Penis names....

6 Dec 2009

Why do some men have pet names for their penises? If you do, what do you call it and why?

6 Dec 2009

I see your having a productive evening Vigro.......I suppose they name them for self-esteem reasons, call it something maybe like Harry-hard-helmet....Oh i dunno its a bit mental putting a name on your cock, i've enough names to remember.

6 Dec 2009

Quote by user=numberseven
I see your having a productive evening Vigro.......I suppose they name them for self-esteem reasons, call it something maybe like Harry-hard-helmet....Oh i dunno its a bit mental putting a name on your cock, i've enough names to remember.

*Titter* resorting now to browsing male pics, putting names to cock pics..:giggle:

6 Dec 2009

Think men who name their manhood are twonks... bolt

6 Dec 2009

raven i think your right . loon

:loon::loon:

6 Dec 2009

Why give it a name? You cant miss its existence lol. . . Happylouth x

6 Dec 2009

Absolutely despise the whole penis name thing...its just so so wrong guys. Once heard " Ah Henry wants to know when he can play with you?" eh never ever after that question was the answer! Plonker ...why on earth would a grown man think that is remotely sexy??? banghead

6 Dec 2009

And I name my ass . . . Lmao excuse the pun. Happylouth x

6 Dec 2009

Perhaps Pam wants to know who she is meeting . . . Lmao

6 Dec 2009

Quote by user=numberseven
I see your having a productive evening Vigro.......I suppose they name them for self-esteem reasons, call it something maybe like Harry-hard-helmet....Oh i dunno its a bit mental putting a name on your cock, i've enough names to remember.

do you have self esteam issues or are you a bit mental seven? As in another forum you mention the name u call ur cock ! !
numbersevenÂ says:
Yes i wash my langer everyday, course i do. Hes name it Fred i keep him in the closet, he misses cork though.

6 Dec 2009

Ah robbie leave fred alone he is in the bath cleaning himself lol

6 Dec 2009

Quote by user=ravenfire
Ah robbie leave fred alone he is in the bath cleaning himself lol

raven don't think it's fred today that was yesterday I rekon it's harry hard helmet today lol
only joking seven mate:cheers:

6 Dec 2009

My ex used to call his Percy...sad sad man....but if he wanted to be a yuppie it was Percival

7 Jan 2010

Mine doesnt have a name. Its just there waiting, watching. Maybe the men who name their penii have tamed them. Mine is still wild and hasnt been broken yet, bent a few times yes but not broken.

7 Jan 2010

Quote by user=lovebird
enjoyed this...so ...*bump*
an ex of mine called his herbie.....i swear to god!!
and to make matters worse when he was feeling randy he would say hings like 'wana take a ride on herbie?' or 'herbie goes bananassssss!!!
what a sap.
lovebird
OMG spits coffee on screen:eeek::grin::grin:
xx

7 Jan 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
Mine doesnt have a name.
Its just there waiting, watching. Maybe the men who name their penii have tamed them.
Mine is still wild and hasnt been broken yet, bent a few times yes but not broken.

Call it Equus ferus:smoke:

7 Jan 2010

dont know about that virgo it looks more like an angry weasel lurking in the undergrowth

7 Jan 2010

Sorry LB no harness. Its a free range penis.

7 Jan 2010

is it also organic...:evil2: in this weather I think it is a case of Chilly Willy:giggle: rather than Hotdog rotflmao

never could understand the naming thing ... do ladies name theirs

7 Jan 2010

It's the male reproductive organ! Guys dont name it! . . . Rant over.

7 Jan 2010

but Herbie was a 53 not a 69...:evil2:

7 Jan 2010

Pmsl

7 Jan 2010

I had a penis transplant a few months back. Didn't go well - my hand rejected it.

7 Jan 2010

would the plural of penis be penii or penis's? Of course for most of the naughty ladies on here the plural of penis would be er a good night.

7 Jan 2010

I think u'll find it's penes Mulder sweetheart :smitten:- but if u've got more than one, and they're both wild, freerange & organic, then I really dont think u'll b rejected becoz u karnt spel proper

7 Jan 2010

Skully darling you know us men cant multitask. If I had more than one I would nt know where to put it. Its cold skully would it be impertinent to ask for mutual bodily warmth?????

7 Jan 2010

It wud indeed be most impertinent but ... ah well ... since the truth is out there, & u're the one who has 2 go out & probe it, I suppose a little innocent body friction wud do no harm ... help break the ice so to speak ... :fury:

7 Jan 2010

:giggle: I often thought of calling mine the cub or the kitten bolt

8 Jan 2010

Everyone's coming down so hard on naming penises. I think it sounds like fun to have a little buddy down there. Like a cop movie where we get into ridiculous adventures together. From now one, my penis is the avatar of Shiva, while I'm a Catholic Monk.

8 Jan 2010

:doh: I give up. Next you lot will be getting little name tags for them:doh: