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Yes this post will be as Educational as the title suggests. Just wondering, a girl I sometimes hang out with was curious and it ended up over 7foot, it was a very funny experience and the wardrobe will never be the same again. so how far?
SCOOZING MY INGELISH, but i have cum at the way from barcelona! es more than 7 " verdad?
It must have addled your brain so!
I cum from down the country. Westside bolt
Ara musha about 10 ft I think is my record, but all depends on wind speed, angle of trajectory and how good a job yer wan is doing.
I find that the cum goes further if the penis is pointing up, rather than straight ahead. In the former, I've ended up shooting over my head as a result!
Hmmmm i think we need a bukkake loving girl
kissgod how i would love to get involved in this conversation.:clap: but alas im a wee gal an not much good unless u needed help with all the activity:doggy: lol:thrilled:
Found it very hard to measure as somehow, Pets face, tits, mouth, pussy always seems to get in the way!
well i can cum anywhere,,,,i drive you see,, so doesnt matter how farsmile
Im not really sure how this poped into my headpared to my friends(now i havent intimate knowledge of this, but from their recounts of crazy nights) i seem to generate a HUGE anmount which goes a long way. But with nicci i seem to always burst out laughing because after iv cum, shes just covered, she never finds it as funny though hehe
and sexyandstud you can help me anytime, Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, actually im looking at your pic and its helping as we speak hehehe
you do cum a HUGE amount! as he says my tits end up soaked along with other parts of me...and he wonders why i have reservations about letting him cum in my mouth! sure i'd drown hehe. definitely the most cum i've ever experienced. and i think its cute that you get in fits of giggles after you cover me
I've always been quite a large and powerful cummer (is that even a proper word? lol) to the point that it's been a bit of a pain in the arse and quite embarrassing at times and has even caused some trouble for me in the past (e.g. one girl slipped on some and fell right on her arse as she was walking out the bedroom door before! Neither of us had realised just how far it had travelled but, on closer inspection, it had shot clear across the room and hit the door and all! lmao). I've never measured it properly with a tape measure or anything like that in order to gauge accurate distance so I could perhaps submit it to the Guinness Book of Records or anything like that! lol. But, as I said ealier, I have on occasion in the past shot right across the room and hit the opposite wall, door, window, etc., so that should give you some idea of what I'm capable of! lol.
Oh dear god fiery , Im off to my bed with an image of you with a measuring tape in one hand and a box of tissues in the other :evil2:
Sorry, bicurious, didn't mean to send you off to bed with such a horrific image in your mind. My sincerest apologies! lol
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Sorry, bicurious, didn't mean to send you off to bed with such a horrific image in your mind. My sincerest apologies! lol

Ah hun wasnt horrific :giggle:
Ill still let ya have my shed :evil2:bolt
In a convo with a Naughty girl tonight and this thread came into conversation so Heres a Bumpeen. So How far can you shoot.
:P fs can knock a rabbit stone dead at about 200 yrds with the rifle and about sixty with the shotgun :haha::evil2:
Ahhhhh the memories!!! Browning Over and Under and hit 9 out of 10 pulls at Lartington Country Fair
and I won't tell you about the longest cummer I know, suffice to say the decorators had to be called in!

:haha:
well we have been known to travel to dublin which is a long way for us drinkies
Posted: 07/07/2008 19:57 I cum from down the country. Westside ?? HUH??? "THE" WestSide??? worship
Your all very Odd i try to get naked as often as possible and meauring tapes are never in my armoury lol
:Pnah the section couldnt have run out allready bolt
I still do not understand the original questiondunno Did the girl cum 7ft or did he cum 7ft:dunno:
Corkhotcpl: Yes THE Westside....... Offally...I think its the man they are on about, feck if I seen a woman shoot that far I'd be looking for me Rain Gear.
:Pwaders and barbour called for wit yer woman whoever she is :sticky:.And please dont tell us were having a nightmare loonon the loose :scared:
:crazy: the farthest i ever saw the shooting of eh cum...it was supposed to land on me but id never seen cum shooting like that and it went behind me in a forceful manner all over the curtain behind me...:-| i thought it was over but then one final spurt went into my eye, causing an irritation that can only be described as ouch.....eugh.....$%&* :high-smile:
well few years i was with a girl and let go over a girl from about 5 feet :thumbup: