"youre not kidding, i can barely walk today!!!!"
not what you might think, just text my mate to say i heard the training they did last night was savage hard.
I'm not medically trained but xxxx thinks he is
So where do you perform ure treatments
looks like u had a lucky escape there, let that be a lesson to ya, lol
I might. . . U durty girl :-P :-O
Have plenty of water, blankets and dried food for when we get snowed in. I have sorted a chopper with a load of Durex to be airlifted in case
Don't forget to bring the ice you are gonna need it ;)
:Don't forget to bring the ice you are gonna need it ;) :grin:We might have some snow instead amber!
:taz:A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" :bounce:
mmmm my mind is wandering
christ girl thats nasty lol
just met ur oul fella goin sideways round d roundabout, now i know where u get it from
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Hey ding,
It could be an ears, nose and throat Doctor (male)
The mattress is that hard even you couldn't get a squeak out of it ....
U are just too horny, just like me !!
I want to meet you somewhere for a fast and furious FUCK
im glad to hear that for you
Christ women where did you learn what you … god
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