Great Expectations - Stay Fresh!!

29 Dec 2009

I have decided to put pen to paper, or is it keyboard to screen here, as there is an age old topic that I believe requires a timely reminder. While I do realise that we are all living in hard times, I do think that everyone can afford at least a bar of soap to help wash away the year just gone, and have us all freash:lick: and ready:doggy: for 2010. I do recall with a turn in my stomach, an ex of mine from many years ago, who could have bred birds in her bush.....as in the forest of arden!! eversince, and I know its a personal decision, but I have always ensured that if I am not at least waxed, I have the hedge well trimmed so that it is blossoming and tasteful for those who choose to visit!!:evil2: There can be no excuse whatsoever for poor personal hygiene, so if we all want to be enjoying eachother and having good fun, then let us all take pride in ourselves and be fresh and ready to go:bounce: and thus show the respect to others that we would expect for ourselves.... flipa

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29 Dec 2009

Quote by user=lovebird
i do agree with you dar.i do find that ppl involved in this lifestyle ie;swinging do tend to be scrupulous in this area.
to be very honest,ive yet to come across someone whos hygenie whom id felt uncomfortable(or sick ) with. cant say its always been the case with non-swingng as swingers do mostly make an effort.
off to make an appointment for a waxing!!:giggle:
lovebird
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Lovebird, i wasn't referring to anyone from here... kiss

29 Dec 2009

Quote by user=lovebird
dar i assumed you meant in general,so i included swingers in my answer to make a not to imply otherwse.
its just that youve brought this same topic up in a different thread,today as it so happens,so i wasnt fully sure who you meant exactly.
either way,i do understand your concerns with regards to hyigene.
lovebird
xx

Jaysus....you have thought me a valuable lesson.....always read first what i have written before writing again... lol

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29 Dec 2009

There is nothing worse than the smell of an unwashed woman of mans private bits I would ask all ladies to please make sure there is no toilet roll left down there as it is not a pleasant thing to get in ones god, and gentlemen please remove all traces of cheese, not only does it stink to high heaven but it can make the kind lady who is working away quite sick and i`m suck that is not the type of liquid you would want all over your male member. LB is quite right about swingers, we have yet to meet one who lacked personal hygiene, after all we want to make it a pleasant and enjoyable experience and to remember it for the right reasons, not that they where filthy smelly skangers. Had enough of cheese and other inexcusable experience with my ex and will not reduce myself to been with someone who has no respect for their own hygiene never mind the effect it has on the person they are with

29 Dec 2009

Praise be the word of ravenfire

29 Dec 2009

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29 Dec 2009

I couldnt agree more with everything said and luckily havent come accross too many damp woodlands or overgrowths yet :lick: and from what Ive seen and heard most of us like it smooth and silky or at least freshly mowed but for first timers who are worried about possible oders or surprizes lurking why not try suggesting a quickie in the shower to start off play,it adds a little spice and ensures all involed are squeeky clean :smile2:

30 Dec 2009

In my experience, it's the occasional newbies and 'virgin' swingers that need gentle guidance to the washroom. Most swingers I've met are very hygenic and also get sexual health checks regularly. They won't get much action otherwise... biggrin