Secret revealed!!!!!

10 Jan 2010

with you guys on the toilet thing.......will go pee behind a tree first lol lol lol well I do live out in the country lol lol

10 Jan 2010

ok i have one. I conditioner my body hair. Legs... chest ....pube's the lot. Have to or i dont feel completely clean. I shower twice a day religiously and am quite hairy on my legs and i dont use cheap shity shampoo and conditioners either so it costs a fortune but my body feels so smooth cause of it!

10 Jan 2010

Quote by user=dragonstar
with you guys on the toilet thing.......will go pee behind a tree first lol lol lol well I do live out in the country lol lol

Dragon my problem is solved I shall buy a portable tree:giggle::giggle:

10 Jan 2010

:giggle::giggle::giggle::clap::rose::inlove: guess what I just figured out how to do lol

11 Jan 2010

Pee standing up...:giggle::giggle::giggle:

11 Jan 2010

All this talk of "Peeing" I bet some of you Fart in the bath? . . . .

11 Jan 2010

Happy you should know that ladies never FART & never in the bed or the bath...lol

11 Jan 2010

Quote by user=alan-ball
Happy you should know that ladies never FART & never in the bed or the bath...lol

I do:smoke:
That's why the lady is a tramp:giggle:

11 Jan 2010

Lordy Lordy truth be told you are up there in my expectations as a Lady, those expectations will remain x x

Quote by user=Virgogirl
Happy you should know that ladies never FART & never in the bed or the bath...lol

I do:smoke:
That's why the lady is a tramp:giggle:

11 Jan 2010

my pet hate is when the lads do not lift the toilet seat it a no no for me

11 Jan 2010

mines anything to do with soggy wet bread :scared: makes me heave

11 Jan 2010

Quote by user=vanity
mines anything to do with soggy wet bread :scared: makes me heave

soggy wet potato bread Van does the same for me:cry:

11 Jan 2010

im a freak when it comes to toilets other than ur own,have to put tissue on toilet,cant sit down unless i have it knows who is after sitting on it innocent

:whistling::whistling:

12 Jan 2010

LOL here Me...well i have to take second paper/magazine from the shelf, always always read the death notices in back of paper (thanks dad)...Squeeze the bread to see if its fresh lol and carry disinfectant wipes for the loo...

12 Jan 2010

ohhhh the death notice thing I do that too lol and in my cash drawer at work all notes have to be put in the same way and all creases taken out of them and when I do my counting I only put the best notes I can find back in my cashbox for my morning float lol oh and I do this wierd counting thing if under stress everything has to be in multiple of fours and add up to sixteen........but I really am quite sane lol lol lol :evil2::thrilled::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:

12 Jan 2010

Quote by user=dragonstar
ohhhh the death notice thing I do that too lol and in my cash drawer at work all notes have to be put in the same way and all creases taken out of them and when I do my counting I only put the best notes I can find back in my cashbox for my morning float lol
oh and I do this wierd counting thing if under stress everything has to be in multiple of fours and add up to sixteen........but I really am quite sane lol lol lol :evil2::thrilled::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle:

Sending 2 men with 3 white coats for you dragon.
Later I will get u on the couch and see if we cant figure out some sort of cure. I have an idea for new therapy that we should discuss.

12 Jan 2010

I hate wet wood. When I'm doing the washing up I cringe when I have to touch wooden spoons etc.... Makes me physically ill.

12 Jan 2010

Quote by user=alan-ball
Happy you should know that ladies never FART & never in the bed or the bath...lol

Pmsl, teddys mother told him ladies dont fart and the first girl he went out with farted one day, and was dumped on the spot and when mummy asked him why he told her the girl wasnt a lady lol
Good thing he doesnt think that any more or i would be out on my ear lol
I love making my own bubbles in the bath:haha::haha::haha::haha:

13 Jan 2010

Quote by user=ravenfire
Happy you should know that ladies never FART & never in the bed or the bath...lol

I love making my own bubbles in the bath:haha::haha::haha::haha:
Is your song...
I'm for ever blowing bubbles, pretty bubbles in the ...:giggle:

13 Jan 2010

Alan just to let ya know we ladies dont fart,,,we cough in our knickers!!!!:giggle:

13 Jan 2010

Quote by user=doccock
Alan just to let ya know we ladies dont fart,,,we cough in our knickers!!!!:giggle:

:haha::haha::haha:

14 Jan 2010

Hate noisy eaters & ppl who throw rubbish out of car windows. (& I dont fart, burp, poo or wank btw boink

:angel: )

14 Jan 2010

Quote by user=hornyonea
I dont fart, burp, poo or wank btw :angel: )

a sophistaced lady ...:lol2:... We are not worthy :giggle:
"wank" never heard that term use for a female activity ...
Is it the same as...
"Flicking the bean"
:giggle:

14 Jan 2010

Clittering - that's the word for female 'wanking' - someone elsewhere came up with that - and I think it's a great word for it!
Quoting Alan-Ball:
"wank" never heard that term use for a female activity ...
Is it the same as...
"Flicking the bean"
:giggle:

14 Jan 2010

Thanx marie & alan 4 the vocab extension :notes: If I know of any ladies who engage in 'that sort of thing' I'll be sure 2 pass my new knowledge on!!! :haha:

14 Jan 2010

feck!! im a freak!!! :scared: better not start adding my things or id be here all night :gagged: :evil2:

14 Jan 2010

I know the aul wagons secret bolt

15 Jan 2010

Quote by user=marieandu4121
Clittering - that's the word for female 'wanking' - someone elsewhere came up with that - and I think it's a great word for it!

marie what a lovely refined word for such a genteel activity
i like it :giggle:

15 Jan 2010

Quote by user=Virgogirl
I know the aul wagons secret

I heard Stars secret... But like a doubting Thomas I wont believe until I see with my own 2 eyes or feel with my 2 hands :lol2: :bolt:

15 Jan 2010

Your all Mad Perverts but i like the Quirky side boink