Phrases that make you want to tear your hair out..

9 Jan 2010

My pet hate is when a bloke is behind you going at it for all he is worth while telling you to "take it bitch"!!!! Ok first off take what? the only thing i can feel is your bony pelvis banging off my ass! And secondly,who the hell are you calling "bitch"? Gobshites:taz:

9 Jan 2010

In the middle of cumming. 'Did you cum yet?':mad: Or the guy on cam, who cums first then says 'okay hun it's your turn Like wtf I already bloody did, how could you not notice:mad:

9 Jan 2010

Quote by user=Virgogirl
Or the guy on cam, who cums first then says
'okay hun it's your turn

Thats just rude, they should make sure the lady comes first:haha:

28 Apr 2010

customers who walk up to you and say ' I hate to see you idle '

29 Apr 2010

what i realy realy hate is when the 2 sheets of toilet paper dont line up does my head in am i alone on this 1 :P its not finished till the paper work is done

29 Apr 2010

Bonny Clyde, thats easy fixed, just unroll the outer sheet and everything will line up after.:grin: I just wish other things were as easily fixed

29 Apr 2010

what i realy realy hate is when the 2 sheets of toilet paper dont line up does my head in am i alone on this 1

You not a scruncher then:uhoh:

29 Apr 2010

Ok 'Going Forward' 'Thinking outside the box' Recessionary times' 'Hedge funds' 'Team Player' I hate all them Business acronyms.......grrrr

29 Apr 2010

& now the business news ... The earlier news items were all about business ... Do we really need more bad news

Quote by user=Titan79
Ok
'Going Forward'
'Thinking outside the box'
Recessionary times'
'Hedge funds'
'Team Player'
I hate all them Business acronyms.......grrrr

29 Apr 2010

It's on the long finger...

29 Apr 2010

being on the ball

29 Apr 2010

It may never happen.

30 Apr 2010

Could be worse!!!! or "God is good" or God works in mysterious ways" FFS - thank god for cos now we have broken those bastards power! (Getting caught I should say)

30 Apr 2010

Liverpool lost again last night...

30 Apr 2010

The normal state of a football supporter is depressed Alan. Because no matter how many times your team wins they will eventually lose. No matter what highs they take you to they will inevitably let you down. Thats paraphrasing Hick Hornby from his book about supporting Arsenal. The only thing is with the eternal optimism of a football supporter we all believe it will be better next season.

30 Apr 2010

Quote by user=Knocknagow
Could be worse!!!! or "God is good" or God works in mysterious ways" FFS - thank god for cos now we have broken those bastards power! (Getting caught I should say)

Knock my ex mother in law used to say "god is good" all the time...is it any wonder i couldnt get away from her son quick enough bolt

:haha:

30 Apr 2010

a finger in every pie

30 Apr 2010

mmmmmmmmmmmm I like pie! you are'nt seeing the big picture not forgetting the hand movements associated with

30 Apr 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
mmmmmmmmmmmm I like pie!
you are'nt seeing the big picture

maybe i'm not looking for the big one!!!!

30 Apr 2010

Would a medium ...........er picture do so??????? what goes round comes round (karma is too slow and sometimes needs a nudge)

30 Apr 2010

stew in own juice .... medium & round be perfect fit for frame

30 Apr 2010

nice snug fit mmmmmmmmmm sorry where was I. we are all in this together (usually uttered by someone who has screwed up and wants to share the blame)

30 Apr 2010

A lost ball in the high weeds (someone who does not know what they are doing) nice and snug mmmmmmmmmmmulder

30 Apr 2010

snug -----does that appeal???? I know what you are going through

30 Apr 2010

A Dose Of Oneâ€™s Own Medicine Â» (the bad thing one does to others happens to oneself...)

1 May 2010

This one cracks me up "Want to pop around now ? I am in Galway/Tipp/Dublin.............. ok send the jet so because we are in Kerry ..........................

1 May 2010

and where do you see yourself in 5 years

1 May 2010

"We are all the same size lying down"
how on earth can that be possible

:banghead:

1 May 2010

I think the Dwarf PR department was spinning that line when Snowwhite called round for a drink.

Quote by user=Amberx
"We are all the same size lying down"
how on earth can that be possible :banghead:

1 May 2010

act ones age not ones shoe size