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GREENACRES...Gardening tips

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Like many people on here I have a garden but I don't have Green-Fingers, so I am hoping that for me & the other "weekend gardeners" that there will be some helpful advice from those more knowledgeable. As grow your own vegetables is the new Sex ... & organic is best ... I would like to know how to plant my veg plot & deal with slugs, snails, carrot fly..etc in an organic way. How can I get my lettuce to keep growing for the whole summer...I have grown some previously in window boxes but then they bolted. Grow Spuds without hours of digging...tried the grow in a bin but not very successful herbs, Carrots, onions, cabbage...so many vegetables & I know so little Do I need a glass house. So if you have any gardening or vegetable growing tips that can help ...please post them here... ps ... lady gardening advice may also be posted here....:evil2:
AH FFS ALAN WHAT HAS GARDENING GOT TO DO WITH SEX AND SWINGING UNLESS YA LIKE TO PLAY WITH CUCUMBER LOL ALAN GET A GRIP TO YOUR NUTS THINK YA LOOSING THEM :huh:boltloon
Gardening and sex mmmmmmmmmmmm vanity Ok how about this. A woman looks out her back door and sees her recently widowed neighbour sitting her late husbands vegetable is hold ing a big carrot and crying. The woman goes out and asks whats widow replies This carrot reminds me of my husbands cock. Is it the size of it asks the woman NO replies the widow. Is it the colour of it she asks again the reply is what is it says the woman The reply comes THE DIRT OF IT. There you go Vanity gardening with some sexualinnuendo thrown in
ok how about this, and I know i am going to get into trouble here. A woman is like a garden. A good digging every now and again won't do any harm!
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ok how about this, and I know i am going to get into trouble here.
A woman is like a garden.
A good digging every now and again
won't do any harm!

Shame on you:dry::haha: