SECRETS

4 Apr 2010

I don't like the chocolate they make Easter eggs out of ...but i love the bars that C:bounce::lick::bounce::lick:adburys make...especially dairy Milk & Flakes...

5 Apr 2010

am terrified of earwigs...............I just know that they want to crawl in my ears and lay eggs in my brain..........:eeek:

5 Apr 2010

I married mr M for his money only to discover he had none. The bastard lied!!!!!!

5 Apr 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
I married mr M for his money only to discover he had none.
The bastard lied!!!!!!

May I suggest a good public whipping MRS M...:smoke:

5 Apr 2010

I may need assistance virgo will u assist me or at least sit on him to hold him down while i put butter on the broom handle.

5 Apr 2010

No MRS M neither.. I shall be taking the money at the door, then when you are finished we leave for Rio:evil2:

5 Apr 2010

Well can u suggest anyone who could sit on him???????

5 Apr 2010

Raven

5 Apr 2010

I was staying at an exboyfriends home in his brothers room and was being a bit nosey and found about ten differene porn movies in his drawer and a pic of me in my bikini , i got some kick out of it but never said anything. He had good looking films tho.

5 Apr 2010

I am confused, your profile says male!!

Quote by user=funirishanne
I was staying at an exboyfriends home in his brothers room and was being a bit nosey and found about ten differene porn movies in his drawer and a pic of me in my bikini , i got some kick out of it but never said anything. He had good looking films tho.

5 Apr 2010

Trying to sort it i must put up a pic with me holding a sign or something. My profile changed , wine maybe but im all woman. X

6 Apr 2010

Unless you want to be picture verified, why would you want to hold up a picture? Secondly why broadcast it here?

Quote by user=funirishanne
Trying to sort it i must put up a pic with me holding a sign or something. My profile changed , wine maybe but im all woman. X

6 Apr 2010

Maybe Anne was just trying to come up with a way to show she is a fem??? No need for anyone to get nasty as we can all make mistakes when setting up a profile.

6 Apr 2010

And Mrs M... i would do more than sit on Mr Mulder i would hog tie him for ya so you could get that broom handle right up there lol

11 Apr 2010

fun, drink, late nights & early mornings ... make for a great "meet & greet"

11 Apr 2010

Is that a secret Alan??? lol

12 Apr 2010

I have a secret "I have no mickey" Oh wait that was an episode of Father Ted. I actually have a mickey tho "wherefore I caught it, found it or came by it I know not", to paraphrase Antonio in the opening scene of the Merchant of Venice altho he didnt mention mickeys. This is becoming too long and confusing (like my mickey) Anyway I dont have a secret so I dont know why i started this. Where are my Tablets???????????

12 Apr 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
I have a secret
"I have no mickey"
Oh wait that was an episode of Father Ted. I actually have a mickey tho "wherefore I caught it, found it or came by it I know not", to paraphrase Antonio in the opening scene of the Merchant of Venice altho he didnt mention mickeys. This is becoming too long and confusing (like my mickey) Anyway I dont have a secret so I dont know why i started this.
Where are my Tablets???????????

I have no boobies.
So cheer up Muldern, you can get by without a wily, but boobies no!!
Mammy said they would grow, she feckin lied!!!!!!!!!!:cry:

12 Apr 2010

You can have mine Virgo I am not using them at the moment. One of us should have some fun.

12 Apr 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
You can have mine Virgo I am not using them at the moment. One of us should have some fun.

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: I got me a set of boobies for the weekend:bounce::bounce::bounce: or is that moobies:mrgreen:

12 Apr 2010

well moobs would be closer and if you can avoid anyone pinching the nipples i would appreciate it as I hate having that done to me.

12 Apr 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
well moobs would be closer and if you can avoid anyone pinching the nipples i would appreciate it as I hate having that done to me.

Hands them nipple play no borrowing:smoke:

12 Apr 2010

Oh be like that so. My moobies are insulted and the nipples have now inverted themselves out of shame.

12 Apr 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
Oh be like that so. My moobies are insulted and the nipples have now inverted themselves out of shame.

Hmmm should this not be onyour problem page.......
Anyhoo any good chemist will sell you nipple popper outers....

12 Apr 2010

i shouldn't b here

13 Apr 2010

Should any of us lol

13 Apr 2010

i haven't a clue whats going on...lol

13 Apr 2010

My head and body have divorced and my body has custody of the brain which is really pissing my head off.

13 Apr 2010

I never tipped a cow...

13 Apr 2010

I have no idea what you are talking about Virgo. Are you some kind of alien interfering with cows???