gents if you could teach a woman one thing in bed???

11 Jun 2011

Sorry bedders just couldn't resist :laugh:

11 Jun 2011

Rite i go first don't bite during oral sex Lady's it fecking hurts took me 34 year to grow the fecking thing dont want to loose it one fair swoop.:laugh:

11 Jun 2011

Quote by BIGGLES5000
Rite i go first don't bite during oral sex Lady's it fecking hurts took me 34 year to grow the fecking thing dont want to loose it one fair swoop.:laugh:

am all for equality on here LOL

11 Jun 2011

Biggles

:lol: Bring it on hun :lol: :lol: :lol:
PS >> i dont bite i nibble and NO complaints so fare ....Only reply is >>> God women where did you learn that flipa

:blast::blast:

:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao: :lol:

:swingingchair::swingingchair::swingingchair::swingingchair::swingingchair::swingingchair: innocent

:whistling::whistling::whistling: kiss

11 Jun 2011

Biggles wat ya on bout "dont bite"?? ffs sure they might actually enjoy it then lol

:lol:

11 Jun 2011

Quote by kkgirl
Biggles wat ya on bout "dont bite"?? ffs sure they might actually enjoy it then :lol:

it does hurt when its done to hard :lol:

11 Jun 2011

I will have to work / go outside / swim / wear a t-shirt in the next day or two. Please, ffs, don't leave visible marks that look like I was mauled by a mountain lion. whip

:giveup:

11 Jun 2011

Quote by tryinout
I will have to work / go outside / swim / wear a t-shirt in the next day or two.
Please, ffs, don't leave visible marks that look like I was mauled by a mountain lion. :giveup:

Hear hear Trying..some women dont seem content unless they 'brand you'
Also, when handling the male appendage mimicking the action it takes to get ketchup from a bottle is a big no no..it is attached you know!!
and unannounced prostate examinations are also a big no-no..we're not all that way inclined. :twisted:

11 Jun 2011

Quote by TITAN79
I will have to work / go outside / swim / wear a t-shirt in the next day or two.
Please, ffs, don't leave visible marks that look like I was mauled by a mountain lion. :giveup:

Hear hear Trying..some women dont seem content unless they 'brand you'
Also, when handling the male appendage mimicking the action it takes to get ketchup from a bottle is a big no no..it is attached you know!!
and unannounced prostate examinations are also a big no-no..we're not all that way inclined. :twisted:
totally agree there Titan mate Lmao :laugh::laugh:

11 Jun 2011

Lol Titan I'll say the samething and this goes for both thread male/female alike .... None of us are psychic so for goodness sake make sure you give more than a little hint as to what you do or don't like. I prefer to be told if I'm doing something right or wrong at the end of the day it's a total turn on knowing you are getting it right. Makes it all the more enjoyable for everyone

12 Jun 2011

I'll second that kitten !

12 Jun 2011

Quote by Kitten28
Lol Titan
I'll say the samething and this goes for both thread male/female alike ....
None of us are psychic so for goodness sake make sure you give more than a little hint as to what you do or don't like. I prefer to be told if I'm doing something right or wrong at the end of the day it's a total turn on knowing you are getting it right. Makes it all the more enjoyable for everyone

Absolutely Kitten! No point sitting there not enjoying something that could all be changed with the slightest nudge in the right direction.

13 Jun 2011

Excellent point Kitten, worse still is when the other person thinks you have a hard wired version of the kama-sutra in yer 'repertoire' and assume that because you(the male) have managed to get this far(getting them into bed)they just have to sit back and you'll dazzle them with your skill....well a bit or communication and reciprocation always is a big plus in any kinda coming together of bodies and minds. :twisted:

13 Jun 2011

Quote by TITAN79
Excellent point Kitten, worse still is when the other person thinks you have a hard wired version of the kama-sutra in yer 'repertoire' and assume that because you(the male) have managed to get this far(getting them into bed)they just have to sit back and you'll dazzle them with your skill....well a bit or communication and reciprocation always is a big plus in any kinda coming together of bodies and minds. :twisted:

:thumbup: lol titan well said!!

13 Jun 2011

Hospital corners lol

:lol:

14 Jun 2011

springs to mind lol

:lol: :lol:

16 Jun 2011

Just dont bite the purple helmet ladies. That really hurts.
If you tell me what you like and what you want, I'll do it or at least try my best. Conversation and talk during sex is excellent for finding each others high spots, after all its not just your body I want to explore, its your dirty mind also ;)
Oh and dont leave me looking like Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon rotflmao

16 Jun 2011

Quote by Sugarloaf
Just dont bite the purple helmet ladies. That really hurts.
If you tell me what you like and what you want, I'll do it or at least try my best. Conversation and talk during sex is excellent for finding each others high spots, after all its not just your body I want to explore, its your dirty mind also ;)
Oh and dont leave me looking like Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon

Jaysus sugar, that reminds me of a party in Wexford one night.. :twisted:..names will be withheld to protect the not so innocent lol

20 Jun 2011

Just thought i'd add a few thoughts!!!:jagsatwork: Ladies remember to return da favours given once in a while!! All the time given to your pleasure :violin: should be rewarded now and again!! Its always nice to receive, but its good to give as well! passionkiss

20 Jun 2011

Biting no, nibbling the shaft, yes please. also, i'd have to say one thing i would like women to a little more of is lose themselves. get into it more, i love when a woman only concentrates on herself in bed, really getting into it and even coming way before i do and then not really giving a shit how i feel, bit of a turn on. saying that i do like to reach my climax too lol