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Quote by user=BullAndBoo
Girls, girls, don't fret. Poor Bull found himself chained to the bedum... a little busy at the time he was due to be at yours. Threestars' jaw will make it to Friday
eye:, when she's leaving for a weekend cycling trip in Galway. :rascal:
I feckin told you to avoid these two!!!
Like what the hell, tied to a bed!! and cycling in Galway, like who goes to Galway???
Dora I think three stars is telling porkies, should we go round and check Bull is okay, wear your best knickers hun, ya neve rknow our luck!'
Quote by user=dora
jez .. they are coming to galway????.. ( dora tidies the house in extra quick time and looks for nicest knickers that looks clean )
God you are sooooooooooo shallow Dora!!!
Poor Bull tied to a bed, and you are getting ready to bed three stars...shame on you I say...
psssssssst if she is hot ring me:grin:
Dearest Addies and Dora
I had a small operation to my bollocks on Wednesday; had some small cysts removed. Now I'm feeling all miserable and sorry for myself because Boo is away for the weekend and my balls are sore.:cry:
I'm not sure what you can do for me; I just need some sympathy and cheering up. 
Orgasminator
:Pbloody hell its a bad week for bolloxs:thumbup: try using an ice bag its working for my bruised knackers ,u lucky they were small i thought i got 3 balls :crazy:
Quote by user=BullAndBoo
Dearest Addies and Dora
I had a small operation to my bollocks on Wednesday; had some small cysts removed. Now I'm feeling all miserable and sorry for myself because Boo is away for the weekend and my balls are sore.:cry:
I'm not sure what you can do for me; I just need some sympathy and cheering up.
Aw poor Bull jump in a taxi come round to ours' , we have a wee plastic ring Dora uses when her piles play up, few Jack Daniels in ya, bit of tlc and who knows what could happen:smoke:
If not... a bath of ice:dunno:
Thanks Addies; I'm sure the Jack D 
, combined with these rather fantastic pain pills I've been prescribed :crazy: and your and Dora's tlc :smitten: will make for a fabulous evening!!
Tussey, I take it you had something done too ? I've had these sebacious cysts for about twenty years, and in 2002, when I wanted the vasectomy (just posted about that on the other thread), the doctor asks me in an offhand way about them and how long I've had them etc. but doesn't say anthing else. Until....I'm on the feckin table and he's snipping away, he suddenly, out of the blue asks, do you want me to make the cut a bit bigger and remove these? Do this day I still don't know why I said no, I could have had it done then, but the best explanation I can think of is....I just wasn't expecting it. Surely he could have told me beforehand if he knew it was possible to remove them in the same op?
Probably I'm just a twit :violin:
, combined with these rather fantastic pain pills I've been prescribed :crazy: and your and Dora's tlc :smitten: will make for a fabulous evening!!
Tussey, I take it you had something done too ? I've had these sebacious cysts for about twenty years, and in 2002, when I wanted the vasectomy (just posted about that on the other thread), the doctor asks me in an offhand way about them and how long I've had them etc. but doesn't say anthing else. Until....I'm on the feckin table and he's snipping away, he suddenly, out of the blue asks, do you want me to make the cut a bit bigger and remove these? Do this day I still don't know why I said no, I could have had it done then, but the best explanation I can think of is....I just wasn't expecting it. Surely he could have told me beforehand if he knew it was possible to remove them in the same op?
Probably I'm just a twit :violin: Orgasminator
:Pyip poor old bag opened again think this is the 4th lump chopped off plus the snip ,and even worse im going back in at end off the month to have a camera shoved up my pipes :O but i suppose better safe than sorry but dreading the thought of it :borg::eeek:
Quote by user=addiesfun
'Dora, do you think he is okay, he claims he has swollen painful balls, but... he is doing the shagging dance, does he raid the drinkies cupboard when *** is away riding around Ireland?'
Yes, he does >>>>pours himself another triple gin>>>> and these painkillers are some seriously powerful shit :evil2:
Dear Addies and Dora.
I have a problem. When Bull and I spoke on the phone earlier, he sounded really happy, kept muttering something about painkillers and Jack Daniels. :undecided: Who is this Jack Daniels, anyway? :-?
Could you possibly tell me what's going on? He's supposed to take it easy this weekend after a small operation he had a few days ago ffs, that's why he sent me to Galway.
Now, if Jack Daniels is visiting him, I don't mind, but if Jack intends to suck Bull's cock I'm worried the action might prolong his recovery time. :O Bull being out of action for a few days is a terrible thing for me (though my jaw is rather grateful).
Should I get worried?
Regards
Boo.
