I murdered my neighbour because that's how I roll

17 Jan 2009

Pick the month you were born: January--I kicked February--I loved March--I smoked April--I dry humped May--I choked on June--I murdered July--I did the Macarena with August--I had lunch with September--I danced with October--I sang to November--I yelled at December--I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-----a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------my cell phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbour 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16 ---------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a permanent marker 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy Pick the colour of shirt you are wearing: White----------because I'm cool like that Black-----------because that's how I roll Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red------------because the voices told me to. Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want Green---------because I hate myself. Purple---------because I'm cool. Gray----------because I was drunk Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange-------because I hate my family. Brown--------because I was high. Other-------because I'm a ninja. None--------because I can't control myself

17 Jan 2009

I sang to a fireman because I was too drunk.... Ohhh lordy sounds about right for mama....... innocent

17 Jan 2009

:bounce:I dry humped a permanent marker because I was drunk,lol I must have been p*ssed :taz:

17 Jan 2009

I danced with a phone because i hate my family calling dr freud

17 Jan 2009

i kicked a fork cause thats how i roll......:giggle: is this just a cunning plan to get our birthdays warsp????????????????????????? innocent

17 Jan 2009

i had lunch with a baseball bat ..because im cool ???

17 Jan 2009

good jaysus...... lmao.... i ran over your mom cause the voices told me to do it!!! :crazy::giggle:

17 Jan 2009

i sang to my dog because i'm sexy and i do what i want :grin:

17 Jan 2009

it says .. i dry humped .. a lama.. cause im a ninja. feck nhell

17 Jan 2009

i smoked a football player because thats how i roll

18 Jan 2009

:P yehoo i dry humped a baseball bat because thats how i roll:O

18 Jan 2009

:P,mrs tussey . i had lunch with a bananna because im cool.:smoke:

18 Jan 2009

I did the macarena with a mexican because the voices told me to. That happens on a regular basis, actually. Boo.

18 Jan 2009

i did the macarena with a llama beacause im sexy and i do wat i want to do ....lol gotta love warspy

19 Jan 2009

woohooo...spotted ye up there mrs tussey:P:P:boo: i danced with my sister because i can't control myself hmmmm....let me think about that one andy

19 Jan 2009

I kicked a squirell because I am sexy and I do what I want. Luckily squirells don't kick back!!!

19 Jan 2009

I dry humped myself because the voices told me to do it!!!!!!!!!

19 Jan 2009

I smoked a birdbath because the voices told me to:smoke: bolt

21 Jan 2009

I did the macerena with..a noodle..because i was high....makes sense in a weird type of way...

11 Mar 2009

I dry humped a goat because the voices told me to ...... :O:O loon

Go Me

11 Mar 2009

I did the Macarena with a gangster because I'm sexy and I do what I want

11 Mar 2009

I smoked a banana cos thats how i roll biggrin

13 Mar 2009

'I murdered a stuffed animal cos thats how I roll'. this is clearly a ploy to get peoples birthdays. How can you kill a stuffed animal??? You can't kill it twice.

21 Aug 2014

I sang to my best friends boyfriend because I was high lol

:lol:
Good man warsp smile

22 Aug 2014

I sang to ..A banana lol

:lol: beacuse the voices told me to::giggle::giggle: