Limerick Poems

2 Apr 2010

A Limerick Poem is a 5-liner, with Line Rhyming Pattern maintained as follows usually. There was a fine lady named Virgo girl always ready to give the Forums a whirl, such a high clever minx, yet often up for high-jinx, and to playfully give a spin twirl. Hope you like virgo :happy: xx [PS: Sorry there is anotha Thread somewhere but I couldn't even find it in search and I got back to Page 19 lookin 4 it but all I was doin was readin and it took ages, plus I found a Thread called "This Constipates Me!" Tha was funny lol! So I created a New Thread here, :smoke::smile2: ]

2 Apr 2010

There was an old man on a boat, who found it quite difficult to float, so he jumped overboard then he fell and he roared, and drowned in his long over-coat.

2 Apr 2010

Ye might know a Website dubbed s 4 i, involving many sorts including bi, it hosts all shapes and form, from the tip to the norm, and best times end with a good sigh! biggrin

:P;) Folks feel free to jump into Limerick-mode at any time here ..... :uhoh::O:uhoh: poke

2 Apr 2010

I have a red mat on my floor, it goes well with the wood in room door, but the lampshade's another matter, it sure doesn't flatter, so I think I'll go shopping for more.

2 Apr 2010

Lady

:rotflmao: There was a young guy named Ben He used to go out with a Wren She took him home to meet the Mammy And they both had him in bed by ten..

2 Apr 2010

There was a young man from leeds, who ate a bag of seeds an acre of grass grew out of his ass and his balls were covered in weeds.

3 Apr 2010

Hickory dickory dock A girl was sucking my cock The clock struck two I shot my goo And dumped her on the spot :welcome:

3 Apr 2010

There once was a man from Pompei, who fashioned a snatch out of clay, the heat from his prick, turned the clay into brick, and tore all his foreskin away.

3 Apr 2010

ouchhhhhhhhhhhhh :laughabove:

3 Apr 2010

sitting in the bath drinkin fizz she had gotten herself into a tizz her tush kept slippin on soap and he couldn't help as he was still tied to the chair by a rope:giggle:

3 Apr 2010

Gives new meaning to the phrase "Dope on a rope"

4 Apr 2010

there once was a little bunny who wanted daewa to be his honey he went onto swing and dangled his thing but she just thought it looked funny

6 Apr 2010

ah bunny

6 Apr 2010

she stood on the bridge at midnight, her lips were all a quiver, she gave a cough, her head fell off, and floated down the river

6 Apr 2010

there was a young vampire called sable, whose period was constantly stable, so every full moon, with the aid of a spoon, she,d drink herself under the table

7 Apr 2010

Here is the story of Clarence Cool He was born with a spiral tool He spent his life in fruitless hunt To find a girl with a corkscrew C*** When he found her he dropped down dead Cause she was born with a left hand tread not really a limerick i know but what the hell I'm trying :violin:

12 Apr 2010

There was a young man named Head who tumbled out of the bed come back here yelled sweet and massage my feet but the smell had killed him stone dead

1 Aug 2010

she will kill you bunny

7 Aug 2010

bunny i just found it i going to kill u hehe

7 Aug 2010

Quote by user=sweettits
bunny i just found it i going to kill u hehe

7 Aug 2010

:evil2

oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im scared

8 Aug 2010

lol bunny you should be,she had lovley feet, and they did'nt smell,:haha:

8 Aug 2010

:kick:head they come with a government health warning