ok I admit it I am a Gemini ... some may have already guessed ... if you want to understand us this might help
Gemini is the third sign of the astrological year and is known by its astrological symbol, the Twins. Gemini individuals are bright, changeable, and inquiring. They have many interests and great social adeptness.
Element: Air; Quality: Mutable; Planetary ruler: Mercury
Key characteristic: Communication; Strengths: Witty, talkative, versatile
The Gemini Lover
Gemini lovers are versatile, witty, and fun-loving individuals that possess so much charm they can be almost impossible to resist. Whether through a clever fax, a romantic letter, or a few endearing words left on an answering machine, the Gemini lover understands the erotic power of language. It takes a unique individual to get a Gemini to settle down. Even when a Gemini does tie the knot, he or she can lose interest quickly if the excitement wears off.
The Gemini Friend
The naturally sociable nature of a Gemini friend is a big plus in drawing people to him or her. They aren't snobbish about friends and don't attempt to choose their companions thoughtlessly. Though these individuals have a love of gossip, they never indulge in it with malice. A sympathetic listener, the Gemini friend likes to use humor to leaven the troubles of others.
The Gemini Man
The typical Gemini gentleman has strong intellectual inclinations but isn't the intimidating sort. These men are often dedicated to their career, seeing it almost as a calling rather than simply a way to make a living. Gemini men excel in advertising, media, politics, teaching, or any field where language and communication skills are useful.
The Gemini Woman
Gemini women are glib, self-assured, and sophisticated. Smart, sassy, and sarcastic, these women will always have the last word. Often exceptionally good looking, Gemini women are more interested in showing off their brain power. They are often career-driven, and even when they have children are likely to seek a career outside their domestic circle. They make good mothers, always encouraging their children to get involved in a variety of interests and hobbies
Concentration is the �bug bear� of Gemini existence. An innate restlessness combined with a predisposition to boredom means that Gemini is difficult to entertain. Living with such in-built duality is a job in itself. And Gemini�s need to utilise strengths and develop patience in order to retain sanity!
Gemini is likely to gloss over subjects and does not take kindly to dredging up emotive issues. And Gemini is inclined to be flippant when bored!
On the plus side, Gemini is eminently entertaining and guaranteed fun. Not much will destroy this determined sensibility that looks for the good in everything.
The Twins inhabit an �airy� environment. So a certain amount of duality is inevitable. It goes with the territory. And makes Gemini a challenging and stimulating sign to relate to.
we arent that bad!
most the time :smile2:
lol tis why i throw it into forums..so i can read it back later lol
I'm a scorpio Alan, completeley incompatable. Anyway, had a little browse to see what the first site I came to said aout scorpio's
Magnetic and Seductive
Scorpios often have piercing eyes and a powerful gaze. Their personalities are seductive. People tend to find them interesting because they reveal little but are usually very deep. They are slow to trust new people, and it takes a long time for them to reveal just a few of their secrets.
Scorpios are ambitious, intriguing, discerning and magnetic to others. They feel everything intensely and are able to penetrate the depths of experience.
Scorpios are good at discerning the deeper feelings and motivations of others. They often know what other people are thinking and what their next moves are going to be.
Scorpios are known for their sharp minds and shrewd intellects. They are good at solving mysteries and puzzles, and they have a knack for figuring out what is going on behind the scenes in any given situation.
Secretive and Intuitive
Most Scorpios are highly intuitive, which can make them either very compassionate and empathic or very cruel and vindictive (not me though, I'm nice), because they know where other people’s weak points are. Scorpios like to explore the profound in life and have little interest in small talk.
Scorpios are secretive, yet other people tend to tell them their own secrets. This often puts Scorpio in the role of counselor. Scorpios are excellent judges of character, and they have an incredible amount of sympathy for those who truly deserve it, but no sympathy or patience for whiners and people who are the authors of their own misfortune.
A Tendency Toward Extremes
Scorpios are extremists. Everything they do is all-or-nothing. They are risk-takers who have a lot of physical courage. If the ascendant or moon falls in a fire sign, Scorpios are usually interested in extreme sports.
