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[quote user=addiesfun]taurus You ooze sensuality and lust! You're down for anything, as long as it celebrates the natural body. You're a master at giving head - and as long as it feels good, you'll do it. Even your lover's nastiest fantasy! Taurus, you draw your intense sexuality from the earth. You are strongly built - like a Greek or Roman nude. Your sign is ruled by the planet Venus - giving you a lusty appetite for sex. Sexually, you favor the strong, silent type - someone as comfortable in the rugged outdoors as you are. Intellectual, geeky types don't appeal to you at all. Your home and surroundings are very imporant to you - it's always your place, not their's. While you'd never do a hotel fling, you'll have sex outdoors (beach, grass, whatever) - as long as there is some privacy. You are very oral - a master at oral sex. You love your lover to climax in your mouth. You love any and every kind of foreplay... and you'll do anything as long as it feels good. You are more pleasure-oriented than excitement-oriented. As for weird sexual practices, you are fixed in your likes and dislikes And you are are anything BUT conventional. Your basic, carnal nature leads you to engage frequently in oral and anal sex with many partners. Why, you've even been known to give your partner a golden shower on occasion! you are going to win the lotto this week and give it to charity you are a very giving person lol Ooooooohhhhh thats me to a T
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Great Sex Sign reading Addies. Did you make them up?
I like the one about Virgo....sounds pretty true to me.
jo

I wish, if I could write perfect prose like that, I would be making a fortune, and sitting on a perfect sandy beach, but it is amazing how spot on some of the descriptions are:O
:high-smilesurprisedh actionman ,give it to me ?
Im sagitarius ....Everyone elses is spot on but mine is just not me at all :-? .............. am off to ring my mam to see if there was a mistake about when i was born :giggle:
thank you addiesfun from a hopeless romantic pisces:rose:
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thank you addiesfun from a hopeless romantic pisces:rose:

Your welcome Head, are you a hopeless romantic?
Meet Virgo Pisces :yinyang:
Well you can't flog a horse for trying:giggle:
worshipwow....me is a taurean......very very accurate..... As for mr nibbs he is a libran....very accurate too agh great readin addie thanks nibbs
addies.....did you find out how aries and leos match up...... i did some digging and found: Aries Leo Match Aries and Leo will make a wonderful match. Charming Leo will bowl over Aries with ease. The romantic spark between both will be intensely fiery and passionate. Both have the same exuberance and crave excitement and fun. They have a strong sexual attraction and sometimes the craving for the exotic can lead to unusual and outrageous encounters. Aries must put in effort to give Leo royal treatment and this will have the lion purring in pleasure. The duo will find each other captivating and appreciate the positive outlook to life and leadership abilities of each other. plus Sexually, this is a very exciting and fun-filled combination. They should keep a fire extinguisher on the night table!
Not yet Male but I am working on it...
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addies.....did you find out how aries and leos match up......

In the real world male the old leo would have the old aries for dinner :gagged:
aries is a sheep isnt it?
addies if you want to find out what it's like with a virgo and taurus you know where to look!!
Makemyday0126 says :
In the real world male the old leo would have the old aries for dinner :gagged:
aries is a sheep isnt it?
Im actually a ram....lol.....i have two great big horns lol....plus my leo can have me for dinner any nite lol
leo and Aries.... Leo and Aries: The future will be paved an intense sexual attraction and enough healthy challenges to keep both mentally and physically satisfied. It is highly possible for these two to form a long-term relationship. Together they will gain prestige and could make a fortune. Both will need to tone down aggressiveness because both will display emotional confrontations if neglected. Aries should work on giving Leo the royal treatment and vice versa. If you are looking for a satisfying sex life, look no further. Both signs can match each other’s intensity and they will share strong compatibility in and out of the bedroom. The prognosis is very good for sex and very possible for marriage
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addies if you want to find out what it's like with a virgo and taurus you know where to look!!

are you sure??
Taurus and Virgo:
Both earth signs share the ability to communicate and understand one another intuitively. Their conversations get better over time and so does the relationship. They will understand each other’s goals and hopes for the future. There is an unspoken bond here that once established, hardly ever gets broken. They will provide each other with what the other person instinctively needs and desires sexually. You can’t go wrong with this astrological combination, period. A strong attraction and loyalty will keep these two together. Relatives can sometimes be a problem for these two. Focus on healing yourselves and each other and you will have a mate for life.
Addiesfun says:
leo and Aries....
Leo and Aries:
The future will be paved an intense sexual attraction and enough healthy challenges to keep both mentally and physically satisfied. It is highly possible for these two to form a long-term relationship. Together they will gain prestige and could make a fortune. Both will need to tone down aggressiveness because both will display emotional confrontations if neglected. Aries should work on giving Leo the royal treatment and vice versa. If you are looking for a satisfying sex life, look no further. Both signs can match each other’s intensity and they will share strong compatibility in and out of the bedroom. The prognosis is very good for sex and very possible for marriage
thank you addies.....
christ i really better get those fire extinguishers......
LEO IN A NUTSHELL The sign of the King, the Lover Personality: Arrogant and proud, domineering and self-confident, trusting, impulsive, generous to a fault. Boastful, but very brave. Self-awareness and ego are also seen. Positive Qualities: Generous, dignified, warm and loving, loyal and kindly, self-aware, artistic, dynamic, aristocratic, dramatic. Negative Qualities: Violent, boastful, arrogant and impulsive, impatient, proud and egotistical, over-confident. LEO LOVE MYSTERY Since Leo likes to do things in style, which is usually very attractive to the opposite sex, yours is the sign best suited for love and romance. Your romances are full of high drama and you play out your role to the perfection. The average Leo has much glamour and is the ideal lover in all dimensions - emotional, physical and sexual. The opposite sex is bowled over by your ardent appeal and generosity. The Leo man is full of machismo and is a good companion. You are loyal in marriage, but tend to be possessive. The Leo woman ought to be careful to see that this tendency does not get exaggerated. You have great personal charm and glamorously attractive personality. Don't expect too much from your spouse or mate. You will also hate to be involved in a divorce and the resultant loss of face. SEXUAL CHARACTERISTICS Sex plays an important role in the life of every man and woman. It lies at the root of life, and we can never learn to revere life until we know how to understand sex. Indian astrological science attributes certain sexual characteristics to persons according to the sign under which they have been born. You do not beget many children. You have a strong command over yourself in matters of sex, and are not easily deceived by the guiles of your partners. You require deep loyalties for happiness. AS A FRIEND You are truly the friend par excellence - loyal, kind and generous. Your warm-heartedness and sincerity will never make you let a friend down. You are a blend of idealism, pride and romanticism in your friendships. OUR LUCKY ELEMENTS Take a quick look at what is lucky for you. Birth Stone: Jade Lucky Gems: Sardonyx , Diamond, Amber And Ruby Lucky Colors: White, Orange Gold and Red (all the colors of sunlight) Lucky Numbers: 1, 10, 19, 28, 37, 46 also 4, 13, 22, 31, 40 (the 1 and 4 series) Lucky Talisman: Gold Lucky Herbs and Flowers: Almond, Citrus, Lemon, Marigold, Sunflower and Passion Flower Lucky Day: Sunday Leo Love Matches Most compatible with Sagittarius, Aries Can be good with Virgo, Libra, Gemini, Cancer A 50-50 chance with Capricorn, Pisces, Leo Doubtful with Taurus, Aquarius, Scorpio
hhmmm seems Im the first female thats a Libra on this thread...lol
Leo here - Watch out any Aries Guys - especially the Brown-eyed Sexy ones biggrin Also a Dragon in Chinese Horology - so the Fire Extinguishers is a good plan :D But have to lodge a Steward's Enquiry - I had a great relationship with a wonderful Taurean - I owe him for who I am now. Marie
Another Libra here - in fact we both are - no sure if thats good or not - lol
Make the following what you will, but parts of the body are associated with each star sign (and as this is Sex Sign, then ...whatever..)
Aries (Head).....all talk well thought out...but with no heart
Libra (Kidney).....posied for some piss fun?
Taurus (throat)......'I choked Linda Lovelace' tee-shirt.
Scorpio (genitals)......what has that gotta do with sex?
Gemini (arms/hands)......men: chose geminis with small hands.
Sagittarius (hips/thighs).....that's that funny creature like a man with a horse joined at the hip (or so he says)
Cancer (breasts).....I don't think it means Tits...just the breast area. so there.
Capricorn (knee).....a bit horny on all fours or watch out for carpet burns.
Leo (Heart).....Aaaah. Romanic with fire.
Aquarius (lower leg and ankle).....men, start kissing there.....it works.
Virgo (intestines).....shit!
Pisces (feet).....yep. Very sexy, like a wet fish.
Good matches are:
Virgo and Aries....fire and earth, with the dainty dragon fly giving a hot dragon a run for their money.
Virgo and Scorpio....sex-star-king sign scorpio discovers some down to earth non-stop erotic sex action from a calico-clad virgo 'maiden'. Scorpio has the 'go'....virgo doesn't 'stop'.
Pisces and Pisces, and Capricorn and Capricorn....washing ya feet would be more fun.
jo
Virgo and Sex So often, the sizzle in sex is in the details, and Virgo is a master of minutiae. The lover as perfectionist is Virgo personified: someone who will see to it that the little things are never overlooked. Virgos finish what they start in the bedroom, and this cozy chamber is likely to be a dreamy den decorated with discriminating taste. The servant in Virgo is only more than happy to be everything their lover desires; if that lover can bring out Virgo's sensual self, the reward will be a most liberated lover. A cool exterior tends to mask Virgo's wild side, often a fantasy world filled with erotica safely under wraps. The lover who can reach these sexual treats through artful seduction is lucky in love indeed.
And everyone thinks us Virgos dull.....until that silky prudish exterior is plunged to the fine carpeted floor with a quick outward flick of the wrist. Tempted onto a clean pure satin white bedsheet, the mocker of us fairer sign soon breathlessly shouts out... stop you fucking sex maniac and arrange your flower vases instead. jo
Sagittarius women: You like the outdoors - freaking out if you are in a tent, camper or on the beach. You enjoy sex, but you don't like to prolong the preliminaries and want to start the main show as soon as possible. Like to tease your partner to the point of losing control. You don't mind if your man comes too quickly - you are a generous and accepting lover. OK thats it I give up .. I'm Sagittarius and so far not one bit has been right about me .. as for above .. i hate the outdoors .. i like to prolong for as long as possible but of course I'm a generous loversmile
Bicurious... Your tent must be purple, surrounded by Carnations, and set-up under an oak tree. Dine yourself on currants and onions. Wait, not a minute, not 10, but a full 86 minutes after eating your onions, then have your thighs gently caressed with a slightly warmed topaz neclace dangling against your skin amidst the warm breath of your lover. That is truely the sex-art to get a sagittarian going. jo
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Bicurious...
Your tent must be purple, surrounded by Carnations, and set-up under an oak tree.
Dine yourself on currants and onions.
Wait, not a minute, not 10, but a full 86 minutes after eating your onions, then have your thighs gently caressed with a slightly warmed topaz neclace dangling against your skin amidst the warm breath of your lover.
That is truely the sex-art to get a sagittarian going.
jo

ok ok purple tent , forget the carnations , swap the onions nd currants for chocolate , as for waiting 86 mins haaaaaaaaa but gently carrassing my thighs .. thats a start :giggle:
addiesfun i like the description of aries as i think it relates to me in a lot of ways as for being the best i will have to ask mrup4 again for his opinion. He is a cancerian and i must say the description of them is 100 percent correct. Good work addiesfun keep it up xxx
i'm virgo !!! i need an aries ..preferably of the female variety .. for the err.. purposes of testing
Dave....I'm an aries....wondered what sign i was best matched with....if it is yours....mmmmm....not complaints here....lol x x x
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And everyone thinks us Virgos dull.....until that silky prudish exterior is plunged to the fine carpeted floor with a quick outward flick of the wrist. Tempted onto a clean pure satin white bedsheet, the mocker of us fairer sign soon breathlessly shouts out...
stop you fucking sex maniac and arrange your flower vases instead.
jo

That damn Bree from Desperate Hosewives has a lot to ans for, bet she is a Virgorolleyes
Great butt though..
MMMM Firey red head with nice ass mmmmmm