If you could pick to be any fruit which fruit would it be and why???? just a fun topic and see how good ppls imaginations really are ... lol
I d either be a lemon because of its hard outer skin but tangy and sharp taste... but very very juicy or a Nectarine - A hairless form of peach which is very juicy also but hairless and smooth lol
haha very good alex lol be good to see what others come up with this could turn out a quite erotic thread lol lol
A red apple from Lidls, picked up, handled and put back down a lot.
only joking...
Pineapple..would have to reflect my weird head shape.
Strawberry,,So juicy when ripe,,and can be used for so many things,on different parts of the body..Yummmmmmmmmmmmmm
"Would love to be Lovebirds tomato".....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
blackberry
i have an annoying habit of popping up everywhere
and if you eat me everyone knows cus im all over your face pmsl
Nectarines, Cause I like the taste and the back looks like a nice bum.
:notes:i think this thread is funny....i aint locking it...and anyway...just cos you fed up of the way the thread is progressing ill tidy it up a bit tho.......lets see what fruity folk ye really are.....
by the way...id be a pair of melons....
i set the thread up to lighten the mood btw
by the way mrs hornydubcpl4 i would describe your mr horny as a passion fruit...oozing with sexy juice and just ripe for picking....lol...mmmm
i wud describe him more of a stiff banana lol lol
me.... is a Pink lady apple .....bit crunchy on outside but sweet in jiucy when ye get to know me .....lol
Now .....would be a pineapple ....prickly on outside....hard to cut into.....but also sweet 'n juicy when ye cut away the layers ......
jen id be a great big passion fruit lol it's in the name haha
take hrs to peel through all my layers then you'll see it was never worht it and cry:) :) oh,,and i know it not a fruit,,loli'd really be a plum,,small and juicy,,:)