Some attributes in there that are perfect for swinging ;)
Thanks Titan x
As a tea addict, I'll always have use for a water bearer ;)
SCORPIO WITH GEMINI
This relationship is difficult to sustain because the two signs are so different. Gemini’s forthright honesty will often fall prey to Scorpio’s tendency to grab control of the relationship. Although Scorpio’s motivations may simply arise out of insecurity, any attempt to manipulate Gemini will result in a full retreat. Gemini needs to have the assurance that freedom will always be a strong component of a relationship. Meanwhile, Scorpio needs to have closeness and dependability to quash the fear that surrounds Scorpio’s perception of life. Scorpio finds Gemini to be incredibly sexy, however, and Scorpio is extremely attractive to Gemini. In bed, at least, the mystery these two have to explore is enough to fill up a substantial expanse of time with sexual excitement.
Newbie9 isnt the wonderweb wonderful... based on the available info I am willing to give it a try
lovebird... yea ....but which side of ya is saying that??
and does the other know??
LB I don't do sides ... like 2 share myself equally
http://www.swing4ireland.com/photos/thumbs//2009/b5ab00/3985-1.jpg
Leo: July 23—August 22
Leo’s brightest star is Regulus, Latin for “little king,†which describes perfectly this sign’s approach to life. Leos are natural leaders and performers who expect the best from themselves and others. Like the sun, which governs this sign, Leos are warm-hearted, direct, and most comfortable being at the center of things. Luxury and comfort are considered necessities for a Leo, and are shared generously with friends. When their fiery temper is aroused, their “roar†can be deafening, but passes just as quickly with no lingering resentment. Proud and self-confident, Leos are excellent managers and entrepreneurs, and their energy and enthusiasm are a ray of sunshine to all.
"What does the week you were born say about you?"
The Week of Authority – Leo 1 July 26 - August 2.
You are a powerfully authoritative, intense, hard driving individual dedicated to your own personal growth and development. You love to assert yourself and to be taken seriously. You can sometimes be detached from those around you. You are protective and can inspire confidence in those you love. You are a passionate lover, but bore easily with a single partner. Strengths: Truth Loving – Loyal – Passionate Weaknesses: Frustrated – Demanding.
I am a Libran...... any tips?
well i'm a libra, and a snake, which (apparently) makes me a fecker to argue with, but you would have to ask herself about that. My first wife was a gemini, but she was canadian so that doesnt count lol. I think its all a crock of shite anyway.
It looks like its going into his ear Bliss, maybe the blue guy just isn't into aural sex.
:uhoh: I think the blue one is frigid lol
Ok Gemini´s, lovers & playmates of Gemini´s... you know we are here & not only do you get one of us but 2 ... fulfill your 3sum fantasy with a gemini.
so for all you Gemini´s, friends & lovers of gemini´s i would like to propose we all meet for a drink & chat to swop notes on how to support your local Gemini ... remember its 2 people you are supporting but all that support is doubly appreciated & good & bad gemini will be backfrom holidays soon, much refreshed & ready for the challanges the other star signs may bring.
We Gemini´s would love to meet you all & say hi ... go on... you now you want to ... hug a gemini today ...
So lets all meet for Support a Gemini day
hahaha Alan, i'm on for that, I need all the support i can get :evil2:
Came accross these alternative horoscope descriptions; I didn't write them so dont blame me for wording. Besides it's only a joke, says my sign will be murdered.
AQUARIUS - January 20 - February 18
You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless and impractical causing you to make mistakes repeatedly. Everyone thinks you are stupid.
PISCES - February 19 - March 20
You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over associates and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally a coward. Pisces people screw small animals.
ARIES - March 21 - April 19
You are a pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advise. You are a prick.
TAURUS - April 20 - May 20
You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a Goddamned Communist.
GEMINI - May 21 - June 20
You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Gemini's are notorious for thriving on .
CANCER - June 21 - July 22
You are sympathetic and understanding of other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off, that's why you'll always be on welfare and never worth shit.
LEO - July 23 - August 22
You consider yourself a born leader - while others think you're pushy. Most Leo's are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are always thriving bastards.
VIRGO - August 23 - September 22
You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep while making love. Virgo's make good bus drivers and pimps.
LIBRA - September 23 - October 22
You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man you are likely a queer. Chances for employment and monetary gains are excellent. Most Libra women become whores. All Libra's die of Venereal disease.
SCORPIO - October 23 - November 21
You are shrew in business and cannot be trusted. You will achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a more than perfect sonofabitch. Most Scorpios are murdered.
