Suddenly the mystery woman is in the Tunnel firing at them.
They both dive to the ground as the smell of cordite fills the air.
The firing stops, Mulder stands
" Hi offaly I didnt realise you would take my popping out to buy more condoms so badly".
He removes his sunglasses for the first time. Offaly says Oh Mulder then melts into his arms and they kiss passionately.
Suddenly he drops Offaly who falls into a muddy pool.
He turns to his companion and "Lets go Alan, we need to get to the meet and greet before they run out of Condoms".
Alan says "Wheres the problem".
Mulder looks at him disdainfully and says
" Alan, Its 120 miles to the meet and greet. We have a boot full of condoms, viagra and sextoys. Every swinger in the area will be after us. Its night and we're wearing shades, thongs, porkpie hats and cowboy boots. Add to that a horny offaly and you now see my predicament".
Alan heads for the car. Mulder turns blows offaly a kiss and says "I'll be back" in his best Austrian accent.
Offaly smiles and fires her M16 at him.
Mulder laughs "Missed baby but I wont, later!
Casablanca..
Annina: Monsieur Rick, what kind of a man is Captain Renault? and spare me no details...
Rick: Oh, he's just like any other man, only more so,hmmm a tad thick loike, given to mood swings likes his mush on the table, when he comes home...
Annina: Bollix you mean?
Benjamin: Mrs. Robinson, I can't do this. Please stop drooling on me..
Mrs. Robinson: You what?
Benjamin: This is all terribly wrong. I'm cut to the bone..
Mrs. Robinson: Do you find me undesirable?
Benjamin: Oh no, Mrs. Robinson. I think, I think you're the most attractive of all my Mummie's friends. I mean that. But she told me you were an aul slapper...
The Graduate.
Goldfinger what do you want to me to do.
I want you to dance Mr Bond on a pole wearing a thong and we shall put money in your thong if you please us.
Then we will use as our sexual plaything until we tire of you.
Ah Goldfinger so you are really a group of priests and given the choice I would prefer the laser.
As you wish Mr Bond.
Cue the credits and the shortest Bond Film ever.
Citizen Kane
Opening sequence
As snowglobe falls to the floor he whispers
"what kind of a wierd kid was to call my sled a stupid name like rosebud? You call a fricken sled something like speed demon"
Long film cut down to it's required lenght.
Paul:Beauty of mine, sit before me. Let me peruse you and remember you… always like this
Get the butter!!!!!!!!!!
Jeannie: Er okay but can you leave about 250 gms, I have a baking tin to line.
last tango in paris.
The Matrix
Morpheus: The Matrix is everywhere, it is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, or when go to church or when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
Neo: What truth?
Morpheus: That you are a slave, Neo. Like everyone else, you were born into bondage, born inside a prison that you cannot smell, taste, or touch. A prison for your mind. (long pause, sighs) Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself. This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back.
(In his left hand, Morpheus shows a blue pill.)
Morpheus: You take the blue pill and the story ends. You wake in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. (a red pill is shown in his other hand) You take the red pill and you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.
Neo: Are you out of your fricken mind??? You sit there looking like a scary pimp in your leather and shades and talk a load of wierd shite about alice in wonderland, and you expect me to take a pill you are offering me? In this dirty old hole? Maybe when I was 20 I'd have gone for it, but you must take me for a right gobshite if you expect me to take either of those funny looking pills. Actually that blue one looks just like some anitbiotics I'm taking at the moment.
:laughabove: excellent all of u :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
Am loving this thread offaly.
If newbie was pretty woman...
What are you thinkin' about sittin' here all by yourself ?
The fact that this will be our last night together, and you'll finally be rid of me.
[ Sighs ] Well, you've been pretty tough to take. My business is almost over, so I'll be going back to New York.I'd really like to see you again.
- You would ?
Yes. Yes, I would, so I've arranged for you to have an apartment, to have a car, a wide variety of stores guaranteed to suck up to you anytime you want to go shopping.
Everything's done.
[ Exhales ] What else ?You gonna leave some money by the bed when you pass through town ?
Vivian, it really wouldn't be like that.
