morning glory

4 Jan 2009

just a question guys do you take care of your morning glory with a quick wank or just piss it away and girl do u give your man a hand

6 Jan 2009

Aaah. Taking the Mickey (micturition)...or taking the Piss. That's where those sayings come from. I have a piss....in the toilet. jo

6 Jan 2009

I preferred 'definitely maybe'

7 Jan 2009

i love morning sex...!! yay

7 Jan 2009

Quote by user=deliciousdonna
i love morning sex...!! yay

Cue 500 emails to donna's inbox offering to make her brekkie in bed. innocent

** goes off to think up witty email*** coffee

7 Jan 2009

Morning sex is my favourite time but if no sex then a wank in the shower is almost as pleasing.

8 Jan 2009

Quote by user=trueblue
Morning sex is my favourite time but if no sex then a wank in the shower is almost as pleasing.

Herbal Essence conditioner is an excellent tingling lubricant as well.
jo

11 Jan 2009

hmmmmm do women not play solo then??

11 Jan 2009

Ignores Doras last statement:-o Dora the fact remains that dubswing has not given the ladies an option, other than to hand out hand jobs, so he doesn't think women go solo in the mornings, which you know isn't true... and I know isn't true, suggesting that it is socialy unacceptable for women to flick the bean on wakening...

13 Jan 2009

i didnt think anyone used that phrase addies bar me... lol personally i flick the man off the boat any chance i get, morning time is glorius