Nakaed cow tipping Muldern.
Running up to cow naked and tipping over:smoke:
still lost "tipping over" ??????
I was brought up sorry dragged up in the country, never saw any of that carry on mind you we still used a stone and chisels to write then.
I saw it in a film Muldern, give me some credit, tipping poor cows.I wouldn't be at it, I would just hold the camera for the naked shots:giggle:
Tipping a bull on the testicles while naked that would be dangerous, but tipping cows wouldnt be very dangerous. How about we mix one bull in with the cows and blindfold the naked tippers. That would look good on cam. Mind you it could get pretty bloody but hey I wont be doing it.
Tipping a man on the testicles while naked that would be dangerous, but hey I wouldn't be doing it:giggle:
even I dont believe that one Virgo and I am one of the most gullible fools you will meet.
Ah I see Virgo its a matter of semantics to me tipping something could be one of 2 things 1. a gentle tap or 2. shagging (as in he was tipping her). Virgo the thought of you kicking some unfortunate in the engine room brings tears to my eyes and a lady such as your self would never do anything like that. Your legs would be much better occupied wrapped round me!!!!!!!
Tipping means kicking over MrM..
No I would never kick a man in the gonads, being a Lady I would get my heavies to do it for me,bed Mrm???????
Bed miss virgo or against the wall mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes please.
And why would someone want to kick a cow like that firstly they dont have gonads and second they would mooo loudly and fall over. Kick a bull in the gonads however and prepare to run like Ben Johnson on steroids lest you lose your deposit and much else besides.
No idea Muldrn, it is an American crave, as is sex against a wall I tihnk...
Being Irish and somewhat innocent I am clueless about gonads, bulls , balls ect..but I read a lot...
:giggle: Muldern is a bit mad Virgo... You wouldnt know what he would do
Anyone would think I was mad. I am not mad just horny.
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Will you buy me a pony?:smoke:
What do you want the pony for???.
IT Virgo elucidate.
And pardon me for saying but you do realize I am man and will do anything to get my leg over.
However I will get you a pony if you do IT whatever IT is.
Is anyone else confused or is it just me.
noooooooooo I am to ashamed to say what IT is , I googled IT and got a flashing warning sign:scared:
Google me and you will just get flashed
I would love a pony but i have an allergy to the buggers so could i have a Ferrari instead if i do IT?
Virgo Raven and IT mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm might just be worth the pony and the prancing pony .
:giggle: So you want 450 horses instead of a pony Raven or even better :grin:450 Italian stallions