No, seriously, just getting the practicalities straight, am well chuffed about it all, suits me just fine, just wanted to know if I was getting plastic or paper to spend, cos I plan on spending bucket loads. Hope the apartment is a really really nive one, not as worried about the car as long as its reliable. When can I move in? Oh, and can I see other people? Just asking cos you work away a lot, and it will be my own place. Can I get all this in writing?
Titanic...
Jack:Well, they have some of the coldest winters around. I grew up there, near Chippewawwawaaw Falls. I remember when I was a childer, me and my father, we went ice fishing out on Lake Wissota. Ice fishing is, you know, where you...
Rose: I know what freakin ice fishing is!
Jack: Sorry. You just seem like,thick you know, kind of a thickish sort of girl. Anyway, I, uh, I fell through some thin ice; and I'm telling you, water that cold, like right down there... froze my balls couldn't walk straight for a week.
Jack: ... it hits you like a thousand knives stabbing you all over your body. You can't breathe. You can't think. At least, not about anything but the pain. Which is why I'm not looking forward to jumping in there after you.
Jack: Like I said, You have a choice. I guess I'm kinda hoping you'll go first over the railing, an' get me off the hook here.
Rose: You're ignorant little bollix!!!!!
Jack: That's what everybody says but, with all due respect, Miss, I'm not the one hanging off the back of a ship heree on. C'mon, give me your hand. You don't want me to have to push you now, do you?
I'll never let go, Rose. *sniggers* I promise.
He grins manicaly, pushes her backwards and watches her sink, almost pissing his pants before he climbs back onto call the deck, and heads to the life boat..
Sleeping with the Enemy
They go out on the boat, the sea is rough, but instead of jumping overboard and swimming to saftey, she pushes the hubby overboard, knowing that he is so loaded with the sleeping pills and muscle relaxants that she slipped into his dinner that he will drown instantly. She the returns to the lovely big beach house that she owns all to herself now, messes up all the tins in the cupboard, calls her friends round for a party, they all get completely hammered and end the night singing "ding dong the bastards dead". The End.
Snow White..
Snow White: Oh, dear! I wonder if i made it home last night....
Snow White: Oh! My god!!!!!!! Tell me I'm still pissed! Tell me my drink was spiked!
Snow White: Why? - Why? Does this always happen to me, go out clubbing and end up in bed with seven smurfs...????
Snow White: Okay guys how exactly did I get here?
Grumpy: How the hell do we know Missy, we came back after a 24 hour shift, and found you here, damn cheek I say , but the other eejits seemed pleased to see ya.. *leers all round*........
Snow White: Oh, you can talk!!!! You think I'm putting this one on my CV?......
"So i am just going to try this glass slipper on your foot Cinderella" says the handsome prince.
"Oh great and if it fits we shall be married and live happily ever after" says Cinderella.
The Prince hesitates and looks over his shoulder at Cinderellas twin step sisters who werent as ugly as the fairy tale would have us believe.
One of them whispers in his ear " The offer of a 3sum with me and esmerelda is still on the table, no strings attached big boy".
The prince drops the glass slipper which shatters into a thousand pieces "oops thats a shame" said the prince who was heading for the door with his hand cupping Esmereldas ass and whispering what plans he had for them to the twins.
Cinderella sobbed "what about me. I have been saving myself". The butler said "have you now" After several bottles of wine Cinderellla woke up the following morning to find the butler gone along with her virginity. A week later she discovered a very nasty rash in a delicate place and then she found that she was pregnant. Guess who didnt live happily ever after.
The prince however went on to spend an amazing weekend in Vegas with the twins who he then installed in the palace and they all lived happily ever after.
12 Angry Men.....
Juror #8: Do you wear glasses when you go to bed?
Juror #4:I'm not sure, I am usualy asleep, so will have to ask the wife.
Juror #8: It's logical to assume that she wasn't wearing them when she was up against the window . Being Tossed and turned, sure wouldn't be comfortable.
Juror #3: How do you know?
