padds my man u got a bananna too u naughty boy, hehe
MMMMMMMMM ME WANT BAANAANAAS :taz:
bananas, 92 cent, tesco , fine size ones they are too
Only knock at the door DorA was environmental health, I AM BEING CHARGED FOR LITTERING THE STREETS:upset:
Dora ffs don't you know there's a recession on. I'm looking for discount.......Um, do you accept gin?
FOR SALE: 1 x camel, two humps, likes beer (not Jack Daniels), brand new, only one owner (little old lady who only rode it to church on Sundays).:uhoh:
Price onco, please forward payment directly to Dora. :thumbup:
Two humps ???
That's more than you get with most guys - I'll take it!
I hope the Athlone Garda remember to get that camel to me, sitting here waiting on a good ride - again.
Dear Young Scientist Girl
"Boy Wonder" is lying, of course. Forget about him.
I won't promise to take you anywhere specific, but I guarantee you'll enjoy the ride. And there will be loads of empirical evidence of our mutual enjoyment that we can spend time analysing and evaluating.
:mrgreen:
Regards,
Bull.
Dear Young Scientist Girl
I would caution you to be extremely wary of any advice you receive from Offally or Dora; when they are not hitting the Jack Daniels they can usually be found pole dancing to raise funds for new underwear, and by the time they get around to answering letters they are not in any state to do so reliably. And Offally still owes me her address, and a reverse cowgirl extravaganza. I'm thinking of hiring an attorney but can't afford one what with all the toys Boo's been buying herself. As for the camel, that is all hearsay.
Kind regards,
Bull.
PS: I'll give you a lot more than 15 minutes.
just wanted to check if it was safe to come back in from cold. hope u got camel back bull UPS said they would deliver it ok. As for boos sex toys if she needs a hand test driving them i am available. As to advise i will quote polonius from hamlet " neither a borrower nor a lender be" here endeth the first lesson TTFN and have lots of sex lifes too short, Mulder
Dear Dora and everyone else who knows me:upset:
I finaly plucked up the courage to tip-toe up to Bull's house last night , with the intention of quietly slipping my address through his door, then scurrying off to hide in the bushes..
Dora it was horrendous!!!!! The door was ripped open, ( I mean ripped ) by a tall slinky blonde , wearing very little I can tell you..
She yanked me in by the knickers ( I went prepared Dora just incase he was free ) and she began screaming at me, 'Is it you woman causing my Bull's night-sweats, his inconherent ramblings in the shower?????' Oh Dora I was sooooooooo scared her eyes were red with the rages, and the pain was unbearable ( she still hand my best frilies in her hand )..I have a terrible wedgie hun, still applying sudocream...
Eventualy I thought to shout 'oh look Boo there is a cock behind you, she let go of her grip,turned around and I fell out the door, I kept to the boreens Dora and finaly made it home:upset:
Dora is this a lost cause hun?
Is Bull playing hard to get?
Is the wife really mad? ( I mean how many women open the door at night in a Nuns habit? )..
Do I need protection?
Help me Dora please!!!!!!!!!!!
Goldenknicksxxxxxxx
Think I have a case to go to the Camel Ombudsman:
I sent liberal quantities of wine and Jack Daniels to purchase a camel for retraining in the Cork Academy of Funny Fekcers - said camel has not arrived in the predicted 28 days from receipt of payment and I am led to believe that it is being held against it's will and made to perform strange antics with a Bull .
Could you advise if a written agreement on a website chat forum stands up to legal scrutiny or do I have to pursue this through the Small Claims Court - or do I simply have to hire a hitman, take out the Bull and hijack my own camel???
I leave this in your knowing hands and will hold off the Wikipedia search for a Bull Hitman just for now!
Anxious Funny Fekcer in Cork
The Bull arrived in South Africa over the last weekend!
There's a 55 year old camel with 3 humps lurking to pounce in the Kilkenny area!
Sweet lord above Dora, you better sort this lot out, Addies is on her way back from her trip to LA....
Hide the camel, pay the feckin fines, put her good knickers back in the drawer, replace the Jack Daniels, un-tie Boo!!!! on second thoughts leave her, Addie may want to play with ( sorry sort ) her out, get Marie to kidnap the Judge, Mulder will help, when the aliens have stopped probing him..
I warned you Dora weeks ago, when the botox and cement set hun, and the chest was inflated to a whopping 48 dd she would return, omg would you listen no:eeek::eeek:
You ran around after Bull like a Kerryman with a new sheep, like a virgin in a car factory be warned Dora there will trouble ahead...:uhoh::uhoh:
Pahhhhh Muldern many a probing I took on a dark night, did I run to therapy, no! I embraced those aliens and enjoyed it all....
psssssssst whens the probing?
Ummm when can u FIT us in offally. Have probe in hand (they wont let me into this restaurant again, no really waiter i am really a health inspector and this is my thermometer for checking the temp of the meat no there are no numbers on it they were rubbed off too much use)
So the when and where is up to you offally but lets not have too dark of a nite or the probe might go where no probe has gone before lol :evil2: :taz:
Dear Dora...
WHEN YOU FINALY DRAG YOUR ASS OUT OF BED CAN YOU HELP PLEASE...
MuldernTcell have gone crazy again, they are wondering the countryside with probes, scaring the wits out of the locals, apparently Cavan had to be evacuated and the National Guards, aided by fighter pilots from the US ( crosses legs and goes..yummmmm)..
It looks like a Sate of Emergency Dora, women and men are leaving their homes and flocking to the latest probing sites, bairns are going unfed, cattle left wondering when the next feed is due..
DORA DO SOMETHING !!!!!!!!!!
GK....I think Dora is on her way to Cavan....she keeps saying she's in need of a good probing lol.