In the deepest dark woods goldilocks wanders without knowing the dangers that lurk around her
yum yum said the watching wolf
as he watched her from the a safe distance. Mouth watering at the thought of getting to her basket of goodies. Heart pounding thinking of her voluptuous flesh spilling out over her low neckline....
and was thinking what kind of lingere she had under that red cape.....
and hislong tongue slipped between his sharp teeth licking his lips. 'All the more for you my dear' he thought
... she threw back her cape .. showing her red basque,fishnet stockings and heels.... she smiled at the wolf with a sultry look as she knew.....
...that, wolves weren't the only creatures in the woods with wild appetites.
and the wolf thought....'fuck the woodsman's axe, I'm gonna get me some of that!'...and....
ran ahead to the sex shop on the way to grand ma`s house,were he knew what to bye for what he wanted and had in mind ......................
...'good day' sir he said 'could I have 15 yards of silk, a litrejar of honey, 15 grams of iron filings, 4 feather dusters, a pomegranite and.....'
and granny thought 'he was big ok but he wasn't all that bad, I've had a lot worse'.Just then.....
ahh ha thought the young man jumping out of his very obviously fake wolf suit, which he only wore because granny liked to pretend she was into interspecies sex...and...
after all it is only role play....
'Ahhh no my dear...' said Granny '...you're thinking of a completely different fairytale, what you're looking for is a gobble'in'. Riding hood sighed and thought....
"Well fuck that, I'll have to get me two wolves so, as one just wont do it for me"
It was the postman,,,in his uniform,,,,,,holding a large sack,,,,,,,
that looked like it could do with bein emptied
so she began to undo his sack as she felt something big and hard coming her way
but wait! It can't be the postman, she only heard one knock on the door and everyone knows the postman always rings twice. So who is that in the postman's uniform? what has he done with the real postman? and what the hell is that large throbbing thing on his sack?
next the bag burst out and shouted suprise red riding hood.... with a big grin and an evil glint in his eyes.....
"Daisy" replied little RED RIDING HOOD, :clap:
'hmmm' thought riding hood 'I wonder if those two fine wolfies know how to make daisy chains?' 'But how can we link the chain together?' said Daisy. The wolves had an idea...and, not surprisingly, so had riding hood....
so daisy got the picture!she was the daisy chain with a wolf riding a hood at one end and a wolf riding her at the other end..and daisy? she was in the middle of course, you can't have a daisy chain without a daisy in it. All was going fine until....
..'Granny what big teets you have', 'All the better to rub you with' She said. 'But granny what a big mouth you have', 'All the better to suck you with' she said. 'But Granny what a hot drippy cunt you have' said the wolf and then he thought'Hold it a sec there's something seriously wrong with this fairy tale'....but before he got a chance to do anything, Granny lept on him and.......
What big teeth you have...what big eyes you have....What big ears you have...I hope to shit that your cock is in proportion!
Fucking Huge!! and boy did she want all of it....now!
Yes my dear put remember no playing on grandma’s therapy swing.......... ……………….
" Share the love ........."
Wolf and riding hood went in and she slid up and down all the poles she could find. But granny heard all the moaning and rushed saying 'I'll huff and I'll puf and.....'
...suddenly he was stirred from his thoughts...... 
