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hatecabbage
Forum Virgin
I felt really sorry for the Hypnotist I saw last night, He hynotised 7 men then dropped the Micophone on his foot and Yelled " FUCK ME" What happened next will haunt me for life :doh:
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Paddy got a letter through the pot the other day - it says on it "Do Not Bend".
He's still working out how he's going to pick it up!!
Courtesy of another silly friend :giggle:
head46
Sexlightened
They had to preform an exorcism in Cork the other day ... this fella had to summon the Devil to get the priest out of his son....:evil2:
RoundDaBend
Sex God
Q. what do ya call a vagina in a strait jacket A. a mad cunt
unknown
Sex God
When asked if he prefered legs or said he has a particular fondness for shaved fannies.. He was informed that this wasn't an option with a KFC Bargain Bucketbolt
unknown
Sex God
How do u tell ur girlfriend u want 2 go 2 the toilet during dinner? Ans: "Darling ,i've 2 go shake hands with a close friend of mine ,whom im going to introduce to u later" "study the face of nature & you will never be bored"
cutie
Sex God
Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies. The lads go along there, only to be told by reception that there is just one available room left in the hotel. They are not keen, but as it is their only option, they take the room for one evening and share its only bed. That night, they all enjoy a good night's sleep. In the morning, the guy on the right side of the bed says, "I dreamt I had the best wank last night." The guy on the left side says, "That's funny, I had the exact same dream!". The guy in the middle says, "I dreamt I was skiing."
unknown
Sex God
what do u call a bag of vaginas.................clitoris allsorts
cutie
Sex God
An orthopedic surgeon was moving to a new office, with the help of his staff. One of the nurses sat the display skeleton in the front of her car, a bony arm across the back of the seat. On the drive across town, she stopped at a traffic light, and the stares of the people in the neighboring car compelled her to roll down her window and yell, I’m delivering him to my doctor’s  The other driver leaned out of is window. “I hate to tell you, lady,” he said, “but I think it’s too late!”