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make an s&m toolkit from household objects
Sink plunger or old breast-milk expresser (cheap pussy-pumps)
Bonjela and chillies. (Oh the pleasure and paint and hot and coldness of it all)
Pump-action toothpaste (but not washed of un-used adds that little something). Maybe even the old tooth-bush for a bit of foreplay (or useful to remove unwanted crusty or cheesy bits from parts…..’dirty foreskins…..lift now’)
The old fairy liquid bottles....you could make anything you wanted, if you watched Blue Peter.
The new ones aren't as good, so I'm off to the design room to re-think.
Leaver action corkscrew for men who don’t ‘stand up’ instantly.
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Sink plunger or old breast-milk expresser (cheap pussy-pumps)
Bonjela and chillies. (Oh the pleasure and paint and hot and coldness of it all)
Pump-action toothpaste (but not washed of un-used adds that little something). Maybe even the old tooth-bush for a bit of foreplay (or useful to remove unwanted crusty or cheesy bits from parts…..’dirty foreskins…..lift now’)
The old fairy liquid bottles....you could make anything you wanted, if you watched Blue Peter.
The new ones aren't as good, so I'm off to the design room to re-think.
Leaver action corkscrew for men who don’t ‘stand up’ instantly.
omggggg jomor...cheesy dicks yucckkkkk all i can think of now is philadelphia with chives!!!
lovebird
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LB....but you forgot the creme-crackers to go with it. :P
Tuc are the best.....they don't mask the flavours.
That reminds me, back to the thread, how's about an old tin-opener for on-the-spot circumcisions?
(the Bonjela and chillies will come in handy there)
jo
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Yuck Barb...what a thought.
Clothes pegs arent really great nipple clamps as they burst blood vessels and leave horrible bruising, Just my two bob.
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Mmmmm.....note to self "never meet up with Jomro999 :giggle: " cheesy foreskins ugggghhhh put me right off my lunch reading that it did. Be brining the baby wipes to the next meet some peeps obviously need them !
Bring the electric can opener and some Tuc, I'll bring the chives and toothbrush and asprin.:yinyang:
Here's some more household stuff:
Rubber jam-jar lid-removers from 2 euro shop. Fits all sizes for chinese burns.
The gas cooker ignition sparker, with or without crocodile clips.
Packet of un-needed broken Tuc crackers to be worn inside latex outfit (or a home made bin-liner outfit). {that's half food fetish, half S&M, soz}
jo
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