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Taurus here ;) Guess that says it all - oh yes, and Chinese year of the Dragon :P Where do I go with that lol
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Virgo and Gemini:
These two mutable signs can produce power, money and a lifetime friendship. Often, many marriages take place when these intellectual signs attract. There is physical attraction and plenty of stimulating conversation to be had when these two hook up. Virgo is someone who will stick with Gemini through good times and bad. This is something both need to feel secure. This is a mix that promises fun, games and a major sexual attraction. Ruled by Mercury, planet of communication, these two have much in common and conversation will never get boring although the sex might.
Virgo is a keeper and Gemini really should make sure they don’t let this sexy sign get away. Stick around for this one, Virgo.
Virgo is a keeper and Gemini really should make sure they don’t let this sexy sign get away. Stick around for this one, Virgo. 
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taurus here
oral yep lovin giving
and receving all ways a bonus
Orgasminator
Quote by user=ravenfire
Raven...scropio
Teddy...taurus
A great combo lol
For sure it can be Raven - but has two sides too
Me - Taurus, my ex - Scporpio, my eldest - Taurus and youngest - Scorpio. It's a bleeding nuthouse 
Orgasminator
Quote by user=longjon
Raven, you mentioned a white van,:scared: are there men in it wearing white coats?? :scared:do they have nets??:scared: are there blue flashing lights on the van roof??......
Are the white coats latex and the nets stockings? Is there a sign on the side foe "SEX"? Is this what we mean by sex signs? Or is the question really about cum stains and other give-aways that sex has occured or is about to? What is a sex sign
Quote by user=longjon
Raven, you mentioned a white van,:scared: are there men in it wearing white coats?? :scared:do they have nets??:scared: are there blue flashing lights on the van roof??......
No longjon thats your paranoid delusion not virgos.
For me it is an everyday threat and one day they will catch me.
I am virgo and mrs M is libra. what does that mean
Quite frankly the only reason we are still together is we are both afraid if we seperate we will get full custody of the children.
He really is quite quite mad you know
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:Came accross these alternative horoscope descriptions; I didn't write them so dont blame me for wording. Besides it's only a joke, says my sign will be murdered.
AQUARIUS - January 20 - February 18
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are stupid.
PISCES - February 19 - March 20
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over associates and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals.
ARIES - March 21 - April 19
You are a pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advise. You are a prick.
TAURUS - April 20 - May 20
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a Goddamned Communist.
GEMINI - May 21 - June 20
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on .
CANCER - June 21 - July 22
You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off, that's why you'll always be on welfare and never worth shit.
LEO - July 23 - August 22
You consider yourself a born leader - while others think you're pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are always thriving bastards.
VIRGO - August 23 - September 22
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while making love. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA - September 23 - October 22
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man you are likely a queer. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women become whores. All Libra's die of Venereal disease.
SCORPIO - October 23 - November 21
You are shrew in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a more than perfect sonofabitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS - November 22 - December 21
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and dope addicts. People laugh at you a great deal because you are always getting fucked.
CAPRICORN - December 22 - January 19
You are conservative and afraid to take risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There was never a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorn's should avoid standing for long periods as they tend to draw flies and birds shit on them.
:evil2:VIRGO - August 23 - September 22
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while making love. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA - September 23 - October 22
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man you are likely a queer. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women become whores. All Libra's die of Venereal disease.
Well Me and Mrs M are a match made in heaven (actually the other place)
I am a pimp and she is a whore (who would have thought these things could be so accurate).
SCORPIO - October 23 - November 21
You are shrew in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a more than perfect sonofabitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
Agree with nearly every word but i would say shrewd not shrew and instead of most Scorpios been murdered i would say we are more likely to be the ones doing the killing lol
