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Flickin the bean and tossin the todger..

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unknown
Sex God
Okay a thought on both, given the recession and misery in society today, would it not be benifical if our joint governments invested in drop in centres dedicated to helping us enjoy the simple pleasure of flickin and to ... Somewhere we could without fear of going blind, growing up to be bold dirty girls who no one wants to marry! Yes Mammy told me that:-o Now there are jerk circle groups, but ughhhhhhhh Shudders,hope they use wipies.. I am thinking more upmarket, soft lighting, plush seats, beds, sofas, , mags, erotic lit, sexy music, god the ideas are endless... The unemployed would have somewhere to go, ladies could dump the women's groups that encourage knitting and prayers and enjoy being You men could simply be happy smilie :wank:'s Go on lobby your MP'S bet they would be only too happy to oblidge!!!!!!!!
longjon
Sex God
wave Virgo kiss "Go on lobby your MP'S bet they would be only too happy to oblidge!!!!!" :giggle:Virgo, I'm afraid the TDs down here would want brown envelops to do anything for you
ravenfire
Sex God
Cant go near my MP....my cousin shagged him then dumped him so he is not too fond of my family lol
rgb
Warming the Bed
Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening so doncha know that any politician worth his or her salt is genetically obliged to stamp it out of existence! Long live the Revolution!
veryhelpful
Master of Sex
I wonder what could these fine establishments be called ? and would everyone be able to keep there hands to themselves confused:
unknown
Sex God
am interesting take on the "Drop In" center concept ...
this sounds like the ideal Public Private Partnership ... sure the Govt fooks us already ...this way they could help us fook our selves ... go out for a walk an return with a smile on your face...:clap:
but maybe keep the Politician & Priests out ...sure they would want to legislate ... you might only be able to stroke/rub at a fixed rate because of "health & safety" regulations ...
I think a private members club...:thumbup:
No rules or regulations :small-print:...just Fun
I would lend a hand :wank: to make it a success...rotflmao:rotflmao::rotflmao::sticky::sticky::sticky::wank::wank::wank:
Quote by user=Virgogirl
in drop in centres dedicated to helping us enjoy the simple pleasure of flickin and to ...
Somewhere we could without fear of going blind,
... soft lighting, plush seats, beds, sofas, , mags, erotic lit, sexy music, god the ideas are endless...
The unemployed would have somewhere to go, ladies could dump the women's groups that encourage knitting and prayers and enjoy being
You men could simply be happy smilie :wank:'s
unknown
Sex God
Quote by user=longjon
wave Virgo kiss
"Go on lobby your MP'S bet they would be only too happy to oblidge!!!!!"
:giggle:Virgo, I'm afraid the TDs down here would want brown envelops to do anything for you

long:kiss:I emailed 25 of them, they were busy at a jerk circle thing....
ravenfire
Sex God
Quote by user=Virgogirl
Somewhere we could without fear of going blind, growing up to be bold dirty girls who no one wants to marry! Yes Mammy told me that:-o

Who wants to marry a good girl? Bold dirty girls are much more fun lol
Unknown User
virgo i like ya idea ya dont ask for much lol but if only we lived in a perfect world xx
unknown
Sex God
Surely the aul mp's have to have a wee play ... will use that as my new