Juror #8: I did have some sort of a sex life you know! I'm also guessing that she probably didn't put her glasses on when she turned to look casually out of the window. And she, herself, testified the killing took place just as she fell against the window.. The lights went off a split second later - she couldn't have had time to put them on then. Here's another guess: maybe she honestly thought she saw the boy kill his father - like made it all up, embelished it a little perhaps?
Juror #3: How do you know WHAT she saw? How does he know all that? How do you know what kind of glasses she wore? Maybe they were sunglasses. Maybe she was sweating profusely , heat of the moment.. What exactly are you insinuating?????
Juror #8: I only know the woman's eyesight is in question now.
Juror #11: She had to be able to identify a person sixty feet away - at night, up against the window - without glasses, sunglasses or nought!
Juror #2: You can't send someone off to die on evidence like that!
Juror #3: I can......
Juror #8: Don't you think the woman might have made a mistake?
Juror #3: Yes, but.... why is she lying? why was she saying she just looked out, but we all know she was pressed up against the window...naked.
Juror #8: It's not POSSIBLE!!!!!! Where does it say that?? It's not in my notes!!!
Juror #3: *sniggers*
Juror #3: Is it possible?He needs glasses?
Juror #12: It's possible...
Juror #8: Do you think he's longsighted or thick?
Juror #3: I think she was defo naked, don't need any notes to prove that..
Juror #8: Do you really think she was?
Juror #4: No. I'm convinced. she was wearing glasses and looked out the window.
Juror #3: What's the matter with you?
Juror #4: I have a reasonable doubt, I like to give a woman the benefit of the doubt..
Juror #9: Can I remind you all the guy on the other side of the street did say her windows were steamed up!!!!!
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Juror #10: All right, who that? I wanna know??????.
Juror #11: The guy with the knife you dork!!!!!!
Yoda: Ummm the force is strong in this one.
Princess Leia: Untie me and stop fondling me you dirty old pervert.
Suddenly the door opens and several rebels shoot down Master Yoda.
Princess Leia says At last he has kept me here for the last 3 days and subjected me to all kind of perverse and kinky acts. I screamed and screamed but the room is completely soundproof.
One of the Rebels locks the door as they all begin to disrobe and the as they approach the trapped princess one of them says Looks like this isnt going to be your lucky day princess"
Dirty Dancing...
Baby: Have you had many women?
Johnny: What? Good god Baby what do you think I am , a man tart???????.
Baby:Co on tell me... Have you *had* many women?
Johnny: Baby! Enough god damn you, and keep your voice down...
Baby: Tell me!!!!!!!!!!!. I wanna know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Johnny: No, no. Look, you've gotta understand what it's like, Baby. You come from the streets and suddenly you're up here, and these women, they are throwing themselves at ya, and they smell so good, and they really take care of themselves. I mean, I never knew women could be like that, you know? And they're so rich, they're so goddam rich, you think they must know about everything. And they're slipping their room keys in my hands,and huge packages of cash. Two and three times a day, different women.I once had a bus load.. So, here I think I'm scoring big, right? And for a while, you think, hey, they wouldn't be doing this if they didn't care about me, right?
Baby: That-that's alright, I understand. You were just using them, that's all. I am gutted Johnny..I thought you were straight up..
Johnny: Hey I was straight up you!!!!! That's the thing, Baby, I was too straight up hun, I thought the tabs only worked for a few hours.....
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Cristina, on the other hand, expected something very different out of love. She had reluctantly accepted some bondage as an inevitable component of deep passionate raw sex, and was resigned to putting her body at risk. If you asked her what it was she was gambling her emotions on, it was remembering the safe word , but the deep orgasmic passion was exactly what Vicky valued above all else.
INT. NASH HOUSE/LIVING ROOM - DAY
Cristina follows Vicky into the living room. JUDY NASH (looking stunning in her latest lingerie purchase) walks down the stairs.
VICKY- Hello. Hiiiii..........
JUDY- Oh, hello. Hi.
VICKY- emmmmm.
JUDY (chuckling) You’re Vicky.
VICKY Yes, yes. Vicky.
Judy stops at the bottom of the stairs and kisses Vickys cheek, (while gently letting her hand caress a breast)
JUDY (chuckles) You’re so grown up.
