I hope this is the problem page. Well here goes... I too am addicted to sex. I could ride for Ireland. Every woman I see I imagine them naked (i mean every woman)I dream of rubbing custard all over there bodies and eating every last bit...yummm, but thats not the problem-It's my brother-He's a Man United fan =It's soo embarassing-how can I form a relationship with a woman with a brother like that...The Shame
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I hope this is the problem page. Well here goes... I too am addicted to sex. I could ride for Ireland. Every woman I see I imagine them naked (i mean every woman)I dream of rubbing custard all over there bodies and eating every last bit...yummm, but thats not the problem-It's my brother-He's a Man United fan =It's soo embarassing-how can I form a relationship with a woman with a brother like that...The Shame
Yes indeed it is a problem page and welcome, unfortunately we trying to deal with the drunken hussy above you, but never fear we shall return to sort out your problem.
Dear Dora & Doctor GK
it is so embarrassing, but during sex I have been known to get a fit of the giggles, sometimes during cunnilingus I get hick-ups & when riding have been know to go weak at the knees ... is it terminal ... is there any hope ... is there a cure ... will a rub of the relic really help
Well Alan as an amateur Gynaecologist ( i am not qualified but willing to look into it) I am probably not best person to ask. However my advice is to lay off the beans take yourself in hand and Pull yourself together. Tough love i know but u might enjoy it now leave quickly before i take the whip out and really show u the meaning of tough love.
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Mr MuldernTcell thank you for the advise, it was nice to finally get an opinion as prof Golden & Dr Dora seem to have been neglecting their doctor duties.
Mr Mulder you did not state if this course of treatment was once, twice ot three times daily:P...
obviously for a complete recover it is essential I have such information regarding trreatmetn & a successful outcome.
thanks for the detailed description ... now 6 times daily ... should I set my alarm clock to wake me during the nite or is it OK to abstain form the medication while I am asleep ... I would be worried that non adherence to the plan could result in a relapse... although the possibiility of a house call from Dr Dora is enough to make me miss a beat....
think you meant miss a stroke alan but we will leave that aside.
Yes by all means set alarm. Losing sleep will only prolong your symptoms and allow hair hand syndrome to set in ( you already checked didnt you) no unless you are nocturnal there is no need to do the treatments at nite. Whatever works for you think we have to send Dora round to show to do it properly.
Thank you for your detailed consultation, I can feel an improvement already, although the odd giggle does escape now and them.
Last night I dreamnt (at least I think it was a dream) I was being probed all over and yet I got no pleasure from it ... when I awoke there was a burning cigarette by the bed, a call me message from an Agent Scully and on the lawn a leprauchan knitting a sweater from industrial strength knicker elastic .... are my sugar levels low or should I stop taking the blue pills I found by my bed....
Firstly stop taking blue pills or the damned thing will be permanently erect and no one will be able to go near you. As your case is so severe will be sending Dora round to administer hourly enemas. The last thing you will see is leperchauns more likely to see Dora attaching hose to kitchen tap while giggling manically. Be afraid be very afraid.
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Dora stop mixing business with pleasure. You have a job to do what are you friend or enema. Pull yourself together as opposed to pulling Alan or you will get the sack.
I think it is my sack she is pulling ... and you know what they say about friends and enemas ... keeps your friends at hand reach and your enemas closer ...psml...Dora will you be wearing the nurses outfit I like
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I am beginning to have serious misgivings bout you 2. Beginning to sound like an episode of Veternarians Hospital. Tune in Next time when you will hear Dr Dora say " Is that a Syringe in your pocket Alan or are you just happy to see me".
Veternarians Hospital ... MrM you know the rules... no mention of animals allowed on the site.
but now you mention it I am having a problem with a hairy muff and fur balls ...
Well Goldenknicks remain on the bed I am coming to examine you. You need an indepth probing and just wait till u see my thermometer. I hope you dont make it pop cause you r so hot. Will need to bring your temperature down slowly, could be an all nite job, pass me the rubber gloves and the lube !!!!!!!!!!!!.
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I am afraid I must disagree with my learned colleague, Alan wobbly knee means knee replacement, I would also recommend cock replacement however medical science hasnt advanced that far yet. I thingk we should have our HEAD nurse sister Goldenknicks get on her knees and see if she cant get your knees to stiffen up and if anything else comes up well she can stiffen that too ( she may have to reduce the swelling, how she does that is up to her). As she is doing that I have a swelling which I would like her to investigate too( ummm Goldenknicks another XXX File)
Then its lucky that I am one the few physicians who still do house calls. Open wide and say Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Goldenknicks I am on my way (I would say i am cumming for you but i dont want to be premature). Dr Dora has hands and other things full with Alan and we dont want to be spread too thin do we.
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4 balls, hairy palms,wobbelly knee syndrome, and a cock transplant... what is to become of me .... will I ever recover...how long will it take to recover ... will I ever be the same again...it sounds like I am in need of intensive medical attention from Drs Dora & Goldenknicks and Nurse Tcell .... will Professor Maulder be supervising the treatment plan... i have great faith in the skill and abilities of the SHE (swing health executive)... and in time I am sure I will be a new man
Dear Dora and GK
Just received this text:
"I want you. I shall seek and find you. I shall take u 2 bed & have my way with you. I will make u ache, shake & sweat till u moan and groan. I will make u beg 4 mercy. I will exhaust u 2 the point that u will be relieved when I'm finished with you & you will be weak for days. All my love, Swine Flu xxx."
Do you think this girl is serious? How did she get my number? And she has a rather odd name, don't you think? I'm confused.
Bull :high-smile:
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Dear Dora and GK
Just received this text:
"I want you. I shall seek and find you. I shall take u 2 bed & have my way with you. I will make u ache, shake & sweat till u moan and groan. I will make u beg 4 mercy. I will exhaust u 2 the point that u will be relieved when I'm finished with you & you will be weak for days. All my love, Swine Flu xxx."
Do you think this girl is serious? How did she get my number? And she has a rather odd name, don't you think? I'm confused.
Bull :high-smile:
Do not be confused Bull, be happy, very, very happy...
Did you know that a piggy's orgasm lasts for a whole, whopping 30 mins!!!!!!! yes that is correct 30 mins!!
Now imagine you and her, bedded down in the old mud, and you induce a mammoth orgasm!
Word of warning though Bull, do ask permisson from the Farmer:small-print::grin:
Yours Dora, Golden and Muldern..
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I would like to disassociate myself from the previous post as I cannot condone Beastiality in any of its forms (leave the poor furry creatures alone). Bull if u must interfere with something of an animal nature we can send Dora round dressed in sheepskin coat. Hope this helps.
Thanks Mulder, that'll be good. Please ask her to bring at least two bottles of Jack too.
Bull. :high-smile:
Padds i am afraid you have succumbed to hairy hand syndrome, this is a by product of too much self abuse. I would suggest that you find some one of the appropriate sex and have them attend to your needs, however perverted and kinky they are. If they are particularly kinky Dr Dora may be interested in observing your particular kink.( theres a bottle of JD in it for you). As to your failing eyesight, The old question Can I do it till I need glasses applies--- You have now stop before you go blind. Ps thats not bleach on the floor its semen and doesnt work well as a floor cleaner.
