My all time favourite....
Guy sidled up and said 'Up stairs Mrs afore I sell the bed'
To add insult to injury his tie was wide a the Newry canal:-o
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock
mmmmmmmm was thinking same thing.
you have 3 minutes with this ( a guy said this to Mrs M one night)
in a town that was having its local festival , large marquee set up in the square, man sidles up to me, and says in his best west-cork accent
" are ye going to the tent"
lousy chat up line but did bring a smile to my face
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more
did he even last the 3 minutes lol
Well after he took out his penis Mrs M decided walking home would be a better option.
As long as I have a face you will never be short of a place to sit.
"Get your coat luv,....you've pulled!"
whats a nice girl like you doing in a place like this
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I'll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
I dont know your father so we're all right!
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You look just like your mother in this light
Can you pull this heart-shaped arrow out of my ass? A damn little kid with wings shot me.
:roll:
LOL MAYBE SHOULD SAY BLACK BAG OR FIG LEAF MIGHT DO A RUNNER LOL 
