What is it about hangover sex? Is it just me or can it not the best animalistic, sweaty, muscle clinching, jaw clinching, eye rolling sex you'll kind of sex were you think your head is going to blow off. I find the more hung over you are the better the sex is but this can be a slippery slope because there's a very fine line between great hangover sex and actually been sick lol.........To make a long story short, went out one night long ago, meet a girl, done whatever, next morning, me feeling very sick but very much so in the mood, had great sex, then ran into the toilet and threw up repeatedly . As i crawled out of the bathroom floor on my hands and knees shaking like a shitting dog, i looked up to find her crying in the bed. She said "your the only man to vomit after sex with me" I tried to explain the whole 'its not you its me argument' but to no avail....She laughs about it now.
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Master of Sex
Still half cut u mean playfull. :cheers:
Quote by user=numberseven
What is it about hangover sex? Is it just me or can it not the best animalistic, sweaty, muscle clinching, jaw clinching, eye rolling sex you'll kind of sex were you think your head is going to blow off. I find the more hung over you are the better the sex is but this can be a slippery slope because there's a very fine line between great hangover sex and actually been sick lol.........To make a long story short, went out one night long ago, meet a girl, done whatever, next morning, me feeling very sick but very much so in the mood, had great sex, then ran into the toilet and threw up repeatedly . As i crawled out of the bathroom floor on my hands and knees shaking like a shitting dog, i looked up to find her crying in the bed. She said "your the only man to vomit after sex with me" I tried to explain the whole 'its not you its me argument' but to no avail....She laughs about it now.
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is gross! shame on you young man...
Sexlightened
I'm kinda old school can't even imagine myself in such situation lol
let me quote after Master ChiefSunday:
A Chief Petty Officer shall not drink. However, if he should drink he shall not get drunk. If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger. And if he should stagger, he shall not fall. And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rank so that passerbyers will think he is an officer.
Sex God
....I'm always horny as a fecker the morning after...does that count?
Master of Sex
Quote by user=Virgogirl
What is it about hangover sex? Is it just me or can it not the best animalistic, sweaty, muscle clinching, jaw clinching, eye rolling sex you'll kind of sex were you think your head is going to blow off. I find the more hung over you are the better the sex is but this can be a slippery slope because there's a very fine line between great hangover sex and actually been sick lol.........To make a long story short, went out one night long ago, meet a girl, done whatever, next morning, me feeling very sick but very much so in
the mood, had great sex, then ran into the toilet and threw up repeatedly . As i crawled out of the bathroom floor on my hands and knees shaking like a shitting dog, i looked up to find her crying in the bed. She said "your the only man to vomit after sex with me" I tried to explain the whole 'its not you its me argument' but to no avail....She laughs about it now.
seven,she obviously didn't hold it against u as "she laughs about it now" and you picked her up a long time ago on a nite out lol
is she urvex mrs?
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is gross! shame on you young man...
Master of Sex
:wank: :wank: lol
Yep i think its just one of those unexplained sex-tastic things. When it comes to waking on a sunday morning, with a mouth on ya like Gandy's slipper, eyes like stuck mulch, head thumping, and of course your old friend Mr hard on!! Staring at you from beneath the covers like a little lost AWOL soldier.......Jesus crist did i actualy write that.
My teapot!!!, ive heard it been called some weird names before, but i have to say thats like the snobbish D4 name for a manhood ever........... Its like Hey Fintan roight get me a pint of hino roight and a gin and ton ton roight Like roight, oh and by the way roight have you seen numberseves Teapot roight, its like your cock Fintan but slightly bigger....roight
Master of Sex
Quote by user=ravenfire
Would your durty big langer sound better?
maybe just dirty langer raven lol :giggle: :thumbup:
Master of Sex
Quote by user=numberseven
Thats gross, there nothing durty about corkooninas
who said anything bout cork people!!
no one mentioned corkooninas but u seven
Master of Sex
Lol. How could he raven when he is in Dublin and his langer is in cork misunderstood lol:giggle:
My god Raven!! Avid readers of the threads will be disappointed and disheartened to note that once again you have brought a decent intellectual point sharing thread to a new low by chatting about morning cock cheddar and pissy semi erected sunday morning horns....How did this thread start anyway
Quote by user=numberseven
My god Raven!! Avid readers of the threads will be disappointed and disheartened to note that once again you have brought a decent intellectual point sharing thread to a new low by chatting about morning cock cheddar and pissy semi erected sunday morning horns....How did this thread start anyway
Me lower the tone of a thread...i`m shocked you would even think that
:haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha::haha: 
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