If only...

28 Mar 2010

If only I knew... If only I could ... what is your if only momment

28 Mar 2010

If only .. .. ..
.. .. .. Wishes were kisses, we'd all be smooching 24/7!

28 Mar 2010

If only....... Time stood still..

28 Mar 2010

If only..... Things were different........

28 Mar 2010

If only bad food was good 4 ya, and good food bad lol!!! bolt

28 Mar 2010

If only we weren't in Recessionary times, I'd still have a job!! (I've a feeling I'm gonna be writing lots in this Thread!! ) bolt

28 Mar 2010

If only i had met Teddy before i got married lol If only i could have Amy Lee chained to my bed lol

29 Mar 2010

If only you could keep "that special moment" as more than a memory If only we could live life over.

29 Mar 2010

If only I could catch a falling star....................................

3 Apr 2010

If only there was no class structure, we should all be equal & threat each other equally.

4 Apr 2010

if only..... we did'nt loose the 1s we love

4 Apr 2010

Quote by user=alan-ball
If only there was no class structure,
we should all be equal & threat each other equally.

Alan do you really believe that??
Its not in our nature and we are not evolved enough to treat each equally. Maybe in another thousand years he said wistfully.

4 Apr 2010

If only.......... We could say what we really mean..... :upset: :undecided:

4 Apr 2010

:therethere::therethere::therethere: Star-one If only I had some chocolate left ... I would share with Star... passionkiss

4 Apr 2010

Aww Alan thank you... kiss

4 Apr 2010

Mrs M says if only I didnt marry and if only I took the pill.

4 Apr 2010

If only you didn't sleep in a double bed with Mr M... bolt

4 Apr 2010

I dont Alan. He sleeps in a coffin in the basement. They are all Smirnoffs babies. Bastard took advantage of me when I was drunk. He is the ultimate predator waited like a leopard in the trees and jumped me when I was too inebriated to resist. To be fair to him he did pull down my nightie when he finished.

5 Apr 2010

If only I had the keys to lock your basement... & a bottle of smirnoff to share with Mrs M

Quote by user=muldernTcell
I dont Alan.
He sleeps in a coffin in the basement.
They are all Smirnoffs babies. Bastard took advantage of me when I was drunk. He is the ultimate predator waited like a leopard in the trees and jumped me when I was too inebriated to resist. To be fair to him he did pull down my nightie when he finished.

6 Apr 2010

Quote by user=muldernTcell
I dont Alan.
He sleeps in a coffin in the basement.
They are all Smirnoffs babies. Bastard took advantage of me when I was drunk. He is the ultimate predator waited like a leopard in the trees and jumped me when I was too inebriated to resist. To be fair to him he did pull down my nightie when he finished.

Class guy :lol2: :lol2:

6 Apr 2010

Who Amberx Mr M, Alan or Mr Smirnoff. PS Mr Mulder wondered if you fancied sharing a bottle of smirnoff Amberx? Alan the fecker could walk thru solid Tiatanium if there was a woman at the other side. Keys make no difference.

6 Apr 2010

If only people werent two faced lying scumbags:taz: Not related to anyone on this site

6 Apr 2010

If only I could turn the clock back....

7 Apr 2010

if only i could dispatch Mr M....:hunk: If only I had !!!

7 Apr 2010

Oh Alan you wouldnt be the first to attempt to inhume me. For some reason I irriate people Mrs m tries to kill me at least once a week and I think the kids are out to get me as well not to mention the cats and dogs.

7 Apr 2010

I think I may have found some kindred spirits & feel a coup coming on...

7 Apr 2010

coup de grace perhaps ????????????????? I think not old boy I have plans filthy sordid little plans and they cannot go unfulfilled

7 Apr 2010

If only....it wasnt so hard to think what to buy our two and one year old for their birthday as they have toooo many toys

9 Apr 2010

If only the gentlemen got the credit they are due...:doggy:

9 Apr 2010

If only...my dad didnt die