In a rush but still horny? Are you somewhere that’s not appropriate but you’re still desperate to get your rocks off? Then look no further for some hints, tips and tricks that will make your quickies all the more possible and enjoyable.
•Condoms. Even if you’re in a long-term relationship and no longer using condoms, they can often be the saving grace, particularly for ladies who don’t like swallowing their other half’s come. A condom will obviously catch the guy’s ejaculate, saving the need to ‘clean up,’ and the potential embarrassment for the lady who may end up with something sticky running down her leg… Using a condom, you’ll be able to do it anywhere, and all you’ll need to do is get rid of the rubber, straighten your clothes, and you’re ready to get on with whatever it was you were distracted from in the first place.
•Wear a skirt. Yes, ladies, if you’re the naughty horny type then a skirt can be your best friend. And indeed, there are several reasons. One being you can tease your partner rotten by telling him that you’re not wearing any underwear underneath if you’re feeling brave (if you’re not, don’t worry, just wear a thong or something that can easily be pushed aside at the crucial moment). This can then lead on to dirty talk, wherever you are. Meaningful looks and subtle caresses will be numerous, and you’ll both be raring to get your hands on one another before you’ve even kissed! Also, this has the bonus that when you’re both really horny and want a quick one, a skirt gives easy access. The guy can just undo his flies and he’s ready, and all you’ll have to do is lift your skirt! This can obviously work from behind, just hitch it up over your back and allow him access. Alternatively if you’re going to go on top you have the additional benefit that the skirt will hide what’s going on underneath. So if you were to get caught, it may be damn obvious what you were up to, but you wouldn’t have just given someone an eyeful of your bits!
•Lube. Both horny but no time for foreplay? Lubricant comes in lots of different forms, including handy little sachets, so there’s no excuse not to have some in your handbag. Simply get snogging, and some conveniently applied lubricant will give you both a nice sexy and slippery experience!
•Communication. If you’re short of time but high on hormones, then the best way to ramp up your quickie encounter is to tell each other exactly what you want. If you’re feeling in the mood for some good dirty sex in doggy style – then tell him. It’s doubtful he’s going to disagree – you’re offering him a shag after all, and guys love doggy style because of the amazing view they get. So make sure you tell each other what’s really going to get you hot under the collar, therefore you’ll both have more chance of climaxing (and hey, with a bit of practice you can hone the skill and increase your chances of coming together. Which, I might add, is the ultimate sign of intimacy and a couple being in tune with one another. And it feels damn incredible) in the time you’ve got. This applies when you’re actually getting down and dirty too. For example, if you’re mid-session and you get this sudden urge for something, tell him. Trust me, a man loves nothing more than being told to go harder, faster and deeper. Or even if you want him to slow down – you can describe it in such a way that he’ll be unable to resist doing your bidding. Why don’t you try “Slow down baby so I can feel your length stretching me†out for size? Flattery will get you everywhere. And besides, any good man will do whatever it takes to please his woman in matters of the bedroom. If not, then you clearly need to teach him some manners.
•Cheating. And no, I don’t mean on one another. I mean if you really are pushed for time, but determined to have some fun then just press the fast forward button on your orgasm. Ladies, adopt a position where it’s easy to touch yourself whilst your man is thrusting; for example doggy, where you can reach through your legs and play with your clitoris, or caress your breasts and pinch your nipples – whatever sends those extra zings to your zone. If you’re lucky enough to have a man that lasts a while, then getting into missionary position and playing with yourself will have a double purpose – you’ll be giving yourself additional pleasure, and your man will adore the fact you’re touching yourself. If your man needs that extra boost, then touch him in the way he loves to be touched. Some men like it rough, so dragging your nails down his back (gauge how hard he likes it carefully, you don’t want to turn him off if he doesn’t like it) will have him groaning in delight. Or grasp him bum while he’s thrusting, pulling him into you. The more he knows you’re enjoying it, the better for him. Guys do like to know they’re doing a good job. If you’re a really naughty girl, you could talk dirty to him. It doesn’t have to be obscene (unless that’s what gets you both going, of course), just telling him how good his penis feels inside you, and how much he turns you on will have his orgasm approaching in no time.
A degree of planning. I know that quickies aren’t often planned, but a little bit of forward thinking can go a long way. For example, if you’re out in the countryside having a nice walk and you start feeling frisky, look around for somewhere secluded to have your passionate moment. As tempting as it may be, having sex on the swings on a playground probably isn’t a good idea, for obvious reasons. But a secondary reason is to think about what you’d do if you got caught. If you were to be rumbled by a civilian, the worst you’re going to have is a red face and a degree of frustration because you hadn’t finished. But if a policeman wandered by and caught you mid-shag, then you could be in serious trouble. You might be lucky and it’s a policeman that’s in a good mood and sees the funny side, but you could also be arrested for indecent exposure. It’s unlikely, but you just never know. So enjoy your quickie, but be careful – not everyone is as cool and easygoing as you. You have been warned.
