chance would be a fine thing alan :devil::devil::devil:
Ah I'm not mad on the whole idea of sex textin it's bit like phone sex and I can't talk straight for all the laughin :lol2:
I do remember once long long time ago textin a :devil: friend somethin really durty on new years eve, only to have my brother text me back with 'that wasnt meant for me was it' :-o it's not only the celebs that get caught :lol2:
I have been known to do it, sent some very dirty ones to a female friend of mine but teddy got them instead:-o but it worked out well as it got him between my legs quicker:thrilled:
:giggle: Virgo... Texting to yourself is even worse than talking to yourself
I have to say I hate pghone sex, But I sex texting for a bit of fun with someone I know, and they can reciprocate. But its seldom.
ummmmm raven and virgo wet and wild.
Oh bugger destroyed myself again
Dora darling some of us can multitask you know.
(although it is HARD work)
Er could you give me a toss Virgo if you arent too busy.
Could ya wait a few hours MrM, I ain't got the energy as yet to toss a salad:smoke:
For you cherie mais oui.
I will present myself in a bowl for your amusement.
and will you come sprinkled in parmesan cheese:smoke:
Raven afraid cant say same you move at least one of my muscles
:giggle: Hope that muscle is good and hard now Mulder:giggle:
Sex textin is fine but not when it drags on and on
As for phone sex the buttons used to get in the way but since I got a Fancy Phone i'd probably have sex with it (but i'm playing hard to get at the min)
:violin:
:violin:
Show off:laughabove::laughabove::laughabove:
Suck it and see raven
test the hardness