Regards
Boo. 
hmmmmm....Jack, can't wait to taste him. >>>>>>Bull pours another gin because Addies hasn't arrived with the Jack D yet; Where are you Addies??>>>>>>>
:love::love::love::love::love::love::love::love::rascal:
I told her to leave me some; Addies said you took all of her's Dora 
Sorry Bull, Boo gave me wrong directions to your place and I ended up in a local monastery what happened next is:censored:
'Oh listen Bull , Dora is telling porkies, Dora doesn't have four wardrobes of lingerie, she carries them around in a Tesco bag:bs: and don't worry I made copies of all your pics, before and after the little op, god you should try ice hun, or maybe not:lick:'
That's ok darling Addies. I had a marvellous hallucination; Nicole Kidman was rubbing soothing lotion onto my aching balls with one hand, and feeding me sips of gin with the other. :grin:
Boo says that she and Dora were out fund-raising for your court case :small-print: all night but she hasn't given any further details of exactly how they were doing that. ;)
This just in to the Problem Page inbox:
"Dear Addies and Dora,
I am a good-looking 32 year old straight male, and have been on the site for three months. I have had one meet in that time, with a single female. Well let me tell you what happened. I had gone to a lot of trouble to set up my profile, and because I don't have any good photos of myself, I used some of the highest quality pics that I could find on the internet of people who look like me. I am 5'1" (I put 5'11" on the profile, my finger slipped and an extra 1 went in, and I forgot to change it),15 stone, muscular, athletic build, I mean what's there not to like?
So this girl really liked the look of me and we arranged to meet. She wanted to cam first but unfortunately my cam broke that morning and I haven't had a chance to fix it yet. So she arrives and man is she lovely. I could immediately tell that she was smitten with me (I have a way with the ladies, did I mention that? I can lick a girl for hours and keep her cumming the entire time, no problem). It was so obvious from the way she kept looking at her watch and glancing desperately around her that she couldn't wait to drag me to her bed, but I was playing it very cool, I like to make the ladies wait. I was busy telling her about what I just told you, you know the cumming thing, and she excused herself to go to the ladies (now you tell me she wasn't going in there to play with herself, ha ha). But then shortly after she comes out her mobile rings, and SHIT it's a close friend, another friend has been in a car accident and she's wanted urgently at the hospital. I offered to go with her, I mean once she saw the friend was ok we could have gone back to my place, and I don't have a car so it would have all worked out nicely, but I think she must have been too upset to hear me because she left very quickly. I tried to follow her but she must have been running very fast.
My problem is; I've since sent her 28 PMs and 87 text messages (I just counted them). She mentioned at one stage what street she lives in, I have walked up and down trying to find her to see if she's ok. I'm really worried about her, I mean why would she just disappear like that. Do you think I should tell the Guards? It's also clear that someone else is using her profile on the site because all the messages were read, but there's been no reply.
Please help.
Yours,
Pumplikefuck
'Dora pass me that letter hun, middle of the pile, from Spacylacy, something very fishy is going on here'..
Dear Dora and Addies,
I truly need some advice , a few weeks ago I turned up to meet a guy, he insisted he was 5ft 11, single and lived alone.. he also takled about his wonderful oral abilities, well whats a girl to do? I duly arranged to meet at his..
On arriving, it took about 15 mins for the door to open, by an old lady, who it transpired was his home-help!!!!!!!!!!!, she shuffled off up the hall, and he appeared, oh I was shocked Dora and Addies, he was all of 5ft and did not resemble Tom Cruise in any way!!!!!!!!!!..
He sort of bundled me into the sitting room, I didn't want to appear bad mannerd, but lord he was drooling and flicking his tongue like a snake on crack cocaine..
So I asked to use his toilet, he insisted the old lady show me the way, it took her 20 minutes to get upstairs infront of me, meanwhile he was calling , telling me to hurry up, as he had put on some of his favourite records, by the way girls, who is Dicky Rock????
I rang my bessie mate, and she called me back, I know it sounds awful, but I told him my friend was in hospital..
He kept insisting that he come with me, and was roaring at the poor old lady to get his over-coat, so girls I just ran, I ran for hours, for fear he would follow...
Anyway he is now bombarding me with texts and mails, and I am convinced he is walking up and down outside my home, and listen!! last week my flatmate insists she saw an old lady on a zimmer-frame, shuffling past, while a guy in a taxi roared at her from a mega-phone..
Addies and Dora should I call the guards???
Please help, I am eating my knickers with the nerves..
Spacylacy
Hands Dora a large one and settles beside the fire...
'Well..well Dora I do declare there is something fishy in the air, a postman told me he saw **** going into the post-office yesterday, followed by *** a few mins later, now what we need is a sample of their hand writing, lets throw a little party, send them both an invite .hmmm either that hun or pumpers name is Richard...
Dear Dora,
I need help, serious help and you are just the woman, please take the time to read my problem, I know you are a busy lady but I have no-one to turn to.
A few years ago Dora I got hooked on lingerie, it has now gotten to the stage I may have to move house to accomodate my collection or at least knock into the neighbours bedroom..
It has also gotten to the stage where the bairns are surviving on supervalue crisps and cheap cola to feed my addiction, oh their little faces at meal times it breaks my heart, until I slip into my silkies of course.... eases the pain a little.
I did try going cold turkey a few times, and tried cheap brands (shudders at the memory)but quickly reverted back to my old ways..
Passing lingerie shops is a nightmare, I am drawn in like a human magnet, Dora what can I do???
Please help:cry:
Think I may have just the solution to your troubles, being in the lingerie trade myself.
With great discounts for mail order and a huge range of lovely silky frillies, you can feed your addiction cheaply and your bairns - properly Remember, your bairns are the ones who choose the OAPs home you go into when you can't choose for yourself anymore!!
:haha:
With great discounts for mail order and a huge range of lovely silky frillies, you can feed your addiction cheaply and your bairns - properly Remember, your bairns are the ones who choose the OAPs home you go into when you can't choose for yourself anymore!!
:haha:
