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Sex God
Q1. whoa jayasus holy mother mary god woo hoo weeeeee.
Q2 as hotcorkcpl said, to support the paper.
Ok, question for the ladies,
Whats the secret to making a souffle that wont collapse?
Quote by user=makemyday0126
Q1. whoa jayasus holy mother mary god woo hoo weeeeee.
Q2 as hotcorkcpl said, to support the paper.
Ok, question for the ladies,
Whats the secret to making a souffle that wont collapse?
Freeze your egg whites then defrost, use a whisk to blend ingredients, produces a fantastic souffle, but golden rule make, do not open the oven door to check your souffle is rising!!!!
When a group of men are together, what do you REALLY talk about?
Sex God
...we Lie as at times its the handiest thing to do.
Question 1: there is a big difference between a man cumming and a man having an orgasm. and like with women it takes a good woman to bring it out, but not something they control either, lol.
When a man cums he shoots, he scores, then reaches for the remote control. (cumming)
When a man orgasms it starts like he is cumming but then just changes, it feels like he is just going to explode from within, then it runs through his body like volts, till it goes back to his cock and wallop. he just collapes with his legs shaking like a bag of jelly beans on the floor in an earthquake.
Then he has to ask u to pass the remote control for the tv coz his legs have no power at all,
2; And the folding legs while reading the newspaper, that is just to prove to women that men can multitask, pmsl
Sex God
Great description babychicks, i must say yer fairly bob on there there are two distinctly different 'fella getting rocks off' events.
Well, have you ever been stuck in a car journey and bustin for a pee. It goes on for ever and you can't hold on any longer. Your goin to wet yourself but you just manage to hold on. You get out of the car beside a public toilet and can hardly walk without leaking some but you manage to get to the cubical and feel relief comin only to find that the toilet is occupied. You cross your legs in desperation. The door opens and someone comes out but before you get in someone else brushes past and takes locks the door. Your about to pee yourself. your desperate but you must hold on. You can't move or you'll wet yourself. Eventullay the door opens you rush in, pull down your flies and manage to let go just in time before wetting yourself. What an intenst relief.
Well its about a zillion times better than that but the lead up is much more fun....
As for the crossing of the legs...you know how guys like to have their balls gently carressed..well if theyes no one else we might as well DIY.
