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Please help ... sometimes I laugh during sex ... can't help it ... an image flashes thru my brain as to what an alien would think if it saw a cple in the "missionary position" ... hairt arse, swing balls, legs akimbo ... surely mother nature was having a laugh, when deciding this is how we should pro creat!!!
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I heard the two husseys got struck down with mexican swine flu while trying to take a shortcdut home through mexico city
.......I'll get the quarantine kit ready.
.......I'll get the quarantine kit ready. Quote by user=BullAndBoo
Addies was gonna marry me, but then she disappeard.
Now I've gotta go find her in a cave in Cavan, and I'm scared of strap-ons, and Cavan for that matter! :scared:
Bull. :sticky:
I heard you left her before the wedding, and she had to go into therapy, reason why she is in a cave in Cavan:upset:
Yous should find a white a big white shiny horse and ride into Cavan and rescue her:happy:
Where is Cavan:uhoh:
>>>Bull climbs out of his favourite armchair and puts away the gin>>>
Dora!!, Where is Cavan, where is this cave exactly, and I need to know the exact measurements of Lildick's strap-on! :uhoh:
Oh and does anyone have a big white horse to lend me? A shiny one (how do you make a horse shiny??)
:-?
Boo, if I don't come back you'll find my last will and testament at the bottom of the "drawer of shame", under the ciggies, condoms, gin bottle, and your toy collection. It's very simple, you get everything, except my boxers, you can give those to Silky. 
Dear Dora.
Please help, because I don't know what to do.
I got home from shopping yesterday to find a camel and a very dodgy-looking white horse (some of its white bits were suspiciously shiny) in our garden.
hwoar: I opened our front door to ask what the fuck was going on, but Bull was in his favourite armchair, gin in hand, frowning and drawing plans I can't make sense of on the back of a napkin, muttering things about banana trees and dildos.
Now, knowing our household, this is not too out of the ordinary.:P Bull still insists he's married to Nicole Kidman, ffs.
I have two problems, though:
1. The bloody animals have not only wrecked what was left of the garden, they have also now started chewing on my cock pic collection... I mean the cock pic collection I keep for a friend.
They're not mine, I swear. But my friend will get really upset if she gets her cock picks back with horse and camel tooth marks all over them.:fuckinghell:
2. Have you ever seen the size of a horse dump?:scared:
Or a camel's one?:scared::scared:
Who is going to pick all this up when they leave, I ask you?:taz:
Advice will be much appreciated.:undecided:
Boo.
I got home from shopping yesterday to find a camel and a very dodgy-looking white horse (some of its white bits were suspiciously shiny) in our garden.hwoar: I opened our front door to ask what the fuck was going on, but Bull was in his favourite armchair, gin in hand, frowning and drawing plans I can't make sense of on the back of a napkin, muttering things about banana trees and dildos.
Now, knowing our household, this is not too out of the ordinary.:P Bull still insists he's married to Nicole Kidman, ffs. I have two problems, though:
1. The bloody animals have not only wrecked what was left of the garden, they have also now started chewing on my cock pic collection... I mean the cock pic collection I keep for a friend. They're not mine, I swear. But my friend will get really upset if she gets her cock picks back with horse and camel tooth marks all over them.:fuckinghell:
2. Have you ever seen the size of a horse dump?:scared:
Or a camel's one?:scared::scared:
Who is going to pick all this up when they leave, I ask you?:taz:
Advice will be much appreciated.:undecided:
Boo. Well now, Addies is rescued and Lildick is dead! Buried under a pile of bananas and dildos. :grin:
Unfortunately after a night of passion with me and Boo she absconded, taking all of, er, Boo's friend's cock pics with her. She left a note saying sorry she had to leave so soon, but she was late for an orgy in Marseilles. :dry:
BOO met said person at orgy in marseilles. last time i hang out with french football team saw cock pics last time i saw them they were in the possesion of a certain french footballer who used to play for arsenal but now plies his trade in spain. he may be in london on wednesday and you might be able to retrieve the pics,
regards mulder.
dont ask me how i know these things "the truth is out there" :taz:
Hmmmmmmm Muldern seems old Addies was busy, I spoke to her via telepathy this am and she asked me to let Boo know that the pics are going down a treat, infact she is holding a question and ans day with the French Rugby squad around 2 today
She also wishes to thank Bull for enabling her escape and the wonderful night in yor place, but can she have her best knickers back?
She also wishes to thank Bull for enabling her escape and the wonderful night in yor place, but can she have her best knickers back? noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dora how could you i am going to hunt you down drag you to the desert stake u out over an anthill and smear honey in the appropriate places then kick the anthill. who knows you might enjoy it. They're coming to take me away ha ha he he ho ho.:taz:
