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Femidom
*scratches head* Um, bigjay, I'm not with you there lol.
I'm asking because I'm having trouble with condoms. I will NOT have sex without barrier protection, but Bull and I haven't used them for years and years (we were both clean when we got married, were both faithful throughout our marriage and made another plan with protection against unwanted pregnancy). So we're all clumsy with them and so on. I also want to make sure I am protected, the idea of a femidom gives me some control (I'm the one who puts it on, I can know there's a sheath even if I'm not facing... er, I think you get the general idea).
And, um. It seems as if Bull's cock is too big for a standard condom. I thought femidoms would be looser and work better in our specific circumstances.
Ideas, anyone? Especially from well hung guys who also faced this particular kind of challenge. And no, that's not a come-on, it really is just an honest question.
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Sex God
Quote by user=bigjayo14
bull was with a girl who used them, she gets no enjoyment and there not that reliable either, sum them up, there rubbish!!!!!!
Shame on you Bigjayo, getting poor bull In trouble like that.
Well I havent ever met a girl using such apparaus, simple old rubbers for me,
though being an engineer, i imagine they are woeful Looking things , do you sellotape the ends to the lips or what? must be unsightly yokes when not in use?
lol Make, never thought I'd get an engineer's pov, ha ha!
Don't know if it's his size or just our clumsiness, not being used to the things, he's 7 inches (yes, I measured him last night, not exactly romantic: come here darling, ooh yes, mm, suck lick and then I hauled out this builder's measuring tape...)
I'll have a look at those larger ones, thanks, don't want it falling off either, I suppose *grins*.
Sex God
Quote by user=BullAndBoo
lol Make, never thought I'd get an engineer's pov, ha ha!
Don't know if it's his size or just our clumsiness, not being used to the things, he's 7 inches (yes, I measured him last night, not exactly romantic: come here darling, ooh yes, mm, suck lick and then I hauled out this builder's measuring tape...)
I'll have a look at those larger ones, thanks, don't want it falling off either, I suppose *grins*.
I am sure Mr Bull didnt disaprove of your Modus operandi lol.
Ah Jaysus condoms arent hard to get for 7 inches I imagine, yee must be wearing oven gloves tring to put them on him Boo lol.
BullnBoo, durex def do extra large condoms,I used to buy them in SA, but alas you can't buy them here, must not be a market for them...lol...but anyhow no they wont fall off, as to femdoms...personally no I dont like them....you can use them prior to play but having seen one opened, I personally felt it was too much hassle to use...best bet...practice on banana or better still Bull...lol
Dora... yes, I think it might be girth that's the problem. The condom is certainly long enough but I can't roll the bloody thing down lol. It is super-tight around him. Probably just lack of practice, we haven't needed them for more than ten years. You should have seen us with the instruction leaflet when we tried them the other day, it must have been hilarious to observe.
7 inches - I know, I always thought he was huge, but having now studied many, many, many, many photos of the subject in question I realise he's not quite as unique as I thought he was.
Though he sure has a licence to yield such a dangerous weapon. Mmmmmm. :lick:
Um, where was I? Oh, yes, condoms.
I wonder, having read this story on here about a guy with a 10inch cock... wouldn't that be a bit too much? You could injure a girl with such a monster! *gets measuring tape out to double check* 
hwoar: Jaysus, was the guy in the story related to an elephant?
Maybe if I watched more porn I wouldn't be so surprised.
hwoar: Jaysus, was the guy in the story related to an elephant?
Maybe if I watched more porn I wouldn't be so surprised. Sex God
Boo:
I didnt think anyone read the pamphlets in them things.
As Buxy said Practice makes perfect and Mr Boo wont mind I am sure, before ya know you'll finding fun ways to slip them on.
Dora I got married!!!!!
He works for Fash... He took me with him , whilst he was on a fact finding mission for the Iish Government, we went to Peru..
Dora it was wonderful honey, we stayed in a 6 star hotel, and it seems the Government treated me to a new boob job, Alfie told me to keep that quiet( he simply added it to expenses)but I know you won't say anything..
Oh Dora you should see them, 38dd!!!!!
The last few weeks have been simply estatic, I divorced him on Monday past, then went shopping in Dubai...
Sexlightened
I can sympathise with your situation Bull & Boo 
I got some called Trojan in pharmacy in Tescos in Clarehall. Bit of a distance for ye to travel though.
I got some called Trojan in pharmacy in Tescos in Clarehall. Bit of a distance for ye to travel though. i have similar problems.
perfectly average length of inches ... sometimes i lie and say 6.
but a girth of inches also. circumference.
its great cause when i'm slightly uncomfortable... i can't get it up. and putting on undersized condoms makes me really awkward ... and i can't maintain an erection with them on. my girlfriend uses the pill... at her suggestion. So things are going grand. don't want to be single again and explain how big i am ... and how its hard to find condoms that fit. at least i'm not 19 anymore and embarrassed about it.
Jim, it actually helped a lot, because I think that might be our problem: not length, girth. So we might have to shop around a bit for wider ones. Before that I will see about trying to just stretch them a bit before putting on as marie suggested.
The man is back tomorrow, so then I can start experimenting. I think it would be wise to practice a lot, so we'll not be clumsy in a situation where we're already nervous about other stuff.
