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FUNNY MESSAGES THREAD
Okayyyyyyyyy - so I re-read my 'Randomer's File' and couldn't leave this one to gather dust.
Having been rejected, this 50 yr old tried an angle that's becoming less rare these days - Does my profile really look like I've the Black Book of S4I at my disposal???
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hi,ok thats a pity,have you any contacts or friends or web sies you can give me,thanks
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Having been rejected, this 50 yr old tried an angle that's becoming less rare these days - Does my profile really look like I've the Black Book of S4I at my disposal???
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hi,ok thats a pity,have you any contacts or friends or web sies you can give me,thanks
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Then again - sometimes instead of nothing to say for themselves, there's folks who just don't know when to stop asking inappropriate questions in a first contact mail:
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Myself and my long term gf are new to scene and would like to try new things, I hope you'd be up for considering this. First of all I want to get some additional information about yourself. Have you ever participated in a threesome in the past? Approximately how many guys have you slept with in the past? Have you been recently tested for STDs?
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Myself and my long term gf are new to scene and would like to try new things, I hope you'd be up for considering this. First of all I want to get some additional information about yourself. Have you ever participated in a threesome in the past? Approximately how many guys have you slept with in the past? Have you been recently tested for STDs?
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Sex God
Funniest thread ever lol,
Ladies can you keep the details to a minimum, this can be a bit of fun once locations or profile details of the message senders are not mentioned.
Its not going to be a name and shame thing.
jesus im honoured to receive that.....:giggle:
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and again from the same person:::: are u a wast off time u and ur tits .... and not only was this sent once the very same message sent the second time!!!!!!!!!!!!!RE: How Wicked R U
Fancy sucking some hot cock, I'm sitting in work, bored but horny as fuck, I've just had lunch but sure could eat a nice pussy for desert, I'd love to be getting my dick sucked right now while I finger a hot wet pussy, I'd love to see your private pictures too..mail me for a chat anytime...I'm always hard.
That line never gets old how wicked r u lol
Not sure if I should reply that shy guys don't do it for me hahahahaha lorrrrrrrd:giggle:
had to put this one in too - u gotta laugh lol
RE: hi
do fancy a large hard cock in your mouth ? What its a fair question ha ha
Quote by user=wicked-1
RE: How Wicked R U
Fancy sucking some hot cock, I'm sitting in work, bored but horny as fuck, I've just had lunch but sure could eat a nice pussy for desert, I'd love to be getting my dick sucked right now while I finger a hot wet pussy, I'd love to see your private pictures too..mail me for a chat anytime...I'm always hard.
I love how the request to see your pics comes AFTER the request for a blowjob! Interesting priorities.
Master of Sex
Just got this one....Really makes me want to meet him and single guys wonder why they get nowhere :-?
:banghead:
hey
hey im on the border of tipp and limerick and just wondrin would ye be interested in a fuck???wherebouts in limerick ye frm?
Nothing else in the message:clap::clap::clap:
:banghead:
hey
hey im on the border of tipp and limerick and just wondrin would ye be interested in a fuck???wherebouts in limerick ye frm?
Nothing else in the message:clap::clap::clap: 
Aye, "it's with O'Leary in the grave", to quote a lad i knew once. Sex God
well Not sure if they sent this to wrong person or what but got this one this morning.
'Hi there My gf away for the weekend you fancy me wearing her clothes and being ur bitch'
er Hello, do I know you?
Never even heard the profile before.
He would have looked ridiculous anyway far too hairy lol.
quote "hi,,,can we fuck?..u free tonite?..im good lookin,,,good body,,,can send pic,,,,u wanna email me on "...."maybe we can be fucking by tonite,...xxx "
this was the first msg i got frm this person told him i wasnt into pusy guys..and got this back..
quote "im not pushy,,,i just wanna fuck. I mean this is swing site remember"
Is he for real or what..
Can anyone help me compose a reply to this guy??
1. Do you believe in aliens and why?
2. If the egg came first where did it come from?
3. When and where would you go if you could travel back in time for 1 hour only - excluding financial gains -?
4. Would you consider that the chicken was right to cross the road.
5. Hope you don't mind me asking strange questions.
Hope to hear from you soon.
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(Yeah Right)
Quote by user=Clara78
Can anyone help me compose a reply to this guy??
1. Do you believe in aliens and why?
2. If the egg came first where did it come from?
3. When and where would you go if you could travel back in time for 1 hour only - excluding financial gains -?
4. Would you consider that the chicken was right to cross the road.
5. Hope you don't mind me asking strange questions.
Hope to hear from you soon.
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(Yeah Right)
This is how I answered him:
1] Yes, aliens do exist - how do you account for all the dorks, geeks, twonks and other unworldy lifeforms that frequent the chatrooms, inboxes and The Late Late Show???
2] Did you not read the memo?? The Egg came first because it was female - Mother Nature created it!
3] One hour only??? Toughie this one.. .. ..
It would have to be the hour when my Great Granny was conceiving my Grandad - so I could prove that an Irishman was his Daddy!
4] The Chicken was not only right to cross the road - but had every right to cross the road too - why do you think we fought off the Commies and Nazis?? Freedommmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!
5] Strange questions are my specialist subject - bring it onnnnnnnnnn!!!!
Well I'm free when do you want to fuck me,lol...you are very welcome to give my cock a good suck, and if youve got big tits that will turn me on all the more!
or this one...
luv u on my face my tongue up ur hot juicy pussy
or this from the same person ..
luv u on my face my tongue up ur hot juicy cunt n squezn ur tits
:fury:
:scared::kick:
:scared::kick: Sex God
Quote by user=shavenhaven
Well I'm free when do you want to fuck me,lol...you are very welcome to give my cock a good suck, and if youve got big tits that will turn me on all the more!
or this one...
luv u on my face my tongue up ur hot juicy pussy
or this from the same person ..
luv u on my face my tongue up ur hot juicy cunt n squezn ur tits
:fury:
Quick Mail him back shaven, sounds like a keeper
Quote by user=shavenhaven
Well I'm free when do you want to fuck me,lol...you are very welcome to give my cock a good suck, and if youve got big tits that will turn me on all the more!
or this one...
luv u on my face my tongue up ur hot juicy pussy
or this from the same person ..
luv u on my face my tongue up ur hot juicy cunt n squezn ur tits
:fury:
You mean none of those work!!
Ah now come on girls they are not all bad......
1st January..Hi Addies did you get the Roses I sent you?:love:
Me. Yes..
2nd of January.
Hi Addies did you find the 500 lit candles I left in our drive?:love:
Me. Yes, thanks, will come in handy next time the lecky is cut off..
3rd January..Hi Addies did you take delivery of the Porsche, hope it is your colour, I noticed form forums that Red does seem to be your colour, so it wasn't too difficult finding one..:love:
Me.. Yes thank you and nice that you included the previous owners, handbag, and shopping in the boot..
Sadly after that he stopped mailing.....