VICKY (chuckles) Well, it’s been a while.(Judy kisses Vicky’s neck.)
VICKY - It’s so great to see you.
JUDY- Well, welcome to Barcelona.
Cristina (just arriving by taxi) stops beside Judy, who looks at her.
Judy shakes hands with Cristina.
JUDY- Oh, Cristina, I’m Judy5, Ii think we have chatted on the site
CRISTINA- Hi. yes I remember, nice camera by the way, really enjoyed the show you put on.
INT. NASH HOUSE/BEDROOM - DAY
Judy leads Vicky and Cristina into a bedroom.
JUDY- This is your room.
VICKY- Oh, perfect, this is gorgeous.
CRISTINA- Wow, this house is so everything else so large around here
JUDY- I put you both together. Hope you don’t mind sharing…
Vicky stands on the balcony outside the bedroom as Cristina
turns and gestures at Judy.
CRISTINA- Judy, thank you so much for having me here....because I know, you know, it’s so last-minute and you don’t know me at all and...
JUDY- No, I...
CRISTINA...to include me in your little ménage a trios is just so sweet of you.
JUDY- But, I-I-I have to tell you, ah, eh, it’s, it’s so nice to have a little extra female action around here. It’s been so quiet since the maid was deported .
.
EXT. NASH HOUSE - LATER
A houseboy, holding a tray, walks out of the house onto the
terrace to a table. Judy and MARK, her businessman husband,
sit on one side of the table and Cristina and Vicky sit on
the other side of the table. They are eating lunch.
JUDY- We have a beautiful home, and love having weekend guests
MARK - Yeah, well, we’ve really come to love it. It’s pretty nice here.
JUDY-Well, Mark makes friends with anybody, he is like a little puppy dog, and he speaks the language, so he was like, “Whee!â€
MARK- Well, you learned French just fine.
MARK - So what do you do, Cristina?
CRISTINA- I am currently at liberty, between projects.
JUDY- Hm.
VICKY- Oh, come on. She, she made a film, an award winning porn film…….
'You needn't send up to me, if the child cries, nurse,' said the surgeon, putting on his gimp suit with great deliberation. 'It's very likely it _will_ be troublesome. Give it a little slap if it is.' He put on his mask, and, pausing by the bed-side on his way to the door, added, 'She was a good-looking girl, too; where did she come from?'
'She was brought here last night,' replied the old woman, 'by the overseer's horse. She was found lying in the street. She had walked some distance, for her shoes were worn to pieces; but where she came from, or where she was going to, nobody knows.'
The surgeon leaned over the body, and raised the left it drop down, he declared 'Dead as a door nail'.. 'The old story,' he mumbled, shaking his head: 'no wedding-ring, I see. Ah! must be off , the guys are waiting'...
The medical gentleman strutted away, trying to loosen the tight leather caught around his arse cheeks. and the nurse, having once more applied herself to the green bottle (Gordans gin is soo easy to spot), sat down on a low chair before the fire,scatched her left tit, and proceeded to poke and prod the infant.
What an excellent example of the power of dress, young Oliver Twist was! Wrapped in the blanket which had hitherto formed his only covering, he might have been the child of a nobleman or a beggar; it would have been hard for the haughtiest stranger to have assigned him his proper station in society. But now that he was enveloped in the old calico robes which had grown yellow in the same service, he was barely able to breathe , the bloody blanket itched,and the old witch didn't look like she was in any hurry to loosen it. His life to be fell into place at place at once--a parish child--the orphan of a workhouse--the humble, half-starved drudge--to be cuffed and buffeted through the world--despised by all, and pitied by none.
Oliver cried realised he that he was an orphan, left to the tender mercies of church-wardens and overseers, perhaps he should cry louder plus he was starving, and there was now a smelly damp patch in the middle of the blankie..
Nursie leaned over the box, and yelled..'quit yor yappin, k ,I erd u te 1st time, git tis str8 k , im busy!!!!!
Poor Oliver ... What was this strange language the old biatch spoke, he opened his little rosebud lips, drew a deep breath and yelled FCUK you too!!!!!!!!!!...
