OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 22 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection....................... 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary............................. 112 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories
69 standing up......................... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow............................ 386 Calories
Doggy Style............................ 400 Calories
Italian chandelier..................... 972 Calories
ORGASMING:
Real................................... 112 Calories
Fake.................................. 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years............................ 80 Calories
40-49 years............................ 124 Calories
50-59 years............................ 972 Calories
60-69 years............................ 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly................................. 32 Calories
In a hurry............................. 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
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How many calories do you burn under the following categories
Warming the Bed
Typical Parky.... ya forgot how many calories for "alone time" cant be many id be feckin kate moss by now if it was 
:-D
:whistling::whistling: more for ya to test out :lol: :lol: God maybe i should get a hobby :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Arch
Arm Chair
Atten-hut
Basset Hound
Ben Dover
Big Dipper
Bridge
Butterfly
Crab
Cross
Deck Chair
Delight
And yes there all positions
:rotflmao::rotflmao::swingingchair::swingingchair:
:whistling::whistling: more for ya to test out :lol: :lol: God maybe i should get a hobby :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Arch
Arm Chair
Atten-hut
Basset Hound
Ben Dover
Big Dipper
Bridge
Butterfly
Crab
Cross
Deck Chair
Delight
And yes there all positions
:rotflmao::rotflmao::swingingchair::swingingchair: Quote by Bedtimebaby
:-D
Arch
Arm Chair
Atten-hut
Basset Hound
Ben Dover
Big Dipper
Bridge
Butterfly
Crab
Cross
Deck Chair
Delight
And yes there all positions
Beddy a few of those ive never heard of :huh::huh: you will have to show me a few :swingingchair::swingingchair:
Sexpert
Just working out how many calories I worked off this weekend based on the list above and I recon I don't need to go to the gym at all this week
What a great way to exercise eh!!
What a great way to exercise eh!! 
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