Abandoning my attempted humour elsewhere in this thread, I'd like to say that I think that this has been a wonderful thread. The initial information on star/sex signs was most informative, the comments from so many were very interesting and the banter was very enjoyable. Thanks again, Addie, for the initial idea, and for all the hard work in locating and sharing the details.
Heartiest Regards
Cool Hand
Miss addies fun, you are an adept sex sign person, anything for an Aquarius and an aeries?
You're a 22nd century lover - without any rules or hangups. You're a typical 'trysexual'... well versed in the bedroom and curious about everything you haven't tried. You give everyone you run into the most exotic sex ever.
Aquarius, you are a 22nd century sexual being. Your tastes and attitudes are totally futuristic.
You are very adventurous and curious about everything. Aquarians are the 'seekers' of the Zodiac. You aren't posessive or materialistic - and you make your own rules.
Your sexual personality is exotic and bohemian. You love to talk about sex - anywhere, anytime. You enjoy hearing about other people's sexual exploits, and you completely unshockable.
You reached sexual maturity at an early age. You have had many varied sexual relationships, and you have dabbled in just about anything - if only for the experience. Above all, you aspire to become better and better in bed. You love to be taught new sexual tricks.
You love to experiment seuxally. You have a preference for the most exotic sex positions - Hindu, Japanese, and especially Tantric.
Aquarius and Aries:
This can be a very challenging and exciting relationship. Aries and Aquarius are an interesting combination of passion, friendship and sexuality. There will never be dull moments with these two are together and they will experience many memorable moments with their friends and family close by.
Social groups and events will keep the relationship stimulating. Both need independence and share similar creative abilities.
Aries and Aquarius will share an interesting love affair and sex life. Over time, one may fall in love quickly. Keep it light Aries, and see what develops. Aquarius needs to give Aries credit for effort and laughter. The sooner they get together, the better off all of us will be.
Semms you are well matched..thank god..lol..
Aries
You're fiery, independent, and the best anyone's ever had. You're so hot that you drive everyone wild with sexual frustration. You're a total star when you're on top, but you also need to be impressed in bed.
Aries, you are headstrong,fiery in temperment, and fiercely independent. You always want to be the best anyone's ever had, and you'll spend all night convincing your lover that you are. Don't worry - you usually are the best anyone has ever had. When you get down, you don't leave out anything.
Sexually, you're a leader and very sure of yourself. One of your favorite positions is being on top, where you can move freely - while letting your lover observe you orgasm. Sex with you is always exciting. You start with teasing, playful seduction - that always drives your lovers wild with frustration. You always deliver though!
You love being over powered, and you respond to a strong sexual appetite with equal fervor. The confident lover who can give you breathtaking, powerful sex will have you eating out of his or her hand.
taurus
You ooze sensuality and lust! You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body. You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it. Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!
Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.
Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.
Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - as long as there is some privacy.
You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay... and you'll do anything as long as it feels good. You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.
As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes And you are are anything BUT conventional. Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex. Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!
Your perfect match
Cancer is the ideal partner for you. Both of you are typically warm and outgoing. Cancer is understanding and very much in touch with their feelings. Whilst you are at times hot-headed, you are looking for someone who you can build a stable and loving relationship with and Cancer, ultimately, is looking for the same thing.
Other close fits
The dreamy nature of a Pisces can work well with you despite Taureans being typically very practical. You will help a Pisces get their head out of the clouds and they will help you to let go and relax.
Scorpio is another zodiac that could make a good partner for you. They, like you can be a little obstinate at times but this shared trait will mean you will learn more about compromise, and be a better person for it.
LIBRA
You've got a ton of girls and guys trying to get with you! You're practically booked up for the next four years. Not only are you great in bed - you're great at making people feel sexy. No wonder you're so popular!
Libra, as you probably have noticed, you are always surrounded by scores of admiring suitors. You are a very accomplished flirt. Catching you is not for the faint heartedpetition is always fierce.
Your innate charm and incredible looks instantly attract - and keep - your lovers. Old flames and rejected suitors always keep coming back for more.
There is a strong bisexual element in your personality. You're more likely to be aroused by the same sex than other signs. In threesomes, you are more likely to prefer that one partner is opposite sex and that the third is same sex.
Your lovers adore you because you are a real ego stroker. You are eager to please and will do almost anything they ask.
You are a born diplomat, which comes in handy with all of your suitors. You always win fights too, because your charm is irresistible!
Libra and Taurus..
You are both lovers of peace and harmony, and avoid conflict and tension as much as possible. There is a cordial, soft quality to your relationship that makes it very pleasant, and these qualities draw many friends and acquaintances to you as well. Beneath the smooth facade, however, you do have your differences! Very often LIBRA is more socially oriented and communicative, while TAURUS is too busy with interests, hobbies, or work and is not willing to join LIBRA in conversation, social activity, or entertainment. TAURUS needs to be less inflexible at times. Also, aesthetics are very important to both of you, and you probably disagree on matters of style from time to time.
:bounce::bounce::bounce::bounce:
I just knew it was a match made in heaven:bounce::bounce::bounce:
If Tunnel learns to shut up and listen to Dora..:grin:
im a scorpio :-D himself is aries
Aries and Scorpio:
There is potential for these two to have a lasting love affair. Aries has finally met someone who understands them unconditionally. Water needs fire occasionally. It’s either all or nothing when these two meet.
They either fall in love and get married or have sex and become enemies for life. These two are passionate, dedicated, intense people who can match each other in just about every aspect of life. Only time will tell whether these two have what it takes to create lasting love. Sex will be another issue.
Scorpio can expect to have amazing sex with Aries. Aries will be intrigued sexually with Scorpio. Where it goes beyond that is entirely up to them.
Taurus here now mystic meg what can you tell me about myself xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
*Disclaimer....... I have since had a full personality change*
But here goes Dragon....
taurus
You ooze sensuality and lust! You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body. You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it. Even your lover's nastiest fantasy!
Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex.
Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all.
Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - as long as there is some privacy.
You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay... and you'll do anything as long as it feels good. You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented.
As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes And you are are anything BUT conventional. Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex. Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion!
omg virgo lol lol lol of all the signs I have to get the one that likes to pee on people omg lol lol lol lol ohhh well you all know your safe with me if you spontaneously combust lol lol lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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