Look who's coming to dinner

20 May 2009

ok, you can have five famous people at a dinner party who would they be...dead or alive.......mine are: and what celebrity chef would you like to cook the dinner. Oscar Wilde William Shakespeare Barak Obama (to deliver the soliloquys written by Wilde & Shakespear) Pavarotti (to sing for his supper) Mae West (to control the men) and Rachel Allen to cook the dinner of fresh organic Irish ingredients over to you....

20 May 2009

Einstein ...for a bit of intelligent conversaton :taz: Jesus Christ...I would like to know what he used to wash his hair :angel: Jo Brand..for a good laugh :grin: sean Connery...for his accent :fuckinghell: The workman down the road...he's a finer:smitten:

22 May 2009

hmmmm....well, I'd go for Heston Blumenthal as celebrity chef for sure...love his scientific approach to cooking. As for guests......Jimi Hendrix, Janice Joplin, Nils Bohr, Max Planck, and for novelty value George W Bush (it's always good to have a mad person at a dinner party, and he's deffo mad as a fish riding a bicycle).

22 May 2009

:Pnigella lawson so we could perv her while she slaves at the stove :doggy: then the others we like to have dinner with 1 karl marx 2neil young ,3 richard dawkins,4&5 jax and andy good guests to have anytime :smoke: feck that would be a good party :mrgreen:

23 May 2009

:boo: :inlove: Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh Tussey kiss

:kiss: If Nigella's cooking I'm on me way :smitten::smitten::smitten: Jax

23 May 2009

Sebastien Chabal (French rugby player). Bette Davis. Joan Crawford. Victoria Beckham. Katie Price. and while all the bitches are fighting and hair is flying, myself and Mr Chabal can get down and durteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boink

:boink::boink:

24 May 2009

Marco Pierre White knocking up the nosh, just cause he seems like such a cool no nonsense guy. Paul O'Connell I think he's a class act and he could keep order if anyone stepped outta line and started lobbing the pavlovas. Weird Al Yankovich...he'd surely knock up a hilarious ditty about swinging before we'd finnished the dinner. Megan Fox...every dinner needs token eye candy. The Inventor of the Figroll, so I could show him what real food should look like. Oliver Reed, I'm sure he'd have stories that could curl the toes of even the most hardened swingers.

24 May 2009

Been working on my list - hard choice to narrow the Black Book down to only 5 guests. Will start with:
Anthony Worral-Thompson as my cook - lovely traditional cookery with modern twists.
Ray Mears - for his never-ending knowledge and compassion
Chuck Berry - for amazing music and gleaming smile biggrin

Sean Connery, in the jacuzzi - do I need to give a reason (again, lol)
Billy Connolly - to keep us all laughing
Bessie Stringfield - fascinating character who broke stereotypes before the word was invented!