Scene 1 Oliver Twist..
All about eve by Joseph Mankiewicz
Karen hesitates, looks. Eve is barely distinguishable in the
shadow of the recess. Karen smiles, waits. Eve comes out. A
street light light above them reveals her... She wears a cheap trench coat, high-heeled stiletto shoes, a rain hat stuck on the back of her head... Her large, luminous breasts seem to glow up at Karen in the strange half-light.
KAREN So there you are. It seemed odd,suddenly, your not being there...
EVE Why should you think I wouldn't be?
KAREN Why shouldnt you be? After all, six nights a week - for weeks - of you in the chatrooms
EVE I hope you don't mind my chatting to you...
KAREN Not at all.
EVE I've seen you so often - every bit of you-
KAREN I am just like the others …here for the fun
EVE You're Channing's best friend. You and your husband are
always with her - and .. what's he like?
KAREN Bill Sampson? He's - he's a guy… nice cock & six pack but a guy
EVE I think He's the best.
KAREN So you have played with him!!!. Tell me, what do you do between the time Margo goes in and comes out?
EVE Oh, I watch them play.
KAREN You watch them play? You've seen them play every time?
(Eve nods) But, don't you find it - I mean apart from everything else – do you still find it erotic
EVE Every time… I play with myself as I watch
Karen contemplates Eve. (Then she takes her arm.)
KAREN I'm going to take you to Margo...you should be playing with them …not just watching
EVE Oh, no...I couldn't impose & I am a good girl after all
KAREN Oh She's got to meet you-
EVE No, I'd be imposing on her, I'd be just another tongue-tied gushing
fan...
KAREN There isn't many like you, there couldn't be many as hot as you-
EVE But if I'd known... maybe some other time... I mean, looking like old coat and wearing no knickers
KAREN You look just fine... very hot...mmm.. by the way. What's your name?
EVE Eve... Eve Swingford.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want the chicken satay you were going to order for me.
Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I want my chinese takeaway, we've been in court for ages, I'm starving!
Jessep: You can't handle the truth! Son, and you are not really my son, its just a figure of speech, we live in a world that has walls, if we didn't it would get prety cold in winter. And those walls have to be painted every few years. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago and you curse the Marines, bbut you were always a bit of a big girls blouse, and your turretts makes you curse everyone. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives...You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me painting that wall. You need me painting that wall.
We use words like honor, code, loyalty...we use these words as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You use 'em as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom I provide, then questions the manner in which I provide it! I'd rather you just said thank you and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you're entitled to!
Kaffee: OOO, who's up their own arse then. Did you order the chinese?
Jessep: (quietly) I did the job you sent me to do.
Kaffee: Did you order the chinese takeaway?
Jessep: You're goddamn right I did!!
Young Frankenstein..
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Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Now that brain that you gave me. Was it Hans Delbruck's?
Igor: No.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Ah! Very good. Would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?
Igor: Then you won't be angry?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: I will NOT be angry.
Igor: No idea Sir, I got it off E-Bay, bid for it last night....
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: ee-gor!!!! Are you pulling my leg here, give me that damn box, what does it say on the side ee-gor...?
Igor: er......... property of GWB, came by Fedex early this mornin sir....
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Who???????
Igor:GWB.... I'm almost sure that's what it says on the box sir.
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Are you saying that I put a brain that you got of e-bay into a seven and a half foot long, fifty-four inch wide GORILLA?
Dr. Frederick Frankenstein: Is that what you're telling me? oh damn you eegor just throw the bloody switch!!!!!!
5 mins later..
The Monster....
The Monster: For as long as I can remember people have hated me. They looked at my face and when I opened my mouth they sniggered.. In my loneliness I decided that if I could not inspire love, which is my deepest hope, I would instead cause fear. I vowed to cause mayhem in the Western World and anywhere else I chose, Iraq was a challenge but hey i sure got those boyos runnin! My Daddee alone held an image of me as something beautiful and then, when it would have been easy to discard me for being rightly thick , he used his own money as a to give me a better brain and a somewhat more sophisticated way of expressing myself.