SAGITTARIUS - November 22 - December 21
You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks and dope addicts. People laugh at you a great deal because you are always getting fucked.
CAPRICORN - December 22 - January 19
You are conservative and afraid to take risks. You don't do much of anything and are lazy. There was never a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorn's should avoid standing for long periods as they tend to draw flies and birds shit on them.
Erm...Must say I had to read mine twice before I actually got that last post :laughabove: Excellent job newbie9, I think mystic meg really wants to say some of these things at times.
This weeks horoscopes, not of my own invention.
AQUARIUS - January 20 - February 18
Nothing interesting will happen you this week.
PISCES - February 19 - March 20
You will wake up in a strange country on Wednesday.
ARIES - March 21 - April 19
You will have a strange encounter with a workmate wearing a blue overcoat. Don't ask for extra cheese on Monday.
TAURUS - April 20 - May 20
Today you will be overcome with a sudden strong urge to learn to play a wooden flute while cavorting around in the forest. I recommend you treat those separately at first. You'll find what you need under "Music, Instruction" and under "Cavorting, Instruction". Don't get talked into buying any cavorting supplies, though -- they're really only needed by professionals.
GEMINI - May 21 - June 20
You will have more psychotronic energy today than usual. I recommend that you direct it towards the fridge. There's something alive in there.
CANCER - June 21 - July 22
Today you'll try the old "goat in a box" trick, on your new boss. It'll backfire, though, and you'll be the one with the clown shoes.
LEO - July 23 - August 22
You will discover a large black obelisk out on the lawn today, which obviously weighs several tons. You will be amazed at the effort some people put into a practical joke.
VIRGO - August 23 - September 22
Excellent day to study entomology -- particularly the order hymenoptera. Be prepared to leap about, howling and whacking your trouser legs.
LIBRA - September 23 - October 22
Good day to get a potted plant for your office, which you should name "Throckmorton". (The plant, not the office. Obviously, "Throckmorton" is a completely inappropriate name for an office. "Wiggins" is a good name for your office, if it doesn't already have a name.)
SCORPIO - October 23 - November 21
You will invent a new type of bath toy today. It will bring you fame and fortune, although it will also be the cause of an embarrassing appearance on the Letterman show.
SAGITTARIUS - November 22 - December 21
It's a good idea to take up a new hobby, if you want to make yourself a more interesting person at parties. In your case, I recommend welding.
CAPRICORN - December 22 - January 19
Soon, through no fault of your own, you will catch someone underlining words in a library book. It's just one of those signs, you know? Before the Apocalypse.
Sagittarius and Gemini:
Sagittarius lives for a challenge and Gemini is seduced by Sagittarius sex appeal. Ruled by Mercury, Gemini has beauty, brains and a sense of humor that Sagittarius finds fascinating. Gemini will be turned on by the challenge of mysterious Sagittarius. Gemini thinks Sagittarius is the best lover they have ever had. There is great sex potential and long-term possibility. To make this one work Gemini will need lots of freedom and Sagittarius must keep his or her sense of humor on at all times. Gemini should remain a mystery to Sagittarius for best results. Sex will be hot.
Leo-Taurus Compatibility :- me and anto....sad but so true
Unless both practice compromise, there will be conflict. Leo thrives on attention and naturally dishes out. Taurus often tolerates being dominated by Leo. Until, one day, the worm turns. Leo's big ideas can be disturbing to the conservative Taurus. When this twosome are putting each other through their passionate paces in the beautiful boudoir they couldn't be will be torrentially torrid and tactile and stunningly sensuous. After all, Taurus is the sign of passion and Leo is one of the two signs of amour, so this cupid couple will find ecstasy and fantastic fulfillment in each other's arms.
There's only one moment they climb out of bed and descend from their emotional to the real world, everything can start to go woefully wrong, because they just refuse to see each other's point of view. They can both be intransigent and neither will give in to the other see,they're both fixed signs.
Leos believe that they're right and they won't alter their original opinion no matter what you do or say. So, if these argumentative amourettes want their relationship to work, they've got to look in a dictionary to discover the meaning of all sorts of words, like compromise, diplomacy and , they'll find that words like love and loyalty don't mean much any more. Though they'll both keep plodding on with their partnership.