Phrases that make you want to tear your hair out..

6 Jan 2010

I was chatting to a friend earlier, she is also a swinger, we were discussing the prattish terms people use about themselves re sex, she had me in stitches with her comments... The only one that really sets my teeth on the grind, and was said to be me by a guy who used to be a fuck buddy, was 'Hun I'm a lover not a fighter':violin: Like wtf he was supposed to be a grown man rolleyes

6 Jan 2010

prob thing that does it for me personally is the opening line in chat or on profile, where they insist on informing you how attractive/very good looking they are sad

is this a swing site or a model agency??? then again, each to their own ;)

6 Jan 2010

"Any fun lately?"
It's been the bane of chatrooms as long as I've been using them - especially when it comes from strangers or folks you wouldn't have mixed with before.
Whether or not fun has been had lately - what the f**k?? Whose business is it, but my own? I always ignore the question/questioner until they get their head out of their ars*!!

6 Jan 2010

Once on a bad meet the other person said and i quote: " I have great feet, watch!" put my runners on and excuse the pun "Legged it"

6 Jan 2010

you should have left him to 'love' himself!!

Lol...love he actualy did love himself, he used to whinge to me when women didn't reply to his mails:grin::grin:
Another one 'Hun are you capable of thinking outside the box, like me'..
:mad:I don't live in a bloody god damn box:mad:

6 Jan 2010

'I want to take you over the edge with my tongue':scared: Mountain or road:scared:

6 Jan 2010

:giggle:well...I have to say, I wouldnt mind taking Virgo over the edge...of .. a bed...or a table...or a....I better get outa here bolt

6 Jan 2010

the worst thing that makes me cringe is when guys say what are looking for? What do you bloody well think lol

6 Jan 2010

Quote by user=Baileys
prob thing that does it for me personally is the opening line in chat or on profile, where they insist on informing you how attractive/very good looking they are
is this a swing site or a model agency???
then again, each to their own ;)

Mrbaileys I agree like wdf
hi I am a very attractive blahhhhhhhhhh blahhhhhhhhhh :sleeping:
oh and the other one 'what you lookin for' or 'what you into' to which I would nearly always say body mutilation :P it normally gets rid of them fairly pronto blink

6 Jan 2010

Quote by user=Amberx
oh and the other one 'what you lookin for' or 'what you into' to which I would nearly always say body mutilation :P it normally gets rid of them fairly pronto

Oh thank God someone else said this, I was beginning to think I was some form of mutant for hating this question.

7 Jan 2010

or the not so new line.. what are you guys up to?? (later, tonight or this weekend??? (delete as appropriate))...... up to our necks listening to bullsh*t artists!!!! ...... (would prob be the truest or closest to the truth reply sad

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7 Jan 2010

what about "is that good" ... or "is it in"

7 Jan 2010

Or the 'have you met anyone from here yet?' :doh: and 'where are you from' again these are the ones that are obviously allergic to reading profiles :kick:

7 Jan 2010

All time favourite... 'Someone told me I look 34'..... rolleyes

er okay mate , was she carrying a white stick:roll:

7 Jan 2010

Quote by user=Virgogirl
All time favourite...
'Someone told me I look 34'.....
er okay mate , was she carrying a white stick:roll:

lol lol lol the funny thing is the people who feel they need to tell you there attractive or younglooking are usually not wat they purport to be at all...

7 Jan 2010

Quote by user=Virgogirl
All time favourite...
'Someone told me I look 34'.....
er okay mate , was she carrying a white stick:roll:

I am sure with good light & with enough alcohol we could all look 34... :evil2: ... maybe it was a comment on your bust size ... bolt

and at least he was trying to be nice, something in short supply on here sometimes...

7 Jan 2010

I actually thought Virgo was 32A bolt

8 Jan 2010

Yeah, always get asked "What you into?" "Trainspotting" usually goes down well as a reply biggrin

8 Jan 2010

Or "Yes i`m bi" and if asked will they suck cock before getting near pussy? They disapear as quick as a jack russell down a rabbit hole lol

8 Jan 2010

Who is this Jack Russell and why is he practising on poor defenceless bunnies.

8 Jan 2010

30 second attention span I am afraid LB. Just be grateful sex lasts longer.

8 Jan 2010

Its probably the way you tease them to the edge you little sex machine you.

8 Jan 2010

what you into ...................knitting and bridge:giggle: and the worst had to be - i was with a guy and half way thru deed he asked me seriously " well am i better than ****** in bed" 1 - how the fuck did he know who i wasz with before him - and 2 - what a fucking question to ask anyone needless to say i never met him again - and he still wonders why :giggle:

8 Jan 2010

If it happens again Slap him on back of head. Shout "Concentrate" at him and when he finishes hand him piece of paper with 1 and half out of ten written on it. Tell him that is for turning up. kick his ass out at this point and tell him you have to ring a fuckbuddy to come finish the job properly.

8 Jan 2010

Quote by user=longjon
I actually thought Virgo was 32A

:cry::cry::cry:

8 Jan 2010

Ah Virgo come to my cave I will comfort you.

8 Jan 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
Ah Virgo come to my cave I will comfort you.

Sniff, sniff they are actualy 36 b Mulder..sniff...sniff....

8 Jan 2010

'Could you take your socks off'? 'No hun my feet are cold' rolleyes

'Get your fookin socks off now, or get out of the damn bed'!:mad:

8 Jan 2010

So Stockings are OK in bed but Socks are not...:crazy::doh: dunno

well she can wear socks in my bed...

9 Jan 2010

Nothing worse than a bloke or woman with socks on while shagging, seriously how fecking lazy can you get???