylycker
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it??? lol

Fantastic worship :laughabove:
Unknown User
If a female wears a pair of trousers, a pair of earrings, a pair of glasses etc, why doesn't she wear a pair of bras?????? dunno As an orange is called an orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow????? blink Answers on a postcard please.......
thewup
Orgasminator
What time is the next bus ?
Unknown User
I donno Wup but can I get on it with yah pls??
photocasebook
Sex God
Why is it that out of all the people that sit on "the Fence" they dont suffer from splinters?
Unknown User
how come when a person say there are in two minds and the only have one brian , go figure
Unknown User
If you can enjoy yourself, why can't you enjoy anyone else?
What do you call male ballerinas?
What do people in China call their good plates?
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?
thewup
Orgasminator
Does a koala bear's fart smell like cough drops ?
shydublinguy
Sexlightened
how can something be a sin if no-one is hurt?