Quotes of 2008..

17 Dec 2008

Dora on the virtues of candle grease... ahhhh addies a big coc would be worse than a bit of candle grease ............. wel it would be worth doing for the candle grease .... ffs:O

17 Dec 2008

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... " Sir Norman Wisdom " One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money. " Edgar Watson Howe " A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success! " Doug Larson " A harmful truth is always better then...a useful lie! " Eric Bolton "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realized that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me. " Erno Philips " I only go to work on days that don't end in a 'y'. " Robert Paul " We spend the first twelve months of our children's liv! es teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up." Phyllis Diller "Laughter is the closest distance between two people. " Victor Borge " Start every day with a smile and get it over with. " W.C. Fields " Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. " Will Rogers " Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted a whole day. " Mickey Rooney " Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work or prison. " Tim Allen " I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens. " Woody Allen " Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't. " Erica Jong " Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive. " Elbert Hubbard " Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use." Wendell Johnson " In life, it's not who you know that's important, it's how your wife found out. " Joey Adams " I've been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she'll kill me. " Henry Youngman " Have you ever noticed that ppl in favour of birth control are already born" benny Hill

18 Dec 2008

'Why dont blind people sky dive?...its scares the shit outta the guide dog's' anon.

18 Dec 2008

if you only listen to your own advice you end up talking to yourself mono

19 Dec 2008

Quote by user=dora
did i get this wrong ... i thought this thread was for quotes from the posts in 'swing' (as in individual comments ) for 2008 ??

My fault hun should have said that, but what the heck, the thread is hilarious.

23 Dec 2008

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible. Somebody in this site said that, it's not word for word but close, I love this. Now of course i need to figure out if there's any truth to it.

23 Dec 2008

An old one from the Dundalk meet n greet but it still makes me laugh rotflmao

Bi-curiousme: Hi Iâ€™m bi-curiousme. Whatâ€™s your username? Anonymous: Oh Iâ€™m not actually a member of the site. Bi-curiousme: :O

24 Dec 2008

that was your fault :giggle:

12 Jan 2009

"Hi ya hun, do u want to lick my pork sword" said to me in the chat room one night :doh:

13 Jan 2009

anonymous whispers: do u mind if i whisper?

13 Jan 2009

lol yeah donna thats a classic :-)