(The Doctor and Igor fall around laughing)...
Offally did u have to use my boiography so callously i am hurt ashamed and if this doesnt get me an academy award nothing will. Anyway back to the thread.
Momma Did u sleep with the schoolmaster to get me into school.
No Forrest i slept with him because i am nymphomanaic and also the town prostitute. How do you think I buy you all those boxes of chocolate.
Run Forrest Forrest run. so I did what Jenny told me and I ran and ran and didnt stop till I reached the ocean.
Meanwhile Jenny said Right u three now that hes gone for a while lets get down to business. I'll have u 2 to DP me and you big boy can see if u can make me airtight.
Hi Jenny. Oh for feck sake Forrest I am never going to become the next Jenna Jameson if u keep interupting me. Here have another box of chocolates and go outside for an hour or so.
Ok boys hes gone where were we ohhhhhhhhh yes.
Ohhhhh yeah baby come to mama.
Suddenly Forrest walks in naked.
Oh my Forrest say Jenny I never suspected you were so so so talented.
Boys you can leave my ride is here now.
Several hours later. Forrest says "Jennys like a box of chocolates you never know what you're gonna get.
Bang me Forrest bang me like the slut I am.
Oh Jenny I always knew i would find someone just like mamma. you even talk like her.
well if u r so concerned with my sanity why dont u come and tighten my nuts.
Ah offally as brings me back to schooldays. god bless you.
Merchant of Venice.
Antonio ( a merchant of the towne of Venice): In sooth I know not why I am so sad. you say it wearies you it wearies me. wherefore i found it caught it or came by it I know not.
Bassanio( playboy) For feck sake Antonio Methinks thou hast been too long out of the saddle. You needest to dippest thy wick on a fair comely maiden. I thinkest that me bird Portia wouldst be up for a bit of the other with thou Antonio she is always saying ummm Antonio is that a scroll he has stuck down his tights or is he just happy to see me.
Antonio: Do thou thinkest she would put it outest for me. What about ye olde threesome.
Antonio (aside): Littlest does he knowest that I am Bi and would fancy a shot at Bassanio. Ummm baby If I can catch him once upon the the bed i shall feed fat the ancient cock i bear him. The quality of sexplay is not strained. My seed droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven upon Bassanio and Portia, they will be twice blessed ( and if I take some viagra thrice and maybe fourtimes).
with apologies to Shakespeare or Bill as I used to call him.
bridget Jones Diary.
Now, look, how do you know that Arse Darcy?
Apparently, I used to run 'round naked...in his apartment.
mmm…I bet you did, you dirty bitch.
What about you? Same. Yeah.... never a stich on in Arcey Darcys house
He was a mate. We often did 3sums together
And then what?
And then, uh...nothing....decided he wanted to go solo
You don't need to protect him. He's no friend of mine the sniveling bastard.
Well, um, then... many years later...I made the somewhat catastrophic mistake...of introducing him to my fiance. And, um...I couldn't say, in all honesty, I've ever quite forgiven him. He introduced her to “eastern†positions … I ask you what’s wrong with the missionary position
God, so...he's a nasty bastard. And a bastard with a big cock & 6 pack.
Yes. Yes, I think that's fair.
Anyway, fuck him. Listen, don't let him ruin our evening.
Why don't you have some more crème de minthe...and tell me more about practicing French with a girl...with the other girls in your school...
because that's a very good story.
-It wasn't French-kissing. Just French –
Don't care. Make it up. That's an order, Jones. Miss Jones, now I am horny, how about a blowjob and a shag at my place? and maybe just a little light bondasge...I have a lovely little dungeon.
Em..I should get a taxi. But thank you for the offer.
Alan I will never look at that film in quite the same light again:O
Ps..Thanks to all for keeping this thread alive, great fun :haha:
amn you to hell woman!!!!!!!!!!!!
Scarlett drapes her body infront of Rhett..
Gives him a swift kick in the gonadds....
Scarlett: Now crawl out Bozo, cause Frankly my dear I don't give a damn!!